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In this thread, tell us all what you've learned. You must post at LEAST one thing you've learned today. There's nothing much else to say other than I know that I'm going to get some very stupid replies like "2+2=4" but keep that on the down low.

I learned, from the Television, that it's easier to give birth to a baby squatting, standing, or slouching over something supportive, than giving birth to a baby while laying on your back.

Zucchini and braces do not go together.

Going to work in a thong is a bad thing

Having surgery is NOT fun

Originally posted by Zebina
Going to work in a thong is a bad thing
What happened, if I may ask?

Please do

I had field work today. Running in a thong...wow it was painful

Originally posted by Zebina
I had field work today. Running in a thong...wow it was painful
Ahhhh.

What, you're a cop?

Criminal Profiler

I'll just go ahead and say you're a cop.

It hurts to run in a thong

Originally posted by DarkC




I'll just go ahead and say you're a cop.

Originally posted by DarkC




I'll just go ahead and say you're a cop.

I'm a Agent

Originally posted by Zebina
I'm a Agent
Agent Zebina...has a nice ring to it.

I learned I can never get tired of seeing Tony Almeida Save Jack Bauer

Originally posted by Zebina
I'm a Agent

Do you get a cool nickname?shock

I'd be 00SoFine

don't trust a homeless guy to hold my shopping bags. that son of a whore.

i ve learned tht tellin ur best m8 tht her bf fancies sum1 else in not a gd thing

I learned that erm....

I learnt that friends don't care as much as they should.

Originally posted by Zebina
I had field work today. Running in a thong...wow it was painful
How in God's name do you women wear that type of underwear? Yes it looks good, but I wear the regular bikini cut because I can't deal with all the wedgies, rashes and probable yeast infections.
Originally posted by mysterio69
don't trust a homeless guy to hold my shopping bags. that son of a whore.
What happened there?
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
I learnt that friends don't care as much as they should.
Sometimes they don't. I agree there.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
How in God's name do you women wear that type of underwear? Yes it looks good, but I wear the regular bikini cut because I can't deal with all the wedgies, rashes and probable yeast infections.


Well Ive never gotten a yeast infection so Im not worried about that.

But they were the only panties I had clean.


Something I learned today-
Don't wake up at 5 am on Sundays and expect the day to go by fast

I learned that my mom blocked my from using administrative things which means I can't download songs anymore cry

But then she unblocked it

Originally posted by Zebina
Well Ive never gotten a yeast infection so Im not worried about that.

But they were the only panties I had clean.


Something I learned today-
Don't wake up at 5 am on Sundays and expect the day to go by fast
Ah, Okie dokins!
What I learned today: Everyone has a bit of bipolarism in them.

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.(

Originally posted by K.Diddy
It hurts to run in a thong

but, your a male?

what i learned today: the truth.

the truth about wat?

I learned i can light my mouth on fire!!

I learned that trying to do trigonometric art sucks.

I learned that laziness is an equal art to procrastination

Originally posted by sugar&sweet
the truth about wat?
about a lie i had been told.... but its all over now....

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I learned i can light my mouth on fire!!
My friend Kyle caught his finger tip on fire Friday.

i have also learnt tht when a boy fancys u like mad, he can become very depressed

That's strange Kelly, I read it in a book.

Sitting Naked in a Room at night is cold.

Originally posted by shaber
That's strange Kelly, I read it in a book.
What's strange? Am I missing something?
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Sitting Naked in a Room at night is cold.
*Shivers at thoughts of male shriveling* Just Kidding.

I learned I look good naked

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I learned I look good naked


After this long of living?


God I'll be sitting cold again tonight, If we did Grammer I'd be dead.

pervert

Originally posted by a1hsauce
pervert

How U Doin

Originally posted by a1hsauce
How U Doin
Gooooood. How about you? Anything new in your life?

Holy snakes, I learned (according to yesterday), never to eat 4 and a half bowls of homeade chili because right now I feel like shit.

I meant that I also learned it on that day.

Originally posted by shaber
I meant that I also learned it on that day.
Oh alright. I was zoned when I read that, probably.

Don't get sick, and go to bed.

I learned that my pee-pee has other functions.

Originally posted by Itzak
Don't get sick, and go to bed.
Why not? Rest when sick is good.
Originally posted by Bloigen
I learned that my pee-pee has other functions.
Like what?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Why not? Rest when sick is good.

Like what?

Toy.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Toy.
You use your wee-wee as a toy? Or use toys ON your wee-wee?

Hehe.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
You use your wee-wee as a toy? Or use toys ON your wee-wee?

Hehe.

Both. shock

Originally posted by Bloigen
Both. shock
Cool.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Cool.