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I swore i would never have sex again for a month cause i used to do it too much..lol but i could help myself i went to my ex's and she got me in the mood...what should i do? lol

Masturbate

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month

Pfft, that'd never work anyway..

Lol...i guess would solve the problem..i hate being horny i even hit on my friend hailey the other day lol she was like um..what are you doing lol

you didn't tell her "I'm trying to get laid"?

brothel, nah serious just have sex, get it ova with.

Remember back I think maybe 15mins ago when I said you dont make sense? Well, you dont make sense

Your not smart enough

... just do it

but remember to strap

you know it's not going to work, so it's a waste of time trying anyway

Ronnehkins droolio

diva tis me

Indeedy

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month

Am I the only one who finds the phrasing hilarious?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Am I the only one owho finds the phrasing hilarious?

no

ouch, Adam!

Haaa, crappy grammarr.

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
Lol...i guess would solve the problem..i hate being horny i even hit on my friend hailey the other day lol she was like um..what are you doing lol Have you ever considered castrating yourself?

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month cause i used to do it too much..lol but i could help myself i went to my ex's and she got me in the mood...what should i do? lol cut off the penis to repent the sin..

obviously doh

Sorry, matey, I already suggested castration!

Castration is removing the balls not the penis.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Sorry, matey, I already suggested castration! Originally posted by Bloigen
Castration is removing the balls not the penis.

sorry mate

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
sorry mate

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Bloigen
tongue_ss


kisss

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
kisss

dancingman

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month

That's when you stop, think about it, shoot yourself in the foot for being so stupid, and go back to prostitution.

It pays better than McDonald's anyway.

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month cause i used to do it too much..lol but i could help myself i went to my ex's and she got me in the mood...what should i do? lol



Please stop bullshitting

Originally posted by H. S. 6
That's when you stop, think about it, shoot yourself in the foot for being so stupid, and go back to prostitution.

It pays better than McDonald's anyway.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Please stop bullshitting

lmao

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month cause i used to do it too much..lol but i could help myself i went to my ex's and she got me in the mood...what should i do? lol
Turn off your webcam.

Originally posted by DarkC
Turn off your webcam.

lol! Hm... hide the binoculars. Either stop, stop complaining, or just have sex. I really have no say in this since I'm still a virgin.... until someone takes it, that is. confused

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
lol! Hm... hide the binoculars. Either stop, stop complaining, or just have sex. I really have no say in this since I'm still a virgin.... until someone takes it, that is. confused
Virgin here too.

Go, us.

Off to bed now, night Michelle. hug kisses

Originally posted by DarkC
Virgin here too.

Go, us.

Off to bed now, night Michelle. hug kisses

Yes, go us.

Good night David. hug

Originally posted by DarkC
Turn off your webcam.

you make me sick

Originally posted by Ronny
Pfft, like you even know. Virgin.




I love you. and now i love you more... so.. *hump*
droolio

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I swore i would never have sex again for a month cause i used to do it too much..lol but i could help myself i went to my ex's and she got me in the mood...what should i do? lol that was what i said .... three days later Originally posted by Leo.M
no it is humurousyes

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
lol! Hm... hide the binoculars. Either stop, stop complaining, or just have sex. I really have no say in this since I'm still a virgin.... until someone takes it, that is. confused u.. me bedroom ....NOW!

Originally posted by keyblader120
u.. me bedroom ....NOW!
You? Michelle?


No way in hell, buddy.

Originally posted by DarkC
You? Michelle?


No way in hell, buddy.

Well..she's under my bed anyways....so...

Wow so many prats...lol more than expected well for those like DarkC and K diddy i laugh...because you guys spent all your time on a site thats old....and i hardly believe either of you have got laid yet...just remember guys making love to your hand doesnt count

LOL, virginity sucks, which is why I have a direct link to the prostitution helpline...
though you may have to answer a few questios:

http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/20/1/

Originally posted by DarkC
You? Michelle?


No way in hell, buddy.
excuse me for making a joke