you know when your having a bad day when?

you know when your having a bad day when

you fall out of bed first thing in the morning (and i mean fall not just slide out)

the toilet doesn't flush after you have used it

you lock your self out side in your underpants

the cat pisses all over your school work

when you find you only have $2 left in your bank account after a big weekend

when you forgot to turn off your alarm for the weekend and it wakes you up at 5:30

when you get dragged to the movies by your friends when all you wanted to do is stay at home and relax

when you go to make your self some toast and realise the only thing in your house to eat is a potato the has flowers growing out of it

and that pretty sums it up for me

Dude... Bummer.

Everyday is a bad day for me,exept Friday,sat,sunday 🍺

Well, I know I'm going to have a bad day when I miss the toilet after I wake up and swear loudly, waking my parents.

i agree...

heres bad day

crapping and realizing theres no toilet paper

stepping on dogcrap while walking on the grass

when a girl left for good

one of the test tubes burst due to overheating thus spreading bacteria.

Originally posted by shyguy
you know when your having a bad day when

you fall out of bed first thing in the morning (and i mean fall not just slide out)

the toilet doesn't flush after you have used it

you lock your self out side in your underpants

the cat pisses all over your school work

when you find you only have $2 left in your bank account after a big weekend

when you forgot to turn off your alarm for the weekend and it wakes you up at 5:30

when you get dragged to the movies by your friends when all you wanted to do is stay at home and relax

when you go to make your self some toast and realise the only thing in your house to eat is a potato the has flowers growing out of it

and that pretty sums it up for me

Please forgive me for giggling childishly like Homer J. Simpson after finding out about the locking-outside-in-underpants thing, bro.

Originally posted by DarkC
Please forgive me for giggling childishly like Homer J. Simpson after finding out about the locking-outside-in-underpants thing, bro.

go ahead i dont mind i laugh about it my self

Oh, okay. 😛

Ouch, that's a drag, Shyguy...

I guess this would be considered a bad evening

when you go horseback riding for the first time and you have HUGE saddle bruises inbetween your legs

I think it's a Bad day when...

A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.

The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

It's been a bad day...

I'm actually on a bad day, when I'm lazy,confused w/ the things around me 🙁

Originally posted by shyguy
you know when your having a bad day when

you fall out of bed first thing in the morning (and i mean fall not just slide out)

the toilet doesn't flush after you have used it

you lock your self out side in your underpants

the cat pisses all over your school work

when you find you only have $2 left in your bank account after a big weekend

when you forgot to turn off your alarm for the weekend and it wakes you up at 5:30

when you get dragged to the movies by your friends when all you wanted to do is stay at home and relax

when you go to make your self some toast and realise the only thing in your house to eat is a potato the has flowers growing out of it

and that pretty sums it up for me

pretty absurd... (SOME ONLY)

. . . when you crap Chicken McNuggets, and you ain't got no sauce to dip them in. 😬

Im, wearing my underpants inside out..does that qualify as 'bad day'?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im, wearing my underpants inside out..does that qualify as 'bad day'?

No, that qualifies as sexiness. 😉

depends if you wanted that or not 😄

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
No, that qualifies as sexiness. 😉

shockish 😎

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
depends if you wanted that or not 😄

nah, I didn't. I only just noticed 😖

😂 probably... 😄