If your dog's name was...
...Mypenis! What do you think would happen?
( I read this on a different forum, and thought of sharing it with you guys 😛)
Firstly, here are some common statements which include your dog's name:
- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- Mypenis hates taking baths.
- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Wanna see?
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is sick. He coughs a lot.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis! cry
- I'm looking for Mypenis. Have you seen Mypenis?
- Mypenis likes to jump on the mailman.
- The neighbors have complained about Mypenis's barking.
- Mypenis was so adorable when he was a puppy.
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