If you had a pet pig, would you feed it pork?

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DiamondBullets
I would! shock

Vinny Valentine
I'd Feed it Bloigen.

DarkC
I'd feed it rice.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I would! shock edit: the previous post was too dirty for your eyes

DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd Feed it Bloigen.

laughing

Inspectah Deck
I'll feed it chicken.

Revernd Maynard
NOT PORK


bacon


but not pork

Mr. Bacon to be exact

TOH
No! shock that would be cannibalism... mad




I would feed it with human flesh... yes

K.Diddy
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I would! shock



laughing I would just for a laugh and then sit down and have a beer with my mates and watch smile

Leo.M
Originally posted by K.Diddy
laughing I would just for a laugh and then sit down and have a beer with my mates and watch smile


I'd do the same thing laughing

redcaped
Would you have a pork as pet? One of my grandpa did once.

Council#13
Didnt farmers do the same thing with cows and then that's how mad-cow disease came around or somefink like dat?

GCG
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Slay
No.

Council#13
Im not reading all of that no expression

BakaXero
I feed a cookatoo chicken feet once. does that count?
should have seen it scouf it down messed

Bloigen
I'd feed it Bloigen as well.

Soleran
I hate pigs, so I would just get a filet knife and bleed it from its neck hanging by its feet and a .22 shot to the head of that filthy animal.

Than put in on spit and slow cook it in a bbq and have Carolina BBQ with memphis mustard slaw and a ton of friends over.

The End.

Bloigen
The start.

Itzak
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I would! shock


CANNIBALS!!!!!

Think of the children. weep

Bloigen
Originally posted by Itzak
CANNIBALS!!!!!

Think of the children. weep

ninja

Thorinn
I would to. erm

Bloigen
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/dock550/Stuff/Straightface.gif

Thorinn
Thorinn no expression

Soleran
I feel so small
Everyone eats pork though, its good for you!

Itzak
I can see it right now...


Pig1: Hey bro... ya know they that dog of a pig Bob?

Pig2: Bob? Who's Bob?

Pig1: You know that fat pig that lives on the mat, and he oinks with a slur. They killed him the other day.

Pig2: Oh that's sucky. *crosses self*

Pig1: Yeah, then they cut him up, stuck him in the fire and ate him.

Pig2: What asses. *continues to eat pork*

Pig1: Yeah tell me about it... could you pass the gravy

Captain Falcon
Originally posted by Itzak
I can see it right now...


Pig1: Hey bro... ya know they that dog of a pig Bob?

Pig2: Bob? Who's Bob?

Pig1: You know that fat pig that lives on the mat, and he oinks with a slur. They killed him the other day.

Pig2: Oh that's sucky. *crosses self*

Pig1: Yeah, then they cut him up, stuck him in the fire and ate him.

Pig2: What asses. *continues to eat pork*

Pig1: Yeah tell me about it... could you pass the gravy uh huh.

Originally posted by Bloigen
xyz-owns
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/dock550/Stuff/Straightface.gif yes

the funny thing about this is that if you put KFC near a chicken, the chicken would eat chicken! I'm serious.

Soleran
Why not Rabbits also eat their babies from time to time as well..........

Captain Falcon
Originally posted by Soleran
Why not Rabbits also eat their babies from time to time as well.......... female spiders are very fat and eat the males to get pregnant and the young spiders eat their mums after a week or two.

Soleran
But really I just want some BBQ pork now!

Itzak
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
female spiders are very fat and eat the males to get pregnant and the young spiders eat their mums after a week or two.

Then Bloigen eats the young spiders. no expression

Captain Falcon
Originally posted by Itzak
Then Bloigen eats the young spiders. no expression then Itzak gave Bloigen an F.

unrealman
http://www.indianchild.com/what_do_animals_see.htm

I saw person on tv once trying to feed their pet pig carrots and it wouldn't eat them.

K.Diddy
Originally posted by unrealman
http://www.indianchild.com/what_do_animals_see.htm

I saw person on tv once trying to feed their pet pig carrots and it wouldn't eat them.


confused So?

redcaped
A pig tastes better than a cow. Maybe they don't have to die in the future.

Soleran
Originally posted by redcaped
A pig tastes better than a cow. Maybe they don't have to die in the future.


So maybe if sewer rats are cooked just right we can saves pigs and cows by that thought eek!

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by K.Diddy
laughing I would just for a laugh and then sit down and have a beer with my mates and watch smile laughing

redcaped
I don't have the power to duplicate like many do, same thing with food.

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