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anyone tough enough to be security

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Is it just me, or does that smiley have one eye?

It has one eye and is frowning and has two pupils

how...droll.

Lookit!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/hotsauce6548/kermit5bunny.gif

Originally posted by Bloigen
Lookit!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/hotsauce6548/kermit5bunny.gif

w00t

BANG! And the dirt is gone








































































I love that advert drooliog9ck

I so do not

But Barry Scot(t)'s hot!

it says your male






























rahhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi! I'm Barry Scot(t), and this is the new cilit bang!

But it keeps saying it takes 15 mins

Hi! I'm rickyduck, and this is the new cilit bang!

so rickyduck is the new Barry Scot(t) then? cool. Actually, 14 minutes

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
anyone tough enough to be security

My step-dad has been a C.O. (correctional officer) at San Quentin for over 10 years.

He works the gun tower, and the infirmary.

I will be security for your dirty abusive prison! With my laser guns, invisible cloaking device, minature sonic-wave bombs, technologicaly grappeling/size modification spears, and conviently hidden short-swords, no prisoner would DARE try to escape or get out of hand with the likes of me!

Less ofcourse there was a bribe, but what use do I have for money?! Don't you watch Star Trek people?!

Now, if we were talking someone for to "analy probe" as all us aliens like to do, heheheheh..

But no friggin Mexicans or rednecks damnit, I was a GIRL preffbly a teenage one.. on the rocks..

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
anyone tough enough to be security



no

Originally posted by K.Diddy
no
How dare you in one word or less defy what the captain says?! *Impales chest with spear*

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
How dare you in one word or less defy what the captain says?! *Impales chest with spear*


go away

*Gives hand gesture that he wants a bribe*
Come'on, I'll even throw in a crop circle if you do me this little favour..

I dunno if I'm tough enough to be a prison guard...I'd like to be a Sherrif someday though

Originally posted by K.Diddy
go away

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

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