I tried to jump onto my bed...

Started by Slay2 pages

I tried to jump onto my bed...

...but while I was running towards it,my left foot got stuck in one of my...pants thingys on the right so I tripped.I think I might have bruised my big toe 😐

I'd point and laugh but I dont find humour in other peoples misfortunes😐

Pfft, who am I kidding...😆 😆 😆

I tried to run and jump on my bed once when I was drunk...not a smart thing to do.

I tried to jump off my bed once and broke the light...

Originally posted by Mišt
I'd point and laugh but I dont find humour in other peoples misfortunes😐
Pfft, who am I kidding...😆 😆 😆

It hurts like hell when I try to walk...

Im sorry to hear that, I hope you get better soon..

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Mišt
Im sorry to hear that, I hope you get better soon..

😆 😆 😆


Well I laughed myself.
It was pretty stupid 😆

Re: I tried to jump onto my bed...

Originally posted by Slay
...but while I was running towards it,my left foot got stuck in one of my...pants thingys on the right so I tripped.I think I might have bruised my big toe 😐

😂

sounds like something I'd do😮

My advice: get a wheelchair^-^ hehe

Originally posted by Roulette
😂

sounds like something I'd do😮

My advice: get a wheelchair^-^ hehe


But If I would have to cross the street people in cars wouldn't be able to see me,what would mean certain death,because I'm not such a quick roller as you 😬

Jetpacks are the only form of transport🪩

Originally posted by Mišt
Jetpacks are the only form of transport🪩

But when I'd land I would hurt my foot 😐

No no no, you get a custom built one with inbuilt wheelchair🪩 All the cool kids do it nowadays🪩

😎 😆 stupid thing to do.

Originally posted by Slay
But If I would have to cross the street people in cars wouldn't be able to see me,what would mean certain death,because I'm not such a quick roller as you 😬

Haha..I'm not a quick roller^-^

*rubs chin* I schee your point though....hmm..maybe you could get someone to push you?^-^

Originally posted by Mišt
No no no, you get a custom built one with inbuilt wheelchair🪩 All the cool kids do it nowadays🪩

How much would such a fantastic piece of mechanical engineering cost? 😐

Depends if you got the right connections😖hifty:
Meet me in the back alley at midnight and Ill cut you a deal 🥷

Originally posted by Mišt
Depends if you got the right connections😖hifty:
Meet me in the back alley at midnight and Ill cut you a deal 🥷

You forgot the tag on the left 🥷

EDIT,Damn you're a fast editor 😐

I rule the schoolsmoke

Originally posted by Mišt
I rule the schoolsmoke

You do? 😐

Well not really, thought it would make me look cooler...leftright