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Is it true there are 3 quarks to an atom? And to deny your fellow man of your awesome talents despite us mortals not being able to harness your power is incredibly selfish and despicable that all womankind will be so repulsed as to be nigh invunerable to your now worthless "Gift"

Tsk Tsk tsk, the first Buddha sat underneath a tree for 6 months without moving.

Thou wantist the power? Thou shalt achieve godliness threw mortal means.

I'm offended by this thread, I know many of women who would not be so weak-willed, un-self controlable, and simplistic as to be "dooped" into sexing one up on the first date. (What are you? A Jedi? ) But there are some hints to making a woman crazy about you.

#1: Compliments. Girls LOVE them, they love attention, they love it when you acknowledge them they feed on it. Most guys can't keep a woman because they can't focus enough on thier woman. It's thier own fault for not investing the time and energy.

#2: Attitude, girls don't want a rapist, but they don't want a doormat either. All this "niceguy" crap I hear guys rant about is doormat talk, if you're expecting the girl to "notice" your nice routine then don't bother at all, girls no it's an act, men have bad poker faces.. Just be the same man-***** you would be with your friends. You got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

#3: Chicks hate guys who are afraid of commitment, unfourtanately, this is not a strong point for them to be able to detect man-sluttyness. Also chicks are very much into self-denial, so even when they detect it, they convince themselves otherwise. But don't make your woman hate you if ever she DOES come to grips with your 100%, just don't be a man-****, it's not hard.

And #4: For girls, sex is about mind over body, say the right things at the right time, and foreplay well, and you could have impotence and still be James Bond in the bedroom.

#3: Chicks hate guys who are afraid of commitment


Found that one out

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Well, I do have Captain America as my avatar lol..

Move out of your mother's basment.

That will help you.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'm offended by this thread, (...) in the bedroom.

yes duh, but think about this:

Women already have a pussy, they don't need anotherone.

Any guy who just showers her with compliments, gets everything she wants - gfts her all the time,, does not speak much of confidence.

Women, wether subconscously or not, want a Man to take charge, Not compleatly in every aspect of there life, DUH, but, "Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.

Pshh, obviously you are more foolish then I first assumed.

Moveout of my mother's basement? I get free food, free shelter, free internet access, and I STILL get laid.

I have it too good damnit..

Hack. If you have a sense of humour I suggest you use it and then have another read.

Originally posted by Valharu
Hack. If you have a sense of humour I suggest you use it and then have another read.
I don't need to have a sense of humour, I'm American!

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I don't need to have a sense of humour, I'm American!


... Christ somebody smack this Bush sucking moron.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
... Christ somebody smack this Bush sucking moron.
Well, atleast you acknowledge the fact i'm a knockout with the ladies.

"Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.


That's something a pussy would do,like my stepdad, When I get a girlfriend if they dont have a job or at least study and look after themself,I will get rid of them

Originally posted by K.Diddy
"Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.


That's something a pussy would do,like my stepdad, When I get a girlfriend if they dont have a job or at least study and look after themself,I will get rid of them

You know what? You are absolutely right, Only a Pussy would have a job, Taking part in the corporate world, sheesh what a dime wit.

One word: Roofys

Originally posted by K.Diddy
That's something a pussy would do,
You are what you eat.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I don't need to have a sense of humour, I'm American!
That was the lame comment of the day. Congratu-f*cking-lations.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I don't need to have a sense of humour, I'm American!

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Originally posted by DarkC
That was the lame comment of the day. Congratu-f*cking-lations.
0mGz DarkC acknowledged me! Is my hair ok?

Hey there bigboy, what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like Iraq?

I agree. if us fellas are good enough to sacrifice our showers and work for our women they should be good enough to pick up the slack a bit.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
0mGz DarkC acknowledged me! Is my hair ok?

Hey there bigboy, what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like Iraq?
1.) Comb it.
2.) Read my location.

Then what's up with the soldier get-up? Or are you just trying to tease guys like me?

It's a little something called 'recognition' for those overseas.

Ah, so you're one of them Americanised Canadians, that's just as good as the real thing.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Ah, so you're one of them Americanised Canadians, that's just as good as the real thing.
Being Canadian and feeling that soldiers overseas deserve recognition for their service to their countries does not make people 'Americanised Canadians', contrary to what certain Americans may think.

And stop your silly little winking and hinting, I get too much of that in daily life.

Originally posted by Valharu
work for our women t


I work for myself

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Then what's up with the soldier get-up? Or are you just trying to tease guys like me?

If you are dumb enough to fall for it, then I guess you should be teased.

Closed on request of the thread starter.

And Koala MeatPie, you might want to brush up your hostile attitude and cut down on the insults. I' m not inclined to tolerate them long. Consider this a warning.