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You simply take a quote from the films and replace one word from it with "pant"

Jean - Scott, when I tell you to, open your pants.
Cyclops - No!
Jean - Trust me.

Sabretooth: You owe me a pants.

Cyclops: No, you were the one who stabbed Rogue through the pants.

Magneto- We love what you've done with your pants.

Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow pants?

Policeman- Put your pants down!
Wolverine- I can't.

Wolverine- There's someone here.
Cyclops- Where?
Wolverine- I don't know. Keep your pants open.

Originally posted by lordofwar
You simply take a quote from the films and replace one word from it with "pant"

Jean - Scott, when I tell you to, open your pants.
Cyclops - No!
Jean - Trust me.

Sabretooth: You owe me a pants.

Cyclops: No, you were the one who stabbed Rogue through the pants.

Magneto- We love what you've done with your pants.

Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow pants?

Policeman- Put your pants down!
Wolverine- I can't.

Wolverine- There's someone here.
Cyclops- Where?
Wolverine- I don't know. Keep your pants open.



Let me think...

X3:

Xavier - "You of all people know how fast the pants can change."

Jean - "Please...pants me."

Calisto - "...more powerful than pants."

Magneto - "They wish to pants us..."

Wolverine - "Hey, I'm not your pants."

Iceman - "We're not pants anymore."

X1:
rouge: Ah saved your pants
wolverine:no you didnt

cyclops: jean use your pants try to steady him

magneto: that remarkebale pants doesnt run through your entire body does it?

magneto: my dear boy who ever said i wanted pants

X2:
nightcrawler: my name is kurt wagner but in the munic circus they call me the incredible pants.

magneto. never trust a beautiful woman especially one who is interested in pants.

magneto: you should have killed me when you had the pants

probably the funniest and weirdest thread on the internet. Thanks lord of war for the laughs.

This is so funny!I love it!

Magneto: Pants that this world have never witnessed!!!!

Mystique: The source of the cure is (some) pants.

Magneto: You homossapiens and your pants.

Scott: And Logan, stay away from my pants.

Rogue: Logan, you dont know what is like to be afraid of your pants.
Logan: Yes, i do.

Magneto - "What is your real name, John?"
John - "Pants."

Magneto - "This (dorky looking? I forget) helmet is the only thing that's going to protect me from the real pants."

Wolverine - "I think I'll take my chances with pants."

Storm: Sometimes Pants can help you survive.....

Rogue: You should really be wearing your pants
Logan: Listen I don't(Crashes through the window)

Guy: Tonights winner and still king of the pants the Wolverine.

Logan: There is a war coming, are you sure you are in the right Pants
Storm: Atleast I have chosen a Pants.

Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by pants.

Sen kelly: the truth is that pants are very real.

S kelly: 3 words..Are Pants dangerous ?
Jean: Thats an unfair question besides the wrong person behind a pants can be dangerous.


Wolverine: I will go
Magneto: the person that goe shave to operate a (w/e he said in x2 at the end) What do you intend to do with it ? Scratch it with your Pants ?


Wolverine: I am not going to hurt you kid.
Rogue: Nothing personal but when ever someone touches my pants, they get hurt.
Wolverine: fair enough.

Rogue: Wow!
Wolverine: What?
Rogue: Suddenly my pants doesn't look that bad.

Toad: Don't you people ever pants?


Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a pants.
Cyclops: Okay.




Rogue: When they come out... does it pants?
Wolverine: Every time.




Dr. Jean Grey: Pants are not the ones mankind should fear.

Magneto: Welcome to the pants.

Rogue: The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks. I can still feel him inside my pants.
Wolverine: There's not many people who'll understand what you're going through. But I think this guy, Xavier, is one of them. He seems to genuinely want to pants you. And that's a rare thing, for people like us.



Wolverine: What about pants patrol? Radar?
Cyclops: If they have anything that can pick up our pants, they deserve to catch us.



Wolverine: Get out.
Rogue: Where am I supposed to go?
Wolverine: I don't know.
Rogue: you don't know, or you don't pants ?
Wolverine: Pick one.






Cyclops: Blast him, Storm!
Magneto: Send a bolt of electricity into a large copper pants? I thought you lived in a school.

Magneto: Are you sneaking around in pants, Charles? Whatever are you looking for?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: I'm looking for pants.
Magneto: I will bring you pants, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return -- don't get in my pants\.




Wolverine: So, couldn't wait to get my pants off again, huh?




Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Where are you going?
Wolverine: To find her.
Storm: How?
Wolverine: The traditional way: Pants!

Logan: Your bike needs pants.
Scott: Well pants her up.

Magneto: you should have killed me when you had the pants, Charles!

Mystique as Iceman: You never use your pants on a other mutant.

Jean: I can Move things with my pants.

Xavier: Sharing the pants have never been humanity's defining atribute

Wolverine: In need you to read my pants again.

Storm: So how many are there
Nightcrawler: One for every Pants

Magneto: Once again you think it's all about pants

Logan: Your pants needs gas.
Scott: Then fill it up.

Toad: Weren't you supposed to bring the pants back with you?
Sabretooth: Roar!!!!

Magneto: You are a god among pants. Never let anyone tell you different.

Wolverine: So read my pants.
Dr. Jean Grey: I'd rather not.
Wolverine: C'mon. You afraid you might like it?

Pyro: (When smug kid steals his lighter in X-2) That's real pants man!

Stryker: Pants is a disease!

Stryker- People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you pants.

Rogue-Are you gonig to pants me?
Magneto- Yes.

Wolverine- You picked the wrong pants, bub.

Magneto- Let them pass that law and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your pants.

Nightcrawler: Excuse me. They say you can imitate anyone. Even their pants.
Mystique : Even their pants.

Magneto: When will you people learn how to pants.

Wolverine: If you want to pants me, then pants me!

Pyro- I don't like uncomfortable pants.

Pyro: That's a dorky-looking pants. What's it for?
Magneto: That "dorky-looking pants" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.

Wolverine: Got any pants?
Bobby: This is a school.
Wolverine: So that's a no?
Bobby: Yeah, that's a no.

Syrin- PAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine: Sometimes when you cage the Beast, the pants get angry.........

hysterical hysterical I was actualy crying with laughter reading some of these...absolutely classic thread..

Originally posted by Fiann@
hysterical hysterical I was actualy crying with laughter reading some of these...absolutely classic thread.. Any person that posted in particular

Wolverine: She's pants

Magneto: You have no pants

Mrs. Madeline Drake: Have you ever tried... not being pants?

Madeline Drake: You have to understand, we thought we were sending Bobby to a school for the pants.
Rogue: Bobby is pants. You should see what he can do.


Colossus: I can help you.
Wolverine: Help pants.

President McKenna: How did you get pants?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through pants

Dr. Jean Grey: Mutation. It is the key to our pants. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant pantson the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, pants leaps forward.

Wolverine: If we die, pants die.

Jean: Go! I'll take care of him!
Magneto: This is one lovers' pants we cannot get involved in, my dear.

Rogue: I didnt mean to! I just pants him.
Father: Call a ambulence!
Rogue: Don't pants me!

leech: (to kitty) Your pants wont work near me


X2 pyro: you know all those dangerous pants you hear about on the news.......i'm the worst one

X1: Prof x to logan at the begining: They saved your pants.
x2
magneto: good by pants (original line good bye charles)

logan end of x2: we'll be watching

x1: mystique: do you know it was because of pants like you that i was afraid to go to school as a child

bobby to rogue X2: here, they were my pants

Magneto:your a god among pants

pyro: i cant create the pants i just manipulate them

How about some classic X-men comic lines?

Wolverine: I'm the best in what i do, kid, and what i do ain't pants.

Cyclops (in Phoenix Endsong): I'm getting tired of burying my pants.

Beast: Oh, my pants and garters!

Scarlet Witch: No more pants, daddy!

X1
The real senator before mystique took over him: They have a gurl who can walk through pants

X2
Magento: Once again why do you think its all about pants?

X3
Juggernaunt: Do you know who i am? Im the pants B!tch

X3
intercome trading the metal guns for plastic: Come and get your new improve 100% plastic pants no metal in it!