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What' the story with this name changing crap we've got going on?

I wonder who will be the first to change their name to a symbol.

*enter perverted oral sex joke*

It looks more like a toliet seat seen from an aerial perspective!!!

Yeah, I guess it kinda does.

"Forbidden Page"? what the hell is up with that?

Awh hell, it should of been a picture of Spongebob!

What was SpongeBob doing? Why is the page forbidden?

It was your stupid crappy avatar!!

It's probably forbidden, cause Spongebob is sooo stupid!!!!!!

You're. . . . . . stupid. . . . .

Oooooooo, good comeback!
Yerssot could've done better!!!

I bet those boxes at work dont make fun of ya!

No, but I cut up my hands something aweful.

Stop saying shit like that, your making me feel sorry for you.

Get some packaging gloves. What do you package anyways?

Auto parts.

I ship Nissan, Toyota and Mazda crap.

It's repetitive, but very easy. But I always injure myself with my damn box cutter.

I was watching Maury and there was this ghetto girl that was an expert at street fighting with her box cutter!

They should fire you and hire her!

..........but seriously, you have my sympathy! Cuts suck, but dont worry, chicks dig scars!

They're all over my hands. I don't cut up my face or anything.

Sometimes when we are bored, we set up targets and throw the box-cutters from afar and try to stick it in the target.

We all really suck at it.

I'm sure your boss would be thrilled!

My bosses are cool.

Last Wednesday we were playing baseball with wadded-up duct-tape. He came back and laughed at us.

That is a kewl boss.
Every boss I've had has been a real dick!

Yeah, it's a real laid back workplace. Perfect for me.

Not enough money for me to stay there too long, though. Only make $10 an hour.

That's not too shabby.
Lots of people only get mimimun wage.

There's no way in hell I'd work for minimum wage.

I was without a job for a while, but I would never work for less than $10 an hour.

I'd go as low as $9.50 cause I really dont have any living expenses.

Well, neither do I. . .but I love to spend money.

I'm trying to save up for a Playstation2. I'm also going to buy a GameCube, but not until Zelda comes out in December.

You do know that Zelda is going to be practically a cartoon type game?

Yeah, but I think it looks sweet. It will be like an interactive cartoon.

They havn't made a bad Zelda game yet (except NES Zelda II: Adventure of Link ).

Never played that one.

Their saying that this new cartoonish Zelda is going to be like nothing you've ever seen before. Gaming at at a whole new world. Should be interesting.

Anyways, GC is only $150, so you only have to work 15 hrs to get one!

Like hell. Taxes take a bit wet bite out of my check every week. Those sons of bitches.

Yup, and most of it's wasted on stupid gov programs that dont benefit americans!

It's like working for a day and a half for free. I know eventually you get most of your taxes back, but still. . . . what the hell, huh?

Yeah, it could be worse, we could be living in Africa!
We should be thankfull we have taxes!!
My god, did I just say that?

I don't know. But I'm about to slap you.

you're going to marry him?

yup Cotton eye Joe and Dewayne are getting married

well... as long as you two *points to To and Tex* are happy...

*looks around for Gundark to play the wedding marche*

Oh cool a wedding, lets get drunk.

Sittin with a tentpole, what a bloody jamboree
Listen to our motto, be prepared for ecstasy
Here comes the bride" - 10cc`s Honeymoon with B troop

When's the stag night (or Bucks night or whatever else people call it)?

Its called the bachelor party over here.

*gives ToMacco some oven mitts*

Try these, buddy.

I'm looking for a someone like Momma used to be
cooking up a dream, baking ecstasy" 10cc Marriage bureau rendevouz

Bastard yerssot!

no, orphan yerssot

He's the Lone Waffle.

the only thing I need now is a wafflemaker that I can ride and a sunset

I work for minimum wage.

you're also under 21

Yeah, but I work harder than a lot of the college graduates up there

I bet you do, so Yerrsot your and orphan, poor you

He's no Orphan!
His mom likes to knock bookshelves on top of him and his dad works for an evil oil company!

Are your parents really dead, yerss or are they being themselves?

yerssss is fine; his family is fine, too.

minimum wage is fine; everyone has to start somewhere.

indeed

on the bottom of the foodchain

What is the minimum wage?

the money you'll get every month


think it's different in every country

of course they are

you see! I'm right again!

I think its $5.15 a hour.

I get five fifteen an hour. And then they take 7.6% out of my paycheck for FICA. But I can't really complain about the job itself. I get to pick my own hours and its not a lot of work. The mind-numbing boringness of it just makes the day really long.

what is it that you do LE147

I work in a medical clinic. I don't do anything important. I scan old charts and I file and I run errands. I get to wear scrubs, though.

By the way, I ran into three of my elementary school teachers inside of a month. First my fourth grade teacher at the clinic (who looks like a Barbie doll). Then I ran into my first and second grade teachers at Swensen's. All of whom remembered me. Teachers have amazing memories.

just like the elephants

There is a part-time realtor I deal with occasionally that I had as a psychology teacher in high school and he remembered me.

psychology teacher hey, any particular reason why someone into psychology would remember you?

*smack*

He was cool. Bad toupee, but cool guy.

Ow, what was that for, I think it was a perfectly innocent question.

*sooths Corran's wound* It's okay. You didn't mean anything by it.

sure he did

*with an innocent look on face says*
Who me, I wouldn't be so cruel, look I even have a halo.

And this is the proof that Obi-Wan Kenobi is nothing more than an evil spy for the Galactic Empire! I call a vote of no confidence in him and I ask others to contact bounty hunters in order to capture him and take him to the administrator of this facility

watch it or you gonna choke on that halo

Obi Wan can handle those bounty hunters, no problem.

huh.... with a halo

I was thinking more along the lines of a lightsabre....

halosabre

Interesting...sounds like a new weapon for EP3.

gonna make me rich

Hey ! I want 20% !!!

ok ....

And stock options.

you can have some some options

"The Wrath of the Halosaber", sounds like we have ourselves the title of EpIII.

Why is it that the people that work the hardest get the least amount of money. While the guys ontop, get the most money, and just play golf all day long.

because they are smarter??????

Golf is boring.

So what are these other options, viking boy ?

dancing on tables on Thursdays