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Captain REX
What did you people have for breakfast? I had a bowl of Cinnamon Crunch, 2 hardboiled eggs, and a grape soda from Simply Soda.

When I cracked the 2nd hardboiled egg, the strangest thing happened. The egg on the inside was all wrinkly, and then I found shards of ice stuck to the egg! Very strange. eek!

yerssot
nothing at all... woke up at midday

Captain REX
So did I, but I still ate food!

yerssot
what's the use of getting breakfast if an hour later you have lunch?

Tex
At home I dont eat breakfest, but on special ocassions I go to Corner Bakery for their toast!!! Delicious!!!!

Raz
I usually just have a glass of orange and an apple.

I hate eggs - blech!

Ushgarak
Four rashers of bacon, a slice of bread and orange juice.

LaurenE147
I had Honey Nut Cheerios this morning. Usually I have Pop-Tarts (smores) Otis Spunkmeyer muffins. The chocoalte chocolate chipn ones. Or some kind of unhealthy cereal like cocoa puffs or cinnamon toast crunch. And I always have milk with everything. It does a body good.

On weekends when my mom cooks, I like eggs, biscuits (she makes the best ever) and bacon. On any one of our birthdays we have a birthday breakfast with cake. She'll make one pound of bacon for the birthday person and one pound for everybody else.

BackFire349
i had a homeade omlet and toast.

LanceWindu
I had two pieces of French Toast and 4 circles of sausage with a glass of milk.

Captain REX
Occasionally I'll go to a place called the Omlet Parlor. They have the best omlets ever (aside from a few of my dad's omlet recipes). They have this waffle that they put maple syrup, whipped cream, hot banana slices, walnuts, and sliced strawberry. It's very good.

They also have a form of the Belgian waffle. I have yet to try it. *coughYerssot'sfavcough*

keokiswahine
ham veggie omelette with steamed white rice, coffee smile

Captain REX
Sounds like an interesting omlet...

I don't drink coffee. I'd start shrinking! eek!

keokiswahine
decaf

LaurenE147
Breakfast casserole is good. That is toast on the bottom, then eggs and cheese and sausage. Yum!

finti
dont eat breakfast

keokiswahine
must feed brain in morning, or brain will go on work slow down..... embarrasment

LaurenE147
Today there was the funnies comic strip. This guy came over to his friend's house and his mom offered him breakfast. He said he couldn't because if he didn't eat the same thing every day then his metabolism would get messed up. For breakfast it was a roll of Sweettarts and Mountain Dew. For lunch it was cake and coke.

keokiswahine
sounds like an addiction to sugar and caffeine. roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
"I'm totally addicted to base"
PURETONE

keokiswahine
yerssssssss, you're always addicted to something. It's that something or somethings that worry me. confused confused eek!

yerssot
ok... I'm addicted to... sleeping...eating...errr...that's it I think

keokiswahine
you are the possessor of piranha jaws, yerssssss

yerssot
well, only in my spare time wink

keokiswahine
*winds up chattering teeth dentures thingy and sets it on yerssss' dinner plate*

yerssot
thank you, but I'm not hungry big grin

keokiswahine
but your hollow leg needs filling...... wink

yerssot
you mean I'm trough my chocolate supply again? sad

LaurenE147
So now you're a Belgian waffle with chattering pirhana teeth? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. roll eyes (sarcastic) I think its about time you lay off the LSD

Ushgarak
Well, he IS the official wacko. So he keeps saying.

Gundark
And we pray one day Raz will put him into carbonite.


I had two slugs of diet green tea. Wasn't hungry.

I had a lovely smoked turkey sandwich on an onion roll at lunch though. Wonderful tomatoes.

Captain REX
yum, that sounds good. Drop the tomatoes though, i don't like em.

yerssot
onions??
*takes a step away from gundark*

finti
onions not garlic you dope

yerssot
you never know with her!

finti
I willwink

Gundark
It was sweet vidalia onion actually. Not hard on the breath.

This morning I had 2.........WAFFLES !!!!!!!! evil face

finti
evil face evil face big grin

LaurenE147
Vidalia onions. Yummy.

Gundark
finti, pull your brains out of the gutter, darling...

finti
I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other" 10 CC`s Dreadlock Holiday

Gundark
Appropriate as usual. wink

Captain REX
Yerssot has a lot of talent too.

*yells to Yerss*

Yerss! Show em your waffle-juggling trick!

LaurenE147
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

yerssot
and it's very nice lauren, but go on, play a bit with your dolls now

LaurenE147
I am five minutes older than you. Shut up.

yerssot
and I lied about my age big grin

LaurenE147
So how old are you?

Gundark
7

Ushgarak
Is that yerss' age or yours, Gundy?

Gundark
Err....yerssot.

Ushgarak
Right.

Hang on... no it isn't! Ooooh! You lied!

LaurenE147
He's seventeen. He put it in his profile. Dummy.

Ushgarak
I don't think he was actually engaging in a huge campaign to hide his age.

LaurenE147
Well, he should've. It would have been fun.

Let's guess Gundy's exact age! Although I don't know if many of the forum members can count that high. confused

Ushgarak
I think I will stay well clear of that one...

LaurenE147
It's ok. Gundy's my bud. She knows I'm just picking on her.

Ushgarak
Ooh,. Gundy has been known to kill even her best friends when it coms to age...

LaurenE147
OK.

Gundy definitely never knew any dinosaurs.

Is that better?

Ushgarak
Might be.

LaurenE147
She's younger than Hugh Hefner.

Ushgarak
Climbing into her good books rapidly, I am sure.

LaurenE147
She might be younger than Brad Pitt. He's in late thirties or early forties or something.

Ushgarak
Ah... depends which, then.

LaurenE147
You know he has a small pox scar? They stopped giving those when my mom was little.

Ushgarak
Question is, does Gundy have one?

LaurenE147
Well, then we need to find about that.

Hey, Gundy......

Corran
You're only as young as you feel, and if you keep on about Gundy's age she'll be feeling 15 year old, well she'll have her hands tightly squeezed around a 15 year old's throat that's feeling a 15 year old isn't it?

yerssot
ha, actually gundark is a lot closer to my age

Gundark
I thought my ears were ringing....ah, Ush, my ever-faithful Good Knight, leaps to my defense yet again.

I didn't know my profile was written in Latin. I will be 39 on July 14 and darn proud of it.

finti
should be, imagine though beeing 18 again and know what you know todayevil face
Girls would be such an easy target evil face evil face evil face big grin big grin

Gundark
*wipes bullseye off forehead*

no targets here.

finti
all women are big grin

Gundark
I am impervious to your viking lure.

LaurenE147
Oh my goodnes. You are like a few months younger than Brad Pitt.

Ushgarak
How staggeringly interesting.

LaurenE147
Bite me laserbrain. laughing out loud

Julie
eek! where'd the sween Lauren go???

Julie
I recently finished book 10 in this series....it's called the Remnant
If you haven't read any of these book yet they're very good and I'd recommend them to you.....if you feel lazy just go to the library and get the books on tape or cd....

.....They're about as good as Star Wars books wink

LaurenE147
What's a sween?

Julie
Just my crapy typing and no proof reading....."sweeTy" wink

keokiswahine
spinach

finti
popeye the sailor man choo choo

yerssot
*gets out knife and fork*

Gundark
Somehow I don't think Ush views Lauren as a potential sandwich.

LaurenE147
I'm saving my cream filling for Rex. Where is that guy?

finti
laughing out loud oh wicket belles. wink

LaurenE147
We're spice underneath all that sugar.

finti
oh I have experienced them allright big grin

Gundark
Is that angel creme or boston creme ?

finti
Irish cream

Gundark
That wasn't one of her choices.

LaurenE147
angel. Like we would have anything from boston in us.

Gundark
Baked beans.

Been to New England but never went to Boston proper.

finti
guess bostonian boys are out of the question then big grin evil face

Gundark
What about a big strong lobsterman ?

yerssot
*hums lobstertune*

nananananananana LOBSTER! LOBSTER! LOBSTER!

Gundark
I think you're making that up.

yerssot
but what if Lobsterman lifed?
what amazing powers would he have?
He could shrimp people I think

Gundark
Thats not the kind of Lobsterman I'm talking about.

yerssot
so what are you talking about than?

keokiswahine
crabs

finti
eek! I hope pou mean those in the sea big grin

yerssot
roll roll roll your boat

finti
well beats ROWING it

yerssot
inside joke that only I get I think...

Julie
Wow..that's deep wink

yerssot
well, I would describe it as fat laughing out loud

keokiswahine
Lobster Louie; crab cakes

Captain REX
Note to self: Inside jokes from Yerssot usually don't make sence...

I don't like crab cakes.

Hmm, Lauren is angel creme on the inside...how would I know, she's not here! sad

keokiswahine
crab legs

crawdad gumbo

LaurenE147
I'm back now. Go ahead. Taste me. wink

mah
how is that supposed to be interprated?big grin

yerssot
ok people! Time for us to move aside now!
Rex is coming trough, knife and fork with him

Gundark
Whats wrong with crabcakes ?

Crab on a roll or
Crab on a cracker

with mustard.

LaurenE147
crabbies. Crabbies are really good. As are crab claws.

keokiswahine
crab, shrimp, and lobster puffs

Gundark
crab au gratin

crab stuffed flounder

crab imperial

crab stuffed jumbo shrimp

LaurenE147
crab is the only seafood I like

Corran
Why is the ocean wet?

Because the Seaweed.

yerssot
no, that would make the sea high

Gundark
Corran, that has to be the stupidest joke I ever heard in my life.


It was great.

laughing out loud laughing out loud

LaurenE147
I don't get it.

Ushgarak
Err... do you ACTUALLY not get it, or is that an ironic comment on its humour?

LaurenE147
I actually don't get it.

Ushgarak
It's a pun. Seperate sea and weed, and weed in this case as in peed.

LaurenE147
Ohhhhhhh. That's the dumbest joke I've ever heard.

Ushgarak
Indeed.

Corran
Yes, but still I find it quite amusing.

Gundark
Its almost as good as my *looks around for finti* star trek joke.

yerssot
ah! you're a ST fan too? nice to meet you... what's your favorite ST series?

Corran
Having a ST joke doesn't necessarily make you a fan, I have lot's of jokes about other football teams but I don't like them.

But go on Gundy let's hear it.

LaurenE147
I like Star Trek. I like the Next Generation. Anybody got a problem with that?
*looks aroung threateningly*

Corran
Do you threaten Axe weilding vikings often, obviously not, I think once would suffice to ensure it wouldn't happen again.

Gundark
What did Spock find when he looked in the toilet ?
































The Captain's Log.
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Corran
Now that is sooo bad it's funny. laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

Gundark
Thank you. cool

LaurenE147
That was disgusting. I hate poop jokes.

Gundark
But I didn't use that word.

Thomas H
I dont like to eat in the morning, so i wait to the diner is ready (that some times)

Gundark
What time is dinner ? As in around noon, or later in the day ?

mah
later

LaurenE147
six o'clock here in the South in case you're interested

By the way, it is so freaking hot here that I have to wait a minute to get into the car so I don't suffocate from the hot air. And I have band camp for two and a half weeks and half of us are going to fall out on the asphalt.

keokiswahine
you open your door, roll down all the windows and let the heat vent out before climbing in or you'll asfixiate yourself and cook your brains. eek!

yerssot
ah, in that case, I don't have to worry about that last one big grin

keokiswahine
yerssssss, are you toasted? wink

yerssot
nope, have toast near though...
what's the name again? Strawberry jam on it wink

keokiswahine
*going to fix some breakfast now* laters

yerssot
yeah! I'm hungry too

LaurenE147
I love chocolate for breakfast.

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