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I hypothesise a working penis enlarger. Who agrees or do you have better ideas!!

if I knew, I wouldn't be posting it on the internet

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
if I knew, I wouldn't be posting it on the internet

Would you buy a working penis enlarger?

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Would you buy a working penis enlarger?

probably not

what if it didn't...stop...growing?!

That would suck..

Anyways the invention that will make the greatest profit? A new kind of Virtual reality computer, perhaps a chip that will replace the ATM and Credit Cards, a new kind of fuel that doesn't hurt earth, cloning machines, or something that creates energy in a really efficient way that does not hurt nature...

But I'm probably kidding myself with things that would at least make life better or easier, whats far more likely is the penis enlarger or a viagra pill that will work for 24 hours...

A bigger cup holder for your newer car? I'm quite sure fast food restaurants with their 44oz drinks would be pleased.

Would this penis enlarger increase girth as well as length?

Also, wouldn't you need to create a balsac enlarger to have an accurate penis balsac size ratio?

Originally posted by meep-meep
Would this penis enlarger increase girth as well as length?

I think he could be flexible to the users needs, perhaps given the brend name "penis perfection". that would sell.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I think he could be flexible to the users needs, perhaps given the brend name "penis perfection". that would sell.

Penis Perfection...has a nice ring to it.

What about edible dishes. Think about it. You eat the plates, forks etc etc halving your water bill while cutting back on meal upgrades.

Providing vaginal girth for an easy birth. Maybe the advertisment on the box. This way it applies to men and women.

Sales will sky rocket...so to speak.

An easy DNA altering machine...

So you simply change anything about something that change takes place as the new cells divide... So people can change ANYthing about themselves...

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
probably not

what if it didn't...stop...growing?! ........Then you could be a porn star......

How about a Mute button that works on people...That would be a big seller.

DNA machine. Excellent invention. Save money on penis enlargers everyone wants to buy

Everyone has something they hate about themselves... Instant changes....

Another 20 years it might be invented. You never know

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Everyone has something they hate about themselves... Instant changes....

It would have to assemble at a molecular level, nano tech of the highest order, possible in the future actually but a long way off sadly.

Originally posted by Valharu
What about edible dishes. Think about it. You eat the plates, forks etc etc halving your water bill while cutting back on meal upgrades.

Good idea but I'm pretty sure each edible plate and fork would then be seperately packaged to minimize contamination, creating more trash. You're right about the water thing though.

Would they come in different flavors?

some kind of cheap, do it yourself cosmetic surgery kit would sell like hot cakes

An efficient way to turn salt water into fresh water

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I hypothesise a working penis enlarger.

Would that be a personal case of a demand not meeting the supply?

Consumer liposuction machines and do it yourself abortions.

Oh, and an IPOD Cereberal - A small chip that is installed into your brain that allows you to play music at all times, because god forbid you go without the luxury of music at some point.

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and an IPOD Cereberal - A small chip that is installed into your brain that allows you to play music at all times, because god forbid you go without the luxury of music at some point.

extension - hack the ipod cereberals and force people to listen to advertising crap... No where is safe....

that would make a mint..

A fat burning pill that actually works.

yeah sure. if i had an idea for an invention that would make me rich, i would forsake the patent and just tell everyone here....sure no problem

A TV remote controller, with a beeper (similiar to an handheld phone), which allows you to find the controller very easily.

Or, non scratchable DVD's, so ****ers cant ruin DVD's from movies stores. ****ers. (especially if your watching a TV series, and the last episode, which ties the whole series together, is ****ing scratched, and you miss key points) (LOST).

Yes, im bitter.

"Godpatch"
1. Implanted just under the skin, quick and easy.
2. Allows you to access info wifi-like, anytime, anywhere, projected right into the occipital and parietal lobes for full immersion; onto the back of the cornea for patial immersion.
3. Runs on food energy, so you can eat as much as you want and never get fat.
4. Act now, and get the bonus Perfect Penis function! Or for you ladies: larger breasts, concave lower abdomen AND thighs thinner than your calves!

What do you think as a future invention would make the most money?!!!! a never emptying beer bottle

That will never happen............

How about a "Grow just 2 more inches taller" Pill............lol

I liked the one about the Remote with a beeper on it. That would make millions.

remote with a beeper already exist

Philosopher's Stone FTW!

Originally posted by Smasandian
A TV remote controller, with a beeper (similiar to an handheld phone), which allows you to find the controller very easily.

Or, non scratchable DVD's, so ****ers cant ruin DVD's from movies stores. ****ers. (especially if your watching a TV series, and the last episode, which ties the whole series together, is ****ing scratched, and you miss key points) (LOST).

Yes, im bitter.


husband: honey, where the hell is the remote?

wife: i dont know you had it last. why dont you use the beeper?

husband: *looks around* honey, where the hell is the beeper?

What you need is a "Clap on Clap Of..........The clapper"................

Originally posted by PVS
husband: honey, where the hell is the remote?

wife: i dont know you had it last. why dont you use the beeper?

husband: *looks around* honey, where the hell is the beeper?

Well, I never said the plan was fail safe.

Never empty beer bottle. Great idea, but it wont make any money.

Originally posted by BackFire
Consumer liposuction machines and do it yourself abortions.

Oh, and an IPOD Cereberal - A small chip that is installed into your brain that allows you to play music at all times, because god forbid you go without the luxury of music at some point.

They probably will make iPod cerebral. It'll be like Deus Ex, temporal uplink. And it'll feature commercials too. OMg... *Runs off to make dystopia sci fi fanfic*