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car accident 2036

Originally posted by LethalFemme
car accident 2036

Curling Iron Incident. August Eleventeeth. Of 2034.

Masturbation accident, tomorrow.

crytissue drinking soda and rock pops

Originally posted by LethalFemme
seems likely



too much of a good thing lol

Left On a bed handcuffed :O ASAP.

falling down the stairs. April 4th 2006

Unfortunate smelting accident 6/06/06

Crushed by a vending machine 27th March 2006

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Crushed by a vending machine 27th March 2006
Suffocated By Vinny
Date: Tonight, But you don't know that.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Suffocated By Vinny
Date: Tonight, But you don't know that.
Suicide.

Date: Tomorrow night.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation...soon.

Death By Sex

Date: Amber.

Choking on a hotdog

July 4th

Severe blood loss after c-section.

2010

heart attack

2009

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Severe blood loss after c-section.

2010

2099 - shot by a jealous husband

drowned

this summer

Is attacked by Winnie the Pooh at Disneyland.

This summer.

Originally posted by Zebina
drowned

this summer

Accidentally chokes on semen after performaing oral sex.


.......Couple of years

I always knew that bear was bad news!

Foul Ball

June 06

sleeping sleeping

house fire

Tomorrow

Morning Glory...

Stoned to death by PETA for unknown reasons...in 5 minutes.

Originally posted by TOH
2099 - shot by a jealous husband

If I'm still gettin' it on with married women when I'm over 100...then I've had a good life anyways.

snake bite

2043

pushed through a 20 story window

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
pushed through a 20 story window

'story window'

beheaded at the next FIFA world cup by a rampaging soccer ball

flattened by a boulder Date: 1st January 3000

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
beheaded at the next FIFA world cup by a rampaging soccer ball

Thanks ; At least I could get to see a bloody match live in Germany !

pecked to death by a pack of dove with rabis

AC/DC's lvr will prolly get hit by an imaginary guitar at an imaginary concert.

burned alive while taking a sobriety test

yeah maybe lol

you'll trip over the edge of an area rug later tonight.

Universe will collapse.

Ending of Life. tommorow

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Universe will collapse.

Ending of Life. tommorow

eaten by a zombie - 6 hours from now..

Eaten by Zinny, Zombie Vinny
7 hours from now

i will f*ck him too hard right now

o.o

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i will f*ck him too hard right now
o.O

yeah this calls for o.O

slip in the shower next monday

be suddenly crushed by a 200 pound man who slipped in the shower on Monday.

chocking during oral sex with maynard

Actually get stabbed with jello and die.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Actually get stabbed with jello and die.




Eating a Jello Knife

Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex

Originally posted by LonDon06
Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex

Ouch, too bad its not possible.

September 23rd 2027

Mad Squirrels

Originally posted by LonDon06
Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex ownedOriginally posted by Vinny Valentine
Ouch, too bad its not possible. its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN Are you saying it's gonna happen to me?

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Are you saying it's gonna happen to me? yes if we're going to make out


no if we're not going to make out

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
owned its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN

No its not, if you don't have sex your whole life, its not like you will fill up and evenually burst then die of blood loss. I'm Canadian and I'm Smart, but you are an 18 year old american who thinks you can die if not having sex....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No its not, if you don't have sex your whole life, its not like you will fill up and evenually burst then die of blood loss. I'm Canadian and I'm Smart, but you are an 18 year old american who thinks you can die if not having sex.... its possible, who says its not? maybe someones cell that kills sperm doesn't work correctly, then they do fill up and die, think about that "smart" canadain

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its possible, who says its not? maybe someones cell that kills sperm doesn't work correctly, then they do fill up and die, think about that "smart" canadain

Then they're balls explode and thye don't die.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Then they're balls explode and thye don't die. they could die from massive blood/ball loss

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
they could die from massive blood/ball loss

Nope, doesn't happen.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nope, doesn't happen. but it could

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but it could

Nope, the blood would clot and cut off, no bleeding to death.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nope, the blood would clot and cut off, no bleeding to death.

if you're testicles burst, and your sack was torn open? I would think it would be much more than it being able to clot with platelets.

its like saying "If you cut your throat, its cool, it'll clot"

buried alive

April 22nd 2006

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Ouch, too bad its not possible.
haha that's the first thing that came to mind... even if it's possible or not

Date: 04.21.2008
Cause: T.V addiction- no sleep, little food, etc

FIght with other Orlando Bloom fanatics.
Tommorow.

fried by lightning then smacked in the face by a chupa-chup

Stomped to death in a moshpit containing fat japanese people

is that because of my cousin cause hes half alaskan
shot in the head by the alaskn my...right...about...BANG!!!...now

Heart Attack after an Eardrum Implosion.

rocked to death by AC/DC and me

stabbed in the eyes with paper clips

Simply Ceases to Exist

Originally posted by DarkC
Well, looks like you survived that, buddy.

shot in the ass with my guitar

Trips and Breaks her Ankle, so she can't walk, and Barker starts a Rampage, in which she is Trampled to death.

i already broke my ankle your late on that one by two years buddy!
pummeled in the head my my leg brace

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i already broke my ankle your late on that one by two years buddy!
pummeled in the head my my leg brace
Attacked by Raving Bakas

atacked my one of your sigs

Team Killed by Itzak keyblader120 rickyduck K.Diddy Leo.MDanteMayCry spazzymcgee14 and a1hsauce

beheaded shamefully in feudal China

Suffocates in AC/DC's Pants

sliced up by ------------

Killed by Google, then Itzak says "Let'sMakeIt A Key Chain"

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/smiliesgenerator/smilie_13_DORK_16_FF0000_fffffe_000000.png
***** slapped so hard by me that you revert to before you were born

died of a broken heart.. sike, homicide

oversized lips weighed you down so much that you suffocated under the pressure

Undersized lips Cause Lack of Wind Resistance and you blow away, suffocating in the Atmosphere.

shot in the ass by the clones then hung to dry by the ewoks

Raped by 3P0, Eaten by R2

raped to death by Gildoroy Lockhart

Goes to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

beat down by yoda

grabs Wolverine's buttocks

Originally posted by Council#13
grabs Wolverine's buttocks
im already on molvys good side http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/love/sexe.gif

oh.....

doesnt grab Wolverine's buttocks

tried to get it off with ivy off of soul caliber 2, and gets his penis electircuted when he sticks it in the memory card slot.

shot in the head by a clone soulder

one word

knife

one word zim

two words
electricuted penis

three words coughing up blood

goes back in time dressed like a woman into the streets of Roman just as the Goths burn and pillage Rome, looting and *ahem* forcing others into sexual intercourse as they go along

goes to train to be a jedi master but fails miserably and is skewred by luke skywalker so as not to reveal the secrets of the jedi

trys to get it off 50-cent.

gets shot

October 14th, 2023, 23:45:11, choked on waffles shock

february 21st, elevenish, 2045: eaten by a genetically recreated dinosaur (posibly a T-Rex, maybe a raptor)

April 14th, 2009 - Strangled by a strand of Chuck Norris's beard hair shock

AH!!!!

april 14th, 2009 - killed by chuck norris. how? sliced of ur kneecaps and then stood on ur face

oct 18 1990 killed by the ghost of elvis for stealling his hero hoagie

tommorow 14:30

lungs punctured by a Satanic Cult

Next Tuesday, 8:46am, slipped in the shower and landed on your skull, cracking it in 6 places.shock

Next Tuesday 7:00 pm trampled at a System of a Down concert

look up...

Hit by a bus, tomorrow.

tommorow third break

*mwa haha*

March 5th of next year

killed by a reincarnated raptor

hit by a brick in the head exactly 3 years from today

june 26 this year
tranmpled at a rolling stones concert

i don't like rolling stones. i wouldn't go. and i'm on holiday abroad then. it's impossible.

murdered next week by '_______'(must protect the killer) with a guitar string around the throat.

i can already tell who you wanna say
Angy would never kill me

nope, it's someone else.

who tell me ill get it outa you one way or another
teu42teu42teu42

Tomorrow morning.

Crushed by vending machine.

Chocolate... over usage.

5 mins from now.

Crushed by boat.


Next time it rains.

47, hit by a car.

20, shot by beggar.

30, shot by Inspectah Deck

Tea bagged to death by chuck norris

Two hours

^Heart attack... after reading your Will and finding a typo.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Crushed by boat.


Next time it rains.

*buys a umbrella* Oh I'm so smart. diva

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Tea bagged to death by chuck norris

Two hours

21,12,2012, the end of the world

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Tea bagged to death by chuck norris

Two hours

20, roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

Cause:Knived on the street
Date: 10.16.2006

Gets sucked into POTC and is caught right between the blades of Captain Jack Sparrow and the untitled William Turner

Time: Next time she watches POTC

Pizza slicer accident

Time: Whenever Domino's dont slice the pizza ...