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My goal of this convo is to be a total dick and lie to her until she blocks me, or until I'm satisfied and I block her.

Keep in mind that most everything I say in the following convo is a lie. It abruptly ends because the convo isn't over yet. I will post part 2 later.

KENObi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. = Me
Eva = Some bimbo whom I don't know.

Eva says:
hiya
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hey
Eva says:
im eva
Eva says:
n u r...............
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm Ken
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How are you on my contact list when I don't remember adding you?
Eva says:
of i fre of mine gave it to me
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who would that friend be?
Eva says:
kelly-anne
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Mmkay...where would I know her from?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
KMC?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If so, what's her username?
Eva says:
DNT NO?
Eva says:
HW OLD R U?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
22
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Turn caps lock off
Eva says:
OH IM 24
Eva says:
ok........
Eva says:
wot do u do for a livin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nothing at the moment, I'm between jobs.
Eva says:
u french?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nope, American
Eva says:
thats awesme!
Eva says:
u single?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, unfortunately
Eva says:
horny?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not at the moment.
Eva says:
wot part of england do u live
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 3,000+ miles East of England in Nevada, USA.
Eva says:
is it
Eva says:
oh i live in england
Eva says:
thats weird
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:

Eva says:
wots the us like, i have always dremt of goin there!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Boring, and everyone else in the world hates us...so, just peachy.
Eva says:
oh that can't be true
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ever watch the news?
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
i no this souns stupis but.........
Eva says:
do u watch american idol
Eva says:
cus i do in england
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I despise it.
Eva says:
y?
Eva says:
its cool
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
1. It's Reality TV.
2. The songs they sing are shitty.
3. Not enough Simon Cowell ripping people new assholes.
Eva says:
lol
Eva says:
do u no by any chance of the person who went
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Went where?
Eva says:
american idol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
so were bout do is nervada
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I did, I'd slap them for buying into quick fame, then laugh at them when they fail.
Eva says:
sorry if im askin u stupid questns
Eva says:
but i love american tV
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I love Japanese TV
Eva says:
sorry
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About what?
Eva says:
i had to do smething n i got disconnected
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Cool.
Eva says:
so hav u ever been 2 England
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Never have I left the US.
Eva says:
wot do you wish to be in the future?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A corpse.
Eva says:
im so sorry
Eva says:
wot is it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A deceased person, 6 feet in the cold dirt being consumed by parasites and other insects.
Eva says:
k
Eva says:
moving on swiftly..........
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you afraid of death?
Eva says:
hw would u describe the way u look
Eva says:
i am afriad
Eva says:
of death
Eva says:
y?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I would say I look like a young George Clooney after he was in a brawl fight.
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
hot
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not really
Eva says:
do u keep in shape?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not at all.
Eva says:
u like big
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, not really. But I have some insulation.
Eva says:
im not tryin to be rude are you like fat
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Maybe...are you?
Eva says:
no, not at all, i wrk out alot
Eva says:
can i suggest smethin we cud do rite nw?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Can you bend a steel bar with your thigh?
Eva says:
no
Eva says:
i was thinkin........
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Then you don't work out enough.
Eva says:
hw bout we send eachother dirty mesages
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hmm...why?
Eva says:
jus for fun, cus im feelin a little horny!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I can suggest some good porn for you.
Eva says:
like wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Bestiality, incest, S&M...
Eva says:
incest? r u into that stuff?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, but I thought maybe someone else is...so I suggested it to you to see what you'd say.
Eva says:
i think its wrng
Eva says:
can i ask you dirty questions?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You never thought about gaschmogiting you dad's gafoogadle?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Sure, ask away.
Eva says:
r u a virgin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nope.
Eva says:
how many girls hav u slept with?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 30.
Eva says:
really?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, I'm known as the town manwhore.
Eva says:
cool
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You'll think it's really cool when you have to use medicated creame to stop the constant itching.
Eva says:
wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
STD's they are annoying as all hell.
Eva says:
how long is your dick?
Eva says:
in inches?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
7.5"
Eva says:
do u masturbate?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
What kind of man would I be if I didn't?
Eva says:
hw many times?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
In my life?
Eva says:
a week?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Let's see...7 days a week, 6 times a day...so I guess, 42 times.
Eva says:
are u serious?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yep.
Eva says:
how do you masturbate?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I suffer from an overactive sex drive.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
With my hand and a picture of Doris Roberts.
Eva says:
who is Doris Roberts?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A TV actress.
Eva says:
ever had a threesome
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Once before. The other guy kept coming on to me, instead of the woman.
Eva says:
with a guy?
Eva says:
tell me the whole story
Eva says:
pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I went out to a swingers club, met this couple who wanted a threesome, we checked in to a motel and got busy. I called it off early when the dude tried to enter my exit door.
Eva says:
really?
Eva says:
cool!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
So, what about you? What do you look like?
Eva says:
well i have a natural tanned skin, brwn hair, brwn eyes, big boobs........
Eva says:
like it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I like small boobs.
Eva says:
well mine is jus rite not to big but not to small!
Eva says:
souns better?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Prove it.
Eva says:
ok
Eva says:
im jokin!
Eva says:
would u sen me a picture of u!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Only if you send me one of you naked.
Eva says:
naked!
Eva says:
wot would i get!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I dunno...a picture of me.

freak her out

LOL!


Nice.

No way is she 24.

Originally posted by Itzak
No way is she 24.

Exactly what Lana said. Which makes this even better.

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)
Me too.

Part 2, expect Part 3 later...

Eva says:
hiya sorry i took so lng
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not a problem.
Eva says:
so wot were wee talking bout
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You sending me a naked picture.
Eva says:
oh yeah
Eva says:
wot would i get back?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A picture of me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Which is...my display picture at the moment.
Eva says:
oh so i sen you a naked picture of me and i get ur display photo
Eva says:
u naked?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I don't have dirty pictures of me, and I don't have a camera.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I be naked at 1:30 in the afternoon?
Eva says:
is it 1:30 in the after noon?
Eva says:
its early1
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
That's what I think I said...
Eva says:
its bout 9:30 in the night
Eva says:
where im in
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you naked?
Eva says:
not yet, but i will as soon as i get to bed, with my thong
Eva says:
and dildo
Eva says:
lol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Does this dildo have a name?
Eva says:
its has a new name now
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Big Willy?
Eva says:
its called Ken
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh, cool. It must be huge then.
Eva says:
its big alrite?
Eva says:
jus the way i like it!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You wouldn't happen to have a webcam would you?
Eva says:
yes/
Eva says:
do u?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It broke last month.
Eva says:
wot ere u thinkin od doing?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Making food.
Eva says:
?
Eva says:
dnt get it?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm hungry.
Eva says:
on webcam?
Eva says:
ok then
Eva says:
wot eva u mnt!
Eva says:
serious?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I'll eat my food while you're on webcam.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I can multitask.
Eva says:
wot u wnt me to do on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Show your goods.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Or sing the numa numa song.
Eva says:
ok.......................
Eva says:
do u sleep with prostitutes
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Never...
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
sluts?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Virgins.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Mostly at least.
Eva says:
cousin?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
My cousins are ugly, but if they looked good...sure I'd boinkity boink one or two.
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I said if my cousins looked good, instead of being ugly $2 whores...then yeah, I'd boink one or two of them.
Eva says:
wen did you lose your virginity?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When I was 12.
Eva says:
really?
Eva says:
12
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, the chick was 16 too...thinking back now, she was a skank.
Eva says:
did nyou use a condom
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, even though at that time my spunk wasn't really potent.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It kept slipping off because I wasn't fully developed, and they don't make condoms for preteens.
Eva says:
ever had sex on prom nite
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I never went to prom. I was too busy toilet papering the principal's house.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Turns out it wasn't the principals house, he lived across the street.
Eva says:
cool!
Eva says:
do u shave ur pubic hair?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hell no, I'm all natural. If the woman doesn't like man bush, then she can go **** someone else.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm known as Grizzly because I'm hairy.
Eva says:
i like men like u
Eva says:
wot color is your pubes?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
When are you going to get on webcam?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Same color as my hair, brown.
Eva says:
never
Eva says:
ur 22 rite?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
But I want to see little Ken.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah.
Eva says:
wot is the youngest age you would sleep with
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
18...I draw the line at pedophilia.
Eva says:
70?
Eva says:
100?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
25 is old...so I would never sleep with someone older than that.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'll be one of those rich old bastards who sleep with young gold diggers.
Eva says:
tell me............wot does it feel like when you put your dick in sme1's pussy
Eva says:
truthuly
Eva says:
in details!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels warm, wet, and hopefully tight.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It feels like how it feels to you when you reach in there while playing with yourself.
Eva says:
ever had phone sex?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?
Eva says:
no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone
Eva says:
or txt

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

Yeah ditto, or 13 or something, but no where past 15. Judging by her spelling... or lack there of.

"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

she still tries to explain
really a preteen

shock i didn't read all of that, and the part about being a dick, shouldn't be to far of a stretch for you.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
shock i didn't read all of that, and the part about being a dick, shouldn't be to far of a stretch for you.

Meh, if you really get to know me, you'll know I'm only a dick to some people.

OHHH MY FAAACKIN GAHD!!!!! ohhh man thats hilarious

i know man, you have been cool to me ever since the argument a couple months ago.








i will attempt to read all the post.

good stuff

Originally posted by Amun~RA
i know man, you have been cool to me ever since the argument a couple months ago.








i will attempt to read all the post.

Trust me, personally I think it's funny.

Part 3 - Sorgo started talking to her and she invites him at the end.

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Text...yeah.
Eva says:
tell me smthin u wud say
Eva says:
4 my pleasure
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ok, something along the lines of...

"Say my name, say my name...oh, sweet Jesus! You like it when I gafoogly your schmaloot?"
Eva says:
r u a pervert
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Of course.
Eva says:
like wot do u do?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Everything.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Do you like golden showers?
Eva says:
wots dat?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Pissing on someone for sexual pleasure.
Eva says:
do u?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm the one who gets pissed on.
Eva says:
wot if you piss?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I piss, it better be in the toilet...
Eva says:
i dnt mine but y do like being pissed on?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I saw it in a movie once...I like to copy porns.
Eva says:
wen was the last time you had an erection?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 10 minutes ago.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It went away when you said you weren't going on webcam.
Eva says:
wot made you hav an erection
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Your dirty talk.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'd much rather see who I'm talking to though.
Eva says:
same
Eva says:
wot is your favorite sex position?
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I call it "The Position That Pokes".
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Like a cactus, because the woman gets pricked while she's got her body contorted in a weird way.
Eva says:
describe hoe you would position yourself
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hands twisted on the floor, the woman is basically laying on the floor, but her back is arched a lot and I am holding her feet in the air.
Eva says:
ever usesd a video camera?
Eva says:
film u havin sex?
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
A couple times, but I stopped when I accidentally put the tape in a rental box and forgot about it when I turned the movie back in to Blockbuster.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
The whole town knows who I ****ed though...so it's pretty funny.
Eva says:
you talkin dirty has my dildo rite in my my pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Why don't you show me? It's no fun without being voyeuristic.
Eva says:
i promis eyou i would if you had a webcam
Eva says:
how about you ask me dirty questions
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm not going to go out and buy a webcam just to see you naked. I could go watch porn right now for free, but instead I'm wasting my time trying to see you in the buff.
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
anyway.............
Eva says:
wot music do you listen to?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Brand New
Eva says:
yeah, there alrite, their new in England , they are nuber 2 in the charts
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
They should be nuber 1.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
number*
Eva says:
do u like Carrie Underwood
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who the flying **** is that?
Eva says:
the American Idol
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh, so right off the bat, I hate it.
Eva says:
how bout Fantasia
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Kelly Clarkson
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Mariah Carey?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I hate that crazy *****.
Eva says:
Bo Bice?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
?
Eva says:
Rascall Flatts
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Aren't they country?
Eva says:
yeah
Eva says:
pussy?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I love pussy.
Eva says:
Dicks?
Eva says:
?

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I ain't a faggle.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Obviously you like dicks..
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Do you do anal?
Eva says:
no
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Ah come on, that takes away a lot of the fun.
Eva says:
wot do u think
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About what?
Eva says:
i love anal
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nice.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
So what are you doing right now?
Eva says:
can i invite sme 1 in
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Sure.
Eva says:
hold on
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay

kenobi you fiend

dude that shit is funny as hell



but, have you considered, that maybe the cops are tryin to catch local perves, and are im'ing peeps at random.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
dude that shit is funny as hell



but, have you considered, that maybe the cops are tryin to catch local perves, and are im'ing peeps at random. thats entrapment...they cant do that

Originally posted by Amun~RA
dude that shit is funny as hell



but, have you considered, that maybe the cops are tryin to catch local perves, and are im'ing peeps at random.
The 'bahoogly' parts sort of disprove that.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
dude that shit is funny as hell



but, have you considered, that maybe the cops are tryin to catch local perves, and are im'ing peeps at random.

So what if they are? I'm not doing anything illegal, not if she says she is 24.

Omg iv had a guy do that to me bofore

true.

back to reading the rest of it.

Part 4...Starring KENobi and Sorgo, with the bimbo.

Eva says:
hi
Sorgo says:
Howdy.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Umm...hi.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Who's this?
Sorgo says:
Oh . . . I'm Sorgo.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Obviously, I can read your name.
Sorgo says:
Then why'd you ask who I was?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I wanted to know if I know you from somewhere else maybe.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Guess not.
Sorgo says:
Ah . . .
Sorgo says:
So Eva.
Sorgo says:
Where'd she run off to?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hopefully taking the nude picture I asked her to make.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Oh shit, mabe I shouldn't have said that.
Eva says:
said wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nevermind.
Sorgo says:
Er . . .
Eva says:
so sorgo, r u a virgin?
Sorgo says:
Nope.
Eva says:
do u to no each other?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nah, never seen him before.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How do you know him?
Eva says:
i dnt know
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Weird.
Eva says:
how he got my adress
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
How'd he get your MSN?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Are you a stalker dude?
Eva says:
he guessd apaarently
Sorgo says:
I stumbled across it somewhere . . .
Eva says:
wot?
Sorgo says:
I just . . . Found it.
Eva says:
where lyin on the ground?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I want you lyin' on the ground.
Eva says:
Ken, sort this guy out?
Sorgo says:
Sort me out?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
What do you want me to do about it?
Sorgo says:
zOMG! I smell konflikt!
Eva says:
between who?
Eva says:
me n u?
Sorgo says:
Between America and Iraq.
Sorgo says:
Nope.
Sorgo says:
So, why'd you ask if I was a Virgin or not?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
She's a sex fiend.
Eva says:
yeah i am?
Eva says:
do u wnt 2 join in?
Sorgo says:
Sure!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Of course you are...making me all horny and all.
Sorgo says:
Threesomes are always . . . Fun . . .
Eva says:
ken, r u gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dude...I had a theesome with another guy once it wasn't fun.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I was talking about you in my other one.
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Woot! Cyb3r S3x!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Not with you.
Eva says:
y not ken
Sorgo says:
LOL!
Sorgo says:
Whoops . . .
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I'm not in to dudes...I mean, I was, but not anymore.
Sorgo says:
Um . . . Yeah Ken, why not?
Eva says:
u was?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Well, yeah...didn't you ever experiment munching carpet?
Eva says:
wot?
Sorgo says:
Y'know . . . Chewing the box?
Eva says:
wot u 2 talkin bout?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Muff diving...
Eva says:
?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Lesbian...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Eating Pussy...
Sorgo says:
... With a spoon.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Licking the vertical taco...
Eva says:
u guys are alike!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Most guys are...
Sorgo says:
Eva, you a Virgin?
Eva says:
ke can anser dat!
Eva says:
Ken?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, I ****ed her last week.
Eva says:
thats rite?
Eva says:
wana see the picture?
Sorgo says:
I wanna join the picture.
Sorgo says:
With my big hairy balls.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No means NO!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Don't make me call rape on your ass.
Sorgo says:
Pfft ...
Eva says:
wot is ur name?
Sorgo says:
We've gone through this already.
Sorgo says:
I'm Dan.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dan...what a gay name.
Eva says:
lol
Sorgo says:
Meh . . . Go **** a goat, son.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You've seen 40 year old virgin too much.
Eva says:
that film is jokes!
Sorgo says:
I haven't seen 40 year old virgin . . .
Sorgo says:
But okay!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
It's based off of Dan the Man's love life.
Eva says:
anyway, u were sayin?
Sorgo says:
Bizatch puh-lease!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
He was saying he's gay.
Sorgo says:
No!
Sorgo says:
I'm not gay!
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Damn...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
See, even Eva agrees.
Eva says:
lets see who is the gayest
Sorgo says:
Let's Not!
Sorgo says:
Woohoo!
Eva says:
ill ask questions
Sorgo says:
Go ahead.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, let's not.
Sorgo says:
Questions reveal stuff.
Eva says:
yeah, plz Ken
Eva says:
ill sen you dat foto
Sorgo says:
Yeah Ken.... "Plz"?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Fine...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You better send it right afterwards.
Sorgo says:
Yeah.
Sorgo says:
Send it to me too.

Looks like KMC has a new sitcom.

whats with this chick.

Originally posted by Amun~RA


whats with this chick.
She's stupid and horny. Nothing else needed to say.

wat would be funny is if its not even a chick

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wat would be funny is if its not even a chick

I'm betting it's not anyways, either way this is funny.

lol pervs

HAHA thats when you should start with insane comments like literlly just sicko perverted stuff laugh hard my friend those times are priceless.

i think its a girl....or a gay preteen...

Part 5

Eva says:
how many times have u 2 masturbated a week?
Sorgo says:
Christ . . .
Sorgo says:
I'm going to have to get my Schedule.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
42, like I said earlier.
Sorgo says:
Okay . . . Hmm.....
Sorgo says:
Five times a day for me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I win.
Eva says:
it looks like dans is ay
Eva says:
gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Hahahahaha
Eva says:
fine then another 1
Eva says:
how many girls u slept with
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
About 30, like I said earlier.
Eva says:
Lord Sorgo?
Sorgo says:
Maybe 150 monthly.
Eva says:
looks like sorgo is still gay
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Bullshit.
Eva says:
150!
Eva says:
yeah rite
Sorgo says:
How the **** am I gay if I sleep with that many women?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
That's what? 5 a day or something?
Eva says:
ha
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Smells like Sorgo doesn't want to be listed as gay.
Eva says:
arrghh bless him!
Sorgo says:
I'm lookin' at the schedule and it seems to be about . .. Five bitches daily.
Eva says:
where r u frm
Sorgo says:
I told you this earlier.
Sorgo says:
Canada.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Gayville probably
Eva says:
ha
Sorgo says:
Okay, let's clear this up. The only time I ever sucked cock was for bus fair! And then I walked home.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You chug the cock?
Eva says:
wot??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Eva says:
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Eva says:
so ur gay
Sorgo says:
No.
Sorgo says:
Someone drugged my Virgin Chi Chi!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay...fair enough.
Eva says:
really?
Sorgo says:
O RLY?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
YA RLY!
Eva says:
really?
Sorgo says:
YA RLY, BTCH!
Eva says:
wot?
Eva says:
wot u call me?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Don't call her a ***** you asshat.
Sorgo says:
A Butch.
Sorgo says:
-er.
Sorgo says:
A butcher.
Sorgo says:
You like to cut zee meat.
Sorgo says:
There is nothing wrong with cutting meat.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
She likes my meat...
Sorgo says:
C'mon now.
Eva says:
yes more than urs dan
Sorgo says:
Of course.
Sorgo says:
You barely know us...
Sorgo says:
I mean me.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You're such a dick.
Eva says:
ken there is smethin i have to tell u
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Okay
Sorgo says:
No, I'm not a dick.
Sorgo says:
But I have one.
Sorgo says:
And it's jumbo sized!
Eva says:
dan is a male prostitute
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I kinda got that already...
Eva says:
oh
Sorgo says:
Deuce Sorgilo, male Gigilo!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
He only sleeps with male clients.
Sorgo says:
Woot!
Sorgo says:
Nah, I got for teh Muffinator clientel!
Eva says:
y dnt u tell bout that nite we had last nite ken, in details?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I totally gave her a dirty sanchez.
Sorgo says:
Dear god . . .
Eva says:
ha, bet dan was me?
Sorgo says:
CRZY MRN.
Eva says:
he wishes it was him
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Huh?
Sorgo says:
You're sure mouthy for a fourt.... Twenty year old!
Eva says:
huh?
Eva says:
wot?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Why would I bet Dan was you?
Sorgo says:
I think a Cock needs to be put in that Discipline lacking mouth!
Eva says:
wot do u mean twenty year old?
Sorgo says:
Aren't you twenty? I just randomly guessed. I mean . . . You're so mature, I just had to guess twenty.
Eva says:
wot?
Eva says:
who are you
Eva says:
do u 2 no each other
Sorgo says:
No.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Dude Dan, seriously are you stalking her?
Eva says:
souns weired
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
You just happened to "guess" her age, and "stumbled" upon her addy?
Sorgo says:
Yah! Jeez....
Eva says:
do u no wer i live Dan
Sorgo says:
IN ENGLAND!
Sorgo says:
DUM Dum dum....
Eva says:
no u 2 no eachother
Eva says:
definitely
Sorgo says:
That's bullshit.
Sorgo says:
Maybe I'm just a Stalker...
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
I've never met this guy before Eva, trust me.
Sorgo says:
Yeah.
Sorgo says:
I'm just your average whacko.
Sorgo says:
So, where you from Ken?
Eva says:
if ur from American, and dans from Canada and im from England, u to have a connection
Sorgo says:
Oh. America.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Nevada
Sorgo says:
Nice place, I hear.
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, it's not.
Sorgo says:
America, Canada, England.... We must know each other! *GASP*
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Eva, can't we kick this stalker?
Eva says:
ken, did you give himw my hotmail adress
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
No, why would I do that?
Eva says:
for fun
Sorgo says:
We don't know each other, EVA!
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Like I said, I've never met him before.
Sorgo says:
Jeez...
Eva says:
u 2 stalkers, secret lovers?
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
If I were to ruin my chances of seeing you nude, would I send your address to other people?
Sorgo says:
LMAO!
Sorgo says:
Exactly!
Eva says:
yes
Sorgo says:
Send me a nude pic too.. I want in.
Eva says:
ur a dickhead
Sorgo says:
That's not very nice, Eva.
Sorgo says:
Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Eva says:
were bout do i live?
Sorgo says:
I don't know.
Sorgo says:
Manchester?
Eva says:
wot do i look like?
Sorgo says:
A girl.
Eva says:
ken?
Eva says:
u there?

Originally posted by DarkC
Me too. Me too youpiyoupiyoupiyoupi

Whats the rest of your msn name ken like @ what ?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Whats the rest of your msn name ken like @ what ?

Why should I tell you?

Yay for bashing random weirdos! w00t



I really should make a Mistw00t smilie...

lol . nice one ken

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

I think it is more like 11.

Ken thats great

Wow Ken, I'm glad I ain't on your bad side.

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Yeah, I'm known as the town manwhore.
Eva says:
cool

haha if she believes all this she is quite possibly the most gullible person ever

I have to skip part whatever we're at because my MSN screwed up and the messages are distorted.

^ to true my friend.

Ken, the worst thing you could do is piss off a girl like that. Seriously.

Take it from someone who knows.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ken, the worst thing you could do is piss off a girl like that. Seriously.

Take it from someone who knows.

-AC

Meh.

msn ken cry

Ken doesn't give two shits

Apparently Sorgo has the convo saved and it's fine, so I'll have him post the rest of that part up until he left.

dude, how may parts are this lil story?

Mine's kind of ****ed as well.

Damn. I could repair it when I get back.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
dude, how may parts are this lil story?

Considering I'm still talking to her...

Originally posted by sithsaber408
Here's mine:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/hotsauce6548/kermit5bunny.gif

Avioding my question Ken

hysterical Holy shit


eeheee. What a weirdo. "how bout we send dirty messages to eachother"



hahah beastality

What went on after that?

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hysterical.gif

hysterical2

This is classic.

I'm still reading.

KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Brand New




Even though thats a lie I'm still going to have to pulll a Pope Pius IX on you disgust

Originally posted by Ronny
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Brand New




Even though thats a lie I'm still going to have to pulll a Pope Pius IX on you disgust

He lied and said that on purpose, I nearly died laughing when he sent me that bit

Originally posted by Ronny
KENobi | Votre souffle me fait le vomi. says:
Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Brand New




Even though thats a lie I'm still going to have to pulll a Pope Pius IX on you disgust

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
What went on after that?

She tried getting me and Sorgo to talk dirty to her, Sorgo then said he had to leave and go to the store to buy some lube...which she didn't know what that meant.

Her and I kept talking (my msn is still being weird), with me trying to get her on webcam or a picture or something which she kept avoiding because more than likely she's not who she says she is.

And now she's leaving...not much funniness in the last bit anyways, but I promised to talk to her tomorrow where I will start being a dick again.

Originally posted by Lana
He lied and said that on purpose, I nearly died laughing when he sent me that bit I know i know i laughed too, but the comment just started a strange "everyone in my highschool wont shut up about them" fire in my stomach


*stabs panic! at the disco brutally*

lol nevermind the thing Ken

omigosh roflmao

Originally posted by H. S. 6
hysterical2

This is classic.

I'm still reading.
Saw you online. Knew you'd like it.

thats the funniest shit i've seen in a while.. bravo kenneth

I emailed this page to my friends.

Oh so it was YOU who sent me that email, Mills.

-AC

That's me.

Could be some greased up overweight bald guy getting thrills


























I hope it is

That's nasty.

It might be, but the joke's on her/him, because her MSN addy is [email protected] Have fun.

Hmmm...should I add her?

I say why not...

I have a "date" with her tomorrow at noon my time, but little does she know I've blocked her and given you guys free reign on fun.

*is tempted*

Originally posted by DarkC
You'd better invite me.
Or Sorgo.

But I blocked her so she can't IM me.

Originally posted by Itzak
No way is she 24.


Agreed.


Entertaining read though, I must admit

thats a funny conversation Ken

haha that's awesome

She's online....

Originally posted by Lana
I estimated her to be about 14.

(he's been sending me the convo as it's been happening)

She ain't 14, her spelling is too bad and she doesn't know what deceased means. I know what it means and i'm 15, only 1 year older... I'm just going by what i know...
This person reminds me of someone who i once went out with...

Whats Her MSN I want to add her.

Originally posted by O Green World
She ain't 14, her spelling is too bad and she doesn't know what deceased means. I know what it means and i'm 15, only 1 year older... I'm just going by what i know...
This person reminds me of someone who i once went out with...

When I first talked to her I said I was 17, then she said she was 22. That says it right there.

With everyone adding her this thing might end up like the Singaporean girl making a sex tape with her cell,then lost it,then someone found it and put it on the net,and now everyone is Googling for it - thing

Remember to post the convo's here so we can read them.

Fun time, she's online now.

Originally posted by DarkC
Fun time, she's online now.
Post please.I haven't laughed my ass off in a while now...

Originally posted by Slay
Post please.I haven't laughed my ass off in a while now... Nothing juicy yet.

David says:
Hello.
Eva says:
hi
Eva says:
who is this?
David says:
Well, I got your address from Daniel.
David says:
Also known as Sorgo.
Eva says:
and......................
David says:
He thinks you're a fiesty one.
David says:
Hahaha, at least that's as far as I remember.
Eva says:
do u like feisty women
Eva says:
?
David says:
All men under the age of 30 do.
Eva says:
hw old r u?
David says:
I'll let you guess on that, shall we.
Eva says:
16
Eva says:
?
David says:
Dead on target, right first time.
David says:
You?
Eva says:
do u like horny women?
David says:
Depends on what they feel like doing.
David says:
Say, if they're horny and want to cook, I get the hell out of the house.
Eva says:
talkin dirty?
David says:
Well, that's a different dimension.
Eva says:
how big is ur dick?
David says:
Whoa-ho-ho, let's not go there yet.
Eva says:
yet.......
Eva says:
wot do u wnt?
David says:
Eager, huh?
Eva says:
jus checkin
Eva says:
wot do u wnt 2 do?
David says:
Sorgo said you were themed on one thing that all men liked. Guess I found out what that was.
Eva says:
yes and.............
David says:
I'm a little secretive about "Little" David.
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
He's rather sensitive about his own looks. Catch me drift, matey?
David says:
Anyways, I don't know that much about you, except for the fact that you seem to be a sexaholic.
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
who is little david?

Originally posted by DarkC
David says:
Hello.
Eva says:
hi
Eva says:
who is this?
David says:
Well, I got your address from Daniel.
David says:
Also known as Sorgo.
Eva says:
and......................
David says:
He thinks you're a fiesty one.
David says:
Hahaha, at least that's as far as I remember.
Eva says:
do u like feisty women
Eva says:
?
David says:
All men under the age of 30 do.
Eva says:
hw old r u?
David says:
I'll let you guess on that, shall we.
Eva says:
16
Eva says:
?
David says:
Dead on target, right first time.
David says:
You?
Eva says:
do u like horny women?
David says:
Depends on what they feel like doing.
David says:
Say, if they're horny and want to cook, I get the hell out of the house.
Eva says:
talkin dirty?
David says:
Well, that's a different dimension.
Eva says:
how big is ur dick?
David says:
Whoa-ho-ho, let's not go there yet.
Eva says:
yet.......
Eva says:
wot do u wnt?
David says:
Eager, huh?
Eva says:
jus checkin
Eva says:
wot do u wnt 2 do?
David says:
Sorgo said you were themed on one thing that all men liked. Guess I found out what that was.
Eva says:
yes and.............
David says:
I'm a little secretive about "Little" David.
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
He's rather sensitive about his own looks. Catch me drift, matey?
David says:
Anyways, I don't know that much about you, except for the fact that you seem to be a sexaholic.
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
who is little david?
A complete nimpho,if there ever was one

I might as well add something, there's nothing really interesting there. Yet.

Originally posted by DarkC
Fun time, she's online now.

I'm already there.

Originally posted by DarkC
I might as well add something, there's nothing really interesting there. Yet.
I wish I had acces to MSN right now.That would be fun...yep

David and I are tag teaming her as we speak

Originally posted by Syren
David and I are tag teaming her as we speak
Sorry.

I took that the wrong way I guess

i would join you but that might seem a bit odd

Why is everyone assuming it's a girl

Originally posted by Syren
David and I are tag teaming her as we speak
And a blast of a time it is!

This is insanely funny. Mean and cruel, but moreso funny. I want to see what happens when she cracks.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Why is everyone assuming it's a girl
Because if everyone assumed it was a guy,it wouldn't be any fun

Eva says:
who is dis?
Vinyl Decadence says:
Hi. My name's Eddie
Eva says:
how did u get my address
Vinyl Decadence says:
a friend
Eva says:
who?
Vinyl Decadence says:
that would be telling
Vinyl Decadence says:
can i invite a mate?
Eva says:
is it a guy?
Vinyl Decadence says:
yep
Eva says:
o.k
Eva says:
o.k
Eva says:
r u goin 2
Eva says:
or else im gone!
Vinyl Decadence says:
yep, gimme a sec honey

David has been added to the conversation.

Vinyl Decadence says:
hello there
Eva says:
hello ther
Vinyl Decadence says:
*pokes*
Eva says:
im Eva
David says:
I'm David. Uncessarily, but who gives a shit!
Vinyl Decadence says:
I don't give a shit.. do you Eva?
Eva says:
yes
David says:
Hey-hey-hey.
David says:
What's the issue with my name, if I may ask?
Eva says:
souns gay
Vinyl Decadence says:
Your name is awesome..
Vinyl Decadence says:
lol
David says:
'David' sounds gay?
Eva says:
wot r u guys into?
Vinyl Decadence says:
Not in the slightest
Vinyl Decadence says:
What about my name?
David says:
Enchantingly...enchanting.
Eva says:
horny
Vinyl Decadence says:

Vinyl Decadence says:
really?
Vinyl Decadence says:
Thanks Eva
Eva says:
thats a by then
David says:
Me, I'm into teenager shit.
Eva says:
hw old r u?
Vinyl Decadence says:
Moi?
Eva says:
yes ass hole
David says:
Hey-hey-hey.
Eva says:
jokni
Eva says:
jokin
David says:
Sure. Suuuure.
Eva says:
im horny
Eva says:
do u wnt to c my pussy
Vinyl Decadence says:
******* hmm, that's polite
Vinyl Decadence says:
What breed is your pussy?
David says:
I hate Armenians.
Vinyl Decadence says:
I hate Armarni
David says:
Oh, you were talking about your diddly-whatsit?
Eva says:
can ub 2 come back at 10:30 pls, cus i need to do smethin!"
Vinyl Decadence says:
what u gonna do?
Eva says:
10:30
Eva says:
ill give u smethin nice
Vinyl Decadence says:
promise u won't stand us up?

Eva has left the conversation.

David says:
Hmm, shall we update?
Vinyl Decadence says:
Charming, that is and I'm updating it now

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Why is everyone assuming it's a girl
hm..... I don't know...... It just seems like she's a girl.

It's some person trying to act older or younger than they are.

The shortest conversation anyone will have with her/him. I freaked the poor kid out some how

Eva says:
hello
Alex says:
Even.
Alex says:
,,,,ing how are you?
Eva says:
alrite
Alex says:
alrite? You do know what an "rite" is right?
Eva says:
no
Eva says:
are u some geek or smethin?
Alex says:
No I'm not Greek, I can say that much.. happily too.
Alex says:
Are you some sort of question askin', nonstopin', computer nerd or somethin?
Alex says:
I'll take that as a "yes".
Alex says:
So are you gay?
Eva says:
no n go away
Alex says:
Sweet, that makes two of us.

Then she/he appeared offline. w00t Take that you pervs

rofl

Originally posted by Itzak
The shortest conversation anyone will have with her/him. I freaked the poor kid out some how

Eva says:
hello
Alex says:
Even.
Alex says:
,,,,ing how are you?
Eva says:
alrite
Alex says:
alrite? You do know what an "rite" is right?
Eva says:
no
Eva says:
are u some geek or smethin?
Alex says:
No I'm not Greek, I can say that much.. happily too.
Alex says:
Are you some sort of question askin', nonstopin', computer nerd or somethin?
Alex says:
I'll take that as a "yes".
Alex says:
So are you gay?
Eva says:
no n go away
Alex says:
Sweet, that makes two of us.

Then she/he appeared offline. w00t Take that you pervs
Nice one Itzak

Don't freak her out, she'll know we're up to something

What if she's a member here? shock

Originally posted by Syren
Don't freak her out, she'll know we're up to something

What if she's a member here? shock

I didn't mean to.

I'm wondering how this is going to end though. We might need some type of game plan if we're all going to be doing this. She'll probably start wondering what's going on, so we don't want to reach our limits

hysterical

Originally posted by Itzak
I didn't mean to.

I'm wondering how this is going to end though. We might need some type of game plan if we're all going to be doing this. She'll probably start wondering what's going on, so we don't want to reach our limits

The possibilities are endless. Do we care if it ends badly? Just as long as the duration is hilarious... she told David and I to be there at 10.30 mwahaha

Originally posted by Syren
The possibilities are endless. Do we care if it ends badly? Just as long as the duration is hilarious... she told David and I to be there at 10.30 mwahaha

10:30 her time, your time, or David's time?

im so tempted to get in on this

Originally posted by Syren
The possibilities are endless. Do we care if it ends badly? Just as long as the duration is hilarious... she told David and I to be there at 10.30 mwahaha

Personal I don't care how it ends, I'm just thinking with all the people signing up to talk to her it's going to be interesting...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
10:30 her time, your time, or David's time?
UK.

isnt that now?

Originally posted by DarkC
LOL!


Nice. I agree..that was f*cking awesome

Should be, yes.

sweet, you have to post the convo

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I say why not...

I have a "date" with her tomorrow at noon my time, but little does she know I've blocked her and given you guys free reign on fun. That's genius..f*cking genius!

Me = David
bimbo = Eva
Syren = Vinyl


Eva has been added to the conversation.

David says:
Yay.
David says:
Now what?
Eva says:
what?
David says:
What?
Eva says:
what?
David says:
Eh?
Vinyl Decadence says:
hello
David says:
Hey?
Eva says:
wot u 2 doin?
David says:
Guess.
Eva says:
playin roud together
David says:
Something like that, yes.
Vinyl Decadence says:
just chattin
Vinyl Decadence says:
i'm lookin up pics of me and my mates from an event the other nite
Eva says:
what sort of event?
Vinyl Decadence says:
BBC 1xtra vs Bounce
Vinyl Decadence says:
Drum and Bass
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
Music.
David says:
As a weapon.
Eva says:
oh
David says:
Ja.
Eva says:
what are ur names?
David says:
Can't you figure mine out?!
David says:
Seriously, it's staring you in the face.
Eva says:
i no urs
Eva says:
the other persn
David says:
The other LADY.
Eva says:
if u say so
David says:
Yep.
Eva says:
so wot is his name
David says:

Eva says:
is it vinyl
David says:
Sy?
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
I'm asking Miz Vinyl.
Vinyl Decadence says:
His?
David says:
Vinyl's a she, you know that?
Eva says:
u tld me its a guy
David says:
When'd I say that?
Eva says:
im gettin mixed up, who invted me to a conversation? u or the grl?
David says:
The lady.
David says:
Vinyl.
Eva says:
where is she /he anyway
Eva says:
he/she bees quite
Eva says:
been quite
David says:
Oh, Sy .....
David says:
She'll come running. She can't resist my singing voice.
David says:
Or maybe.
Vinyl Decadence says:
I invited u Eva, I'm just looking up some pica and I am a girl
David says:
A bi, to be exact.

I think.
Eva says:
wot?
David says:
Vinyl's a bi.
Eva says:
so hw u related to david, family?
David says:
No, she's a friend of mine.
Vinyl Decadence says:
not related
Vinyl Decadence says:
exactly
David says:
There ya have it.
Eva says:
so david hows ur sex life
Eva says:
n vinyl
David says:
Rather eventful.
David says:
Got me some just yesterday afternoon.
Vinyl Decadence says:
fabulous especially when i'm on msn with david

Eva says:
hiya
O Green World says:
Um, hey
O Green World says:
who're u
O Green World says:
....
O Green World says:
Hello
Eva says:
im Eva
O Green World says:
Uh, kool
O Green World says:
Just call me sumink like... Um...
O Green World says:
I dunno, sumin like....
O Green World says:
2D
Eva says:
ok
Eva says:
wots ur name?
O Green World says:
Urm...
O Green World says:
My name
O Green World says:
u wanna know...
O Green World says:
my name
Eva says:
yes
O Green World says:
Well, if this comes out wrong... Then i just got my facts wrong
O Green World says:
Stu-Pot is my name
O Green World says:
Or just...
O Green World says:
I dunno
O Green World says:
Is that ok
O Green World says:
Ok...
Eva says:
ok
Eva says:
so hw old r u?
O Green World says:
Haha, next you'll ask me somat that i wont expect, like sumat strange like whether i like sexy chics or summink, y'know.... Will ya Cos i dun have a clue...
Anyways, back into da subject, i'm 27, but if i'm wrong I'll tell ya later...
O Green World says:
do you like my pic it's an animated picture of me
O Green World says:
hey, i'm just gonna invite my pal called russel ok
Eva says:
sure

Eva was added to this conversation. Handwriting is no longer supported because not all participants can view handwritten messages. Handwritten messages will be sent as text.

O Green World says:
heya russ
Russel Hobbs says:
hey green...
Russel Hobbs says:
anything going on?
O Green World says:
not much, just this person called Eva
Russel Hobbs says:
Wazza BRO!
O Green World says:
Wazza
O Green World says:
u always use your rapping voice...
O Green World says:
tsk, tsk
Russel Hobbs says:
You know bro?
Russel Hobbs says:
Shame bro you donno nathing.
O Green World says:
Like, i always do nothing
O Green World says:
It's like i'm crazy or sumink
Russel Hobbs says:
Wootewer
Eva says:
hey
Russel Hobbs says:
Yo eva
Eva says:
so u 2 bes frens
O Green World says:
Oh yeah
O Green World says:
we're in a band
O Green World says:
called Gorrilas or summink
Russel Hobbs says:
Ya m8!
O Green World says:
I duno if u've heard of us like
Russel Hobbs says:
Ya. We rool!
O Green World says:
i doubt you thought we were real
Russel Hobbs says:
Lol Role!
O Green World says:
but we are...
Eva says:
o.k, y am invitd in this conversation?
O Green World says:
i thought you talked to me
Russel Hobbs says:
ask 2-d he knows I donno what the hell this is on about..
Eva says:
who the hell is 2-d?
O Green World says:
me
Eva says:
oh
Russel Hobbs says:
Yes.
O Green World says:
u forgotten already
Russel Hobbs says:
Shame..
Eva says:
so where u 2 frm?
O Green World says:
Kong studios
O Green World says:
In Essex
Russel Hobbs says:
Ya m8!
O Green World says:
We live in other places too, but for security reasons we ain't allowed to share dem... Or summink..
Eva says:
really?
Russel Hobbs says:
Ya.
O Green World says:
Well i ain't too sure.... never am...
O Green World says:
Or summink
O Green World says:
like
Russel Hobbs says:
Ya m8!
Russel Hobbs says:
He always thinks not knows.
Eva says:
do u guys mine if i invite sme1 to the conversation?
O Green World says:
go on den
Russel Hobbs says:
Sure.
Russel Hobbs says:
Brb.
O Green World says:
Ok Russ

God she is a moron. Not long after you told her to call you 2D she forgets about it.

lol

Great stuff guys!

Oh and... she's unblocked me. evillaugh

I feel sorry for her, but then it teaches her for randomnly adding peeps

Originally posted by O Green World
I feel sorry for her, but then it teaches her for randomnly adding peeps I agree 10 fold there mate..

I'm on my alternate MSN account and joined in on the Syren/DarkC/bimbo convo

And Sy leaves.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm on my alternate MSN account and joined in on the Syren/DarkC/bimbo convo

Sweet! This should be good then.

David = DarkC
That Guy = Me
Bimbo = Eva
(instances where nothing is under a name is just a smiley being used)

David says:
Or so.
That Guy says:
Sorry my msn's acting funny
Eva says:
whos this guy?
That Guy says:
i'm that guy
David says:
I told him about you.
That Guy says:
Anyways my name is chris
Eva says:
chris?
That Guy says:
sounded like you guys were having fun and i wanted to join in
David says:
Oh, we were having fun, alright.
That Guy says:

That Guy says:
wow this sure is fun
That Guy says:
dave you said that it was fun here
That Guy says:
man whyd you lie?
Eva says:
wot is?
David says:
I'm good like that.
That Guy says:
how old is you eva?
That Guy says:

Vinyl Decadence says:
gotta go guys, night

Vinyl Decadence has left the conversation.

David says:
Okay.
That Guy says:
you were a wee bit late there dave
David says:
SILENCE!
That Guy says:
why? im the only one trying to make conversatin
David says:
Oh, right.
David says:
Carry on.
David says:
Eva, what're you doing?
That Guy says:
playing with herself maybe?
David says:
What a thought.
Eva says:
yeah
That Guy says:
so eva? how old is you?
Eva says:
playin with myself
That Guy says:

David says:
You ARE?
Eva says:
i is.............
That Guy says:
holy schnikes i made that up
That Guy says:
you gonna answer my question?
David says:
So you're just randomly feeling horny?
That Guy says:
ne1 else feeling hungry?
David says:
Nah. Just had something to eat.
That Guy says:
damn, dont this girlie ever talk?
David says:
Apparently not.
Eva says:
im 22 by the way
That Guy says:
ah sweet
That Guy says:
i love older chicks
David says:
So do I.

Occasionally.
That Guy says:
just like i love daves mom
David says:
Enough of those jokes, already.
That Guy says:
who said they were jokes?
David says:
You.
David says:
And me.
That Guy says:
o
David says:
Eggs-actly.
That Guy says:
what you look eva?
That Guy says:
what you look like i mean
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
im a brunette
That Guy says:
cool cool
David says:
That narrows it down to about ten million people, dear.
David says:

That Guy says:
i think redheads look best though
David says:
Redheads are hot.
That Guy says:
sizzlin hot
That Guy says:
just like your mom
Eva says:
i have big boobs
David says:
Oh.
Eva says:
my mom?
David says:
Well, that's nice to know too. I suppose.
That Guy says:
big knockers are sweet
David says:
Yes.
That Guy says:
i cant stand when a girl hs 2 backs
David says:
Especially when they're in your hands.
Eva says:
?

David says:
Nevermind.
That Guy says:
big boobs are nice in your hands
That Guy says:
or in your mouth
Eva says:
who u talkin 2, David.?
David says:
Both of you, I guess.
That Guy says:
im talking to the voices in my head
David says:
You listen to them way too much, Chris.
That Guy says:
they tell me that eva should dye her hair green and pierce 1 nipple
David says:
You should really see a psych.
That Guy says:
thats what my dad keeps tellin me
David says:
Hmmm.
That Guy says:

That Guy says:
i think im gonna get some fish and chips later
That Guy says:
im hungry for grease
David says:
Okkay....
Eva says:
thats nic chris
That Guy says:
isnt it?
That Guy says:
are you 2 gettin freaky without me?
David says:
No.
David says:
Normal chat, for now.
Eva says:
yes
David says:
Oh. I mean, yes.
That Guy says:
****ers