Questions.
What would you rather do? Have sex with a turtle or swim the entire length of the Mississippi River for a month.
For a $1000 would you eat nothing but Horny Goatweed for an entire week and not be able to have sex, masturbate, or do anything that'll make you ejaculate?
For $1,000,000 would you watch every single interview that Joan Rivers has ever done?
Would you write me a cheque made out to cash?