Vinny Valentine
Red Vs Blue - KMC Headquarters.
May Be SPOILERS
Red Vs Blue is an online Movie that is one of the best on going movies I have seen that I really like. Its all about these two teams:
Red Team (Grif Simmons Donut and Sarge)
&
Blue Team (Caboose Church Caboose) (Andy and Tex if you want to count them)
Basically it starts off with them on a halo map and its all about them battiling back and forth, enemies show up for example, Tex at first and the main enemy of the show O'Malley, who is a really cool bad guy.
The Show is a big hit around the world and its very well made, they have DVD's ad shirts and stuff... I am about to buy one of there DVD's at EB games in a few days or so.
If you watch it you will see Time Travel, Mindless Ranting and some very funny Scenes.
Rundown on the Characters:
Blue Team
Church: The So Called leader of Blue, hes an ******* usually but seems to take care of his team well. He really REALLY hates Caboose in the first two seasons but they start becoming some what better later on. Church is my second favorite character. (Weapon - Sniper)
Tucker: Hes a black guy who thinks hes always going to get laid by chicks, hes somewhat funny but not in my list of favorite people in RvB. (Weapon is Sword, usually)
Caboose: Caboose has an Iq of 31. Hes the dumbest kid in the world and is usually off in his own fantasy life not caring what goes on. He is built like an Ox though, he is by far the strongest character in RvB. (He uses a pistol) Caboose is my favorite character, hes funny as hell.
Red Team
Sarge : Dumb leader whos a war maniac, doesn't care about other peoples opinons and does his own hing, he hates Grif. (Gun Shotgun)
Simmons: Hes a funny guy whos the biggest suck up to Sarge ever, he d oes anything to make himself look good, but since Grif got run over by a tank, he had to give half his body parts to Grif, so now hes half robot. Simons 2.0, so they call him (Gun Battle rifle)
Grif: Total slob, but has a good aspect of most things. He Smokes, drinks and eats donuts all day, its his so called diet. He Got run over by a tank and is half Simmons body now. (Gun.....Automatic gun I think)
Donut: Hes a fememne guy who always acts gay, wears pink armer, everyone even thought he was a girl for awhile. (Gun, Rifle)
Others
Wyoming: Freelancer like Tex, hes British, and hes so damn great. He only shows up a few different times, But hes one of my favorite.
Tex - Freelancer, Dates Church. Blue team hire her to kill red team and basiccly she doesn't but church saves her, She pretty much joins Blue Team. (Gun- Battle rifle)
O'Mally: O'mally is a computer generated AI that gets put into the heads of Freelancers (Tex as first) to make them evil. He escapes Tex then goes into Caboose, then into Doc, where he now resides.
Andy The Bomb: Hes a Bomb whos always an *******. He sounds like someone from boston.
Doc: Doc is a medic who came to Blood Gulch (The place RvB usually takes place) to help the teams, but he gets O'malley in his head)
Crunchbite: Alien.
Lopez: Robot Sarge made, only speaks Spanish.
Sheila: The Blue Teams Tank that Talks.
I may have forgot a few.....
Anyway Here are some quotes:
Quotes
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Church: Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the Reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila: Target locked.
Caboose: What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Church: What? Oh, son of a bi...
Tucker: Holy ****! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church!
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing ****tard!
Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Tucker: Yeah right.
Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the ****ing moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!
Caboose: I knew it... we're all gonna die...
O'Malley: ...starting with you!
Tucker: What? Then who?
Tucker: No ****in' way. I'm not going with him!
Caboose: Oh, oh, oh. I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us know how to heal.
Blue Elite: Blaar Honk.
Andy The Bomb: He says he's a healer.
Caboose: Oh, good!
Andy The Bomb: Heh heh. Not really. They eat their wounded.
Caboose: Just like chiropracters...
Tucker: This is a JOKE, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?
Church: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it. There's nothing wrong with me!
Caboose: Okay, so... um... Tucker's the fighter... ah... Crunchbite is the healer... And I am the powerful, and intelligent, wizard: Morphumax.
Andy The Bomb: What the hell does that make me?
Caboose: You're the good looking and stealthy archer.
Andy The Bomb: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!
Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy.
Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.
O'Malley: Ha ha ha ha ha, yes! This place will do nicely for an evil lair! It's diabolically designed.
(DOC) Frank DuFresne: As a student of Feng Shui, I can tell you this house is eighty-eight percent good luck. Also, very breezy. I like the floor plan.
O'Malley: Quiet, you fool.
Lopez: I just want my own room. I hate sharing with the vacuum.
O'Malley: Hello? Is anyone home? Don't be alarmed. We're only here to kill you and take all your possessions. Excellent! No doubt our very presence has scared everyone away, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Frank DuFresne: Why don't we just see if this place is listed by a licensed real estate agent?
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Frank DuFresne: But we don't even know if it's been inspected recently. It could need foundation work.
Lopez: It could have mold.
O'Malley: Both of you shut up! We're moving in and that's final. It has machine gun turrets, two living quarters with ample closet space, and a short commute to my secret laboratory. It's perfect!
Frank DuFresne: Yeah, but what about the school district?
Lopez: We have no children.
Frank DuFresne: It's important to think about resale value, Lopez.
O'Malley: Resale value? Our plan is to rule the world, not make prudent investments!
Lopez: It's important to have a fallback plan.
May Be SPOILERS
Red Vs Blue is an online Movie that is one of the best on going movies I have seen that I really like. Its all about these two teams:
Red Team (Grif Simmons Donut and Sarge)
&
Blue Team (Caboose Church Caboose) (Andy and Tex if you want to count them)
Basically it starts off with them on a halo map and its all about them battiling back and forth, enemies show up for example, Tex at first and the main enemy of the show O'Malley, who is a really cool bad guy.
The Show is a big hit around the world and its very well made, they have DVD's ad shirts and stuff... I am about to buy one of there DVD's at EB games in a few days or so.
If you watch it you will see Time Travel, Mindless Ranting and some very funny Scenes.
Rundown on the Characters:
Blue Team
Church: The So Called leader of Blue, hes an ******* usually but seems to take care of his team well. He really REALLY hates Caboose in the first two seasons but they start becoming some what better later on. Church is my second favorite character. (Weapon - Sniper)
Tucker: Hes a black guy who thinks hes always going to get laid by chicks, hes somewhat funny but not in my list of favorite people in RvB. (Weapon is Sword, usually)
Caboose: Caboose has an Iq of 31. Hes the dumbest kid in the world and is usually off in his own fantasy life not caring what goes on. He is built like an Ox though, he is by far the strongest character in RvB. (He uses a pistol) Caboose is my favorite character, hes funny as hell.
Red Team
Sarge : Dumb leader whos a war maniac, doesn't care about other peoples opinons and does his own hing, he hates Grif. (Gun Shotgun)
Simmons: Hes a funny guy whos the biggest suck up to Sarge ever, he d oes anything to make himself look good, but since Grif got run over by a tank, he had to give half his body parts to Grif, so now hes half robot. Simons 2.0, so they call him (Gun Battle rifle)
Grif: Total slob, but has a good aspect of most things. He Smokes, drinks and eats donuts all day, its his so called diet. He Got run over by a tank and is half Simmons body now. (Gun.....Automatic gun I think)
Donut: Hes a fememne guy who always acts gay, wears pink armer, everyone even thought he was a girl for awhile. (Gun, Rifle)
Others
Wyoming: Freelancer like Tex, hes British, and hes so damn great. He only shows up a few different times, But hes one of my favorite.
Tex - Freelancer, Dates Church. Blue team hire her to kill red team and basiccly she doesn't but church saves her, She pretty much joins Blue Team. (Gun- Battle rifle)
O'Mally: O'mally is a computer generated AI that gets put into the heads of Freelancers (Tex as first) to make them evil. He escapes Tex then goes into Caboose, then into Doc, where he now resides.
Andy The Bomb: Hes a Bomb whos always an *******. He sounds like someone from boston.
Doc: Doc is a medic who came to Blood Gulch (The place RvB usually takes place) to help the teams, but he gets O'malley in his head)
Crunchbite: Alien.
Lopez: Robot Sarge made, only speaks Spanish.
Sheila: The Blue Teams Tank that Talks.
I may have forgot a few.....
Anyway Here are some quotes:
Quotes
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Church: Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the Reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila: Target locked.
Caboose: What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Church: What? Oh, son of a bi...
Tucker: Holy ****! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church!
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing ****tard!
Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Tucker: Yeah right.
Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the ****ing moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!
Caboose: I knew it... we're all gonna die...
O'Malley: ...starting with you!
Tucker: What? Then who?
Tucker: No ****in' way. I'm not going with him!
Caboose: Oh, oh, oh. I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us know how to heal.
Blue Elite: Blaar Honk.
Andy The Bomb: He says he's a healer.
Caboose: Oh, good!
Andy The Bomb: Heh heh. Not really. They eat their wounded.
Caboose: Just like chiropracters...
Tucker: This is a JOKE, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?
Church: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it. There's nothing wrong with me!
Caboose: Okay, so... um... Tucker's the fighter... ah... Crunchbite is the healer... And I am the powerful, and intelligent, wizard: Morphumax.
Andy The Bomb: What the hell does that make me?
Caboose: You're the good looking and stealthy archer.
Andy The Bomb: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!
Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy.
Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.
O'Malley: Ha ha ha ha ha, yes! This place will do nicely for an evil lair! It's diabolically designed.
(DOC) Frank DuFresne: As a student of Feng Shui, I can tell you this house is eighty-eight percent good luck. Also, very breezy. I like the floor plan.
O'Malley: Quiet, you fool.
Lopez: I just want my own room. I hate sharing with the vacuum.
O'Malley: Hello? Is anyone home? Don't be alarmed. We're only here to kill you and take all your possessions. Excellent! No doubt our very presence has scared everyone away, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Frank DuFresne: Why don't we just see if this place is listed by a licensed real estate agent?
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Frank DuFresne: But we don't even know if it's been inspected recently. It could need foundation work.
Lopez: It could have mold.
O'Malley: Both of you shut up! We're moving in and that's final. It has machine gun turrets, two living quarters with ample closet space, and a short commute to my secret laboratory. It's perfect!
Frank DuFresne: Yeah, but what about the school district?
Lopez: We have no children.
Frank DuFresne: It's important to think about resale value, Lopez.
O'Malley: Resale value? Our plan is to rule the world, not make prudent investments!
Lopez: It's important to have a fallback plan.
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