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Well FOlks read this on another forum and some of the replies where hilarious. What do you do?

Originally posted by Bloigen

ur disturb wel and truely

WTF!? i stand of course... as a proud man!

Originally posted by Scorpion_Master
WTF!? i stand of course... as a proud man!
*Turd falls* Whoops!

what no!! If a guy sits and pee to often he can loose he's dick its true i read that in a book XD

Originally posted by Scorpion_Master
what no!! If a guy sits and pee to often he can loose he's dick its true i read that in a book XD
How can it "loosen" a man's penis?

lol standing up dnt the cheeks close up?

i dont wipe my ass after shitting because i wash my ass instead of mere wiping.

because i installed one of those faucets that targets the butthole squirt water to the ass to wash off all the shit. i dont know what you call it but i call it asswasher.

Originally posted by thesheephair
Well FOlks read this on another forum and some of the replies where hilarious. What do you do? Jumping Jacks

Originally posted by thesheephair
Well FOlks read this on another forum and some of the replies where hilarious. What do you do?
What of the Members that Don't Wipe?

Originally posted by Barker
What of the Members that Don't Wipe?

Who? JacopeX?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Jumping Jacks

hysterical

I don't know why I found that funny.

Originally posted by Barker
What of the Members that Don't Wipe?

i dont wipe i wash it off instead

Originally posted by Bloigen
hysterical

I don't know why I found that funny. because its true?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Who? JacopeX?
Yeah, My Mistake.
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i dont wipe i wash it off instead
With a Hose?

Standing like a man.

Originally posted by DarkC
Standing like a man.

no smilie can express my laughter right now

wut type of question is that















































































































































Sitting down

doing this ~~~~> dancingman

i dont go to the bathroom

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i dont go to the bathroom Ouch.....i mean....eeeewwwww........you must smell

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Jumping Jacks

Originally posted by JacopeX
Ouch.....i mean....eeeewwwww........you must smell

would you rather i go in my pants?

hehe odd question i realise but look how the answers differ so much

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
would you rather i go in my pants? for gods sake

YES!

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
would you rather i go in my pants? cool....you mean im not alone

*walks slowly backwards out of this thread*

Wiping is for sissy's I let the dingleberry's hold them all in place until a I shower the next day

some of yall are sick.




































*wipes ass standing up*

Sitting down

Pfft Im like Chuck Norris, I just stare and literally I scare the shit out of me

I dont sit on the toilet when im going to the bathroom I squat!

Curl into the fetal position and cry until it comes out

Originally posted by Scorpion_Master
what no!! If a guy sits and pee to often he can loose he's dick its true i read that in a book XD how can it be true? i dont get it.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i dont wipe my ass after shitting because i wash my ass instead of mere wiping.

because i installed one of those faucets that targets the butthole squirt water to the ass to wash off all the shit. i dont know what you call it but i call it asswasher.

hysterical.....WTF... lol

upside-down. How else?

I save on toilet paper by going outside and rubbing my ass on my neighbours lawn.

LMFAO

Right-side up, of course.

Uhhhh......wait a minute....you're suppose to wipe after using the bathroom?

This is really weird because I automatically assumed everyone stood up to wipe but since reading this thread I've been asking a lot of people their preferences, policewomen, social workers, schoolteachers, priests etc and I'm surprised to see a ratio of about 50%