Backfire demands...

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Smallville
... and I must deliver. Right now, he demands...













































... mistresses! Whores! Bring them to me so I may please Backfire!

BackFire
Hell, get one for yourself too, Smallville.

Vinny Valentine
w00t

I'm Here Backfire, need no time to worry now!

vincent

Smallville
yes, sir

xyz revolution
wtf?

LanceWindu
*signs up for the sloppy seconds*

Impediment
What kind of whores? How kinky are we talking here? Cuz I know a few sluts who dont have an ounce of shame! laughing

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*signs up for the sloppy seconds* *signs up for tenacious thirds*

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of whores? How kinky are we talking here? Cuz I know a few sluts who dont have an ounce of shame! laughing

Sounds like Backfire's type of woman....

Smallville
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*signs up for tenacious thirds*

*Fiesty Fourths*

BackFire
Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of whores? How kinky are we talking here? Cuz I know a few sluts who dont have an ounce of shame! laughing

I need names, address', photos, and keys to their homes.

Vinny Valentine
*Signs up for Fondling Firsts*

Impediment
These girls actually know what a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and Rusty Trombone are.........................you still game?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Impediment
These girls actually know what a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and Rusty Trombone are.........................you still game?

How about the Cincinnati Bowtie?

DarkC
Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of whores? How kinky are we talking here? Cuz I know a few sluts who dont have an ounce of shame! laughing
I know one in particular with no definite age.

BackFire
Originally posted by Impediment
These girls actually know what a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and Rusty Trombone are.........................you still game?

Maybe, will they actually DO them?

Smallville
How do you feel about Siamese Midget Twins, Chris?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
How about the Cincinnati Bowtie?

laughing

Impediment
Originally posted by BackFire
Maybe, will they actually DO them? With enough Jose Cuervo, one can be forced......err... I mean persuaded to do anything.

Tarvos
*Signs up for the fistly fifths* raver

Impediment
Originally posted by LanceWindu
How about the Cincinnati Bowtie?
I believe the Cincinnati Bowtie is essentially the same as a Cleveland Steamer, just different regions of Ohio, I guess.

Smallville
^ True

Vinny Valentine
Backfire where is my Fondling Firsts!? mad

BackFire
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Backfire where is my Fondling Firsts!? mad

You don't get Firsts. You get fondling fifteenths.

Also, will any girls do the sex act that I made up - The Purple Margeret?

Tarvos
Yes. no expression

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by BackFire
You don't get Firsts. You get fondling fifteenths.

Also, will any girls do the sex act that I made up - The Purple Margeret?


no expression

Woo Fondling Fifteenths. big grin

Tarvos
Fifteenths. no expression

Impediment
Purple Margeret?? I'm scared to ask..............stick out tongue

DarkC
Originally posted by BackFire
You don't get Firsts. You get fondling fifteenths.

Also, will any girls do the sex act that I made up - The Purple Margeret?
Would you be interested in a bimbo by the name of Eva? eek!

BackFire
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
no expression

Woo Fondling Fiftieths. big grin

fiftieths? I don't think the girl would still be alive at that point.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by DarkC
Would you be interested in a bimbo by the name of Eva? eek!

laughing out loud

Originally posted by BackFire
fiftieths? I don't think the girl would still be alive at that point.

Error stick out tongue

Smallville
Originally posted by BackFire
You don't get Firsts. You get fondling fifteenths.

Also, will any girls do the sex act that I made up - The Purple Margeret?

The Cloak and Dagger, sir. That was my personal favorite

BackFire
Sounds violent, I like it.

Smallville
Well, it does involve a power drill and mayonaise.

BackFire
I'm in.

Smallville
I know of one ****. Her name is Heather, but we refer to her as Bubbles. I will let your imagination wander as to why, sir.

Syren
I see how it is. This lovely PM was not a spontaneous, 'I wonder what Syren's up to?' but a mass PM sent out to every female Smallville could think of.

I am officially insulted schmoll

Bardock42
I don't see the difference between what Backfire demands right now and what Backfire usually demands....

Syren
Nor so I, except it's more blatant.

Smallville
Originally posted by Syren
I see how it is. This lovely PM was not a spontaneous, 'I wonder what Syren's up to?' but a mass PM sent out to every female Smallville could think of.

I am officially insulted schmoll

Syren,

I was not insinuating anything, but moreso just trying to have fun. Please, accept my deepest and most sincere apologies for any misconstrued insults that may have arose from this situation.

With a love that will echo through the ages...

Scotty 2 Hottie

Syren
eek!

You charmer *swept off feet*

Smallville
You know I lover ya, Sy!

BackFire
I demand sex from Syren! Make it happen Smallville! A nice shiny nickle will be your prize.

Smallville
.... a nickle. Why, with the dime you gave me for the funny line, I have 15 cents for my services.

I might just leave the army and make this a full time job!

BackFire
I do have better benefits, like sloppy seconds.

Smallville
*rubs hands together in delight*

drool <--- that aint saliva!!

BackFire
Mwahahahahahaha!

Smallville
I'm still waiting for my spanking. wink

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Smallville
*Fiesty Fourths*

*Ferocious Fifths*

NineCoronas
Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of whores? How kinky are we talking here? Cuz I know a few sluts who dont have an ounce of shame! laughing Russian wink

bogen
*66 pick up sticks*

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