Howard the Duck vs Louis Lane

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Juk3n
Its on! Ms Lane has printed a newspaper campaign for the go ahead to build a new childrens playground on Howards favourite Chick pick up, right by the pond.

He's mad, he's out for blood and out of revenge he got his cousin perry the pigeon to poop on the Cavali lofers Louis just bought.

They meet, They stare they're almost their then BLAM they fight..who takes it.

Abilities: Howard has some knowledge of the little known martial art called Quack Fu, and hence is a surprisingly formidable opponent in hand-to-hand combat.


Louis Lane has a combined wrist strength of a constantly masturbatin Jy and Silent Bob, So u know she can swing a "semi-heavy" handbag like a true Diva. Her ankles are also on par with that of a special Olympics Hurdler from the constant Mall treking in High heels.

*BATTLE*

*Disclaimer* if u dont have a sense of humour by now..ur sh*t out of luck, as they are only available at birth. Ur only option is reincarnation.

In short. Die!
PEACE. laughing out loud

Etrigan
Howard, because he's super freakayyyy.

A talking duck that knows kung fu? Awesome.

AJ4LIFE
duck is superhero detective so he wins

Comicbook_kid
Louis Lane is gonna get seriously "plucked-up"smile....hahaha..sometimes I just kill myself...

Howard is one duck not to be messed with!!! FEAR THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Thunderstrike
Howard spanks her. Literally. Then he tells her to shut up and go to his hotel while he prepares a kryptonite rocket launcher. evil face

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