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I feel like singing

K,Diddy, the man of the forum,
anyone else ignore them,
Leo M he is my sidekick,
mess with us you will get a dropkick,
I love hot girls and stuff,
But I wont go ''down'' if it's a hairy muff,
That's K.Diddy that's who I am,
and if you dont like me, I REALLY dont give a damn




There will be more,coming soon

cry

you forgot me. I you could say: Rickyduck is really cool
If you dont agree your a stupid fool

Tawny stone, I wanna give you a bone,
Tawny Stone, If I could get you alone,
The things I would to you,
and your secret parts too,
ohhh,Tawny Stone your every mans fantasy,
I wanna bang you now,most of all when I'm on weeed,

Tawny Stone come to K.Diddy's house,
Tawny Stone, I got somthing for yoouuurrr mouth,
Tawny Stone oh yeah

This isn't the best thread in the world...

This is just a tribute




This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago Raz and his brother Ush here,
they was posting in a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a stoned K.Diddy... in the middle... of a private pm message.
And he said:

"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll call you a noob." (soul)

Well Raz and Ush, they looked at each other,
and they each said... "Okay."

And they started the first thread that came to there heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Thread in the World.

Look at The forum and it's easy to see
One post makes two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
The best thread starts...

Needless to say, K.Diddy was off his head on Jack Daniels
So the bashing and trolling started,
And then K.Diddy was done.
K.Diddy then asked them: "(snort) Be a K.Diddy fan"
And Raz and Ush said, "Stuff you! We are but mod's."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' thread the greatest thread in the world.


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread Raz and Ush started on that fateful night it didn't actually have post's
anything like this thread .

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

Originally posted by rickyduck
cry

you forgot me. I you could say: Rickyduck is really cool
If you dont agree your a stupid fool


Boo

I you could say. Man Im stupid

Originally posted by rickyduck
I you could say. Man Im stupid

No shit

Yes shit

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I feel like singing

K,Diddy, the man of the forum,
anyone else ignore them,
Leo M he is my sidekick,
mess with us you will get a dropkick,
I love hot girls and stuff,
But I wont go ''down'' if it's a hairy muff,
That's K.Diddy that's who I am,
and if you dont like me, I REALLY dont give a damn




There will be more,coming soon

clapping

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Tawny stone, I wanna give you a bone,
Tawny Stone, If I could get you alone,
The things I would to you,
and your secret parts too,
ohhh,Tawny Stone your every mans fantasy,
I wanna bang you now,most of all when I'm on weeed,

Tawny Stone come to K.Diddy's house,
Tawny Stone, I got somthing for yoouuurrr mouth,
Tawny Stone oh yeah Originally posted by K.Diddy
This isn't the best thread in the world...

This is just a tribute




This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago Raz and his brother Ush here,
they was posting in a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a stoned K.Diddy... in the middle... of a private pm message.
And he said:

"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll call you a noob." (soul)

Well Raz and Ush, they looked at each other,
and they each said... "Okay."

And they started the first thread that came to there heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Thread in the World.

Look at The forum and it's easy to see
One post makes two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
The best thread starts...

Needless to say, K.Diddy was off his head on Jack Daniels
So the bashing and trolling started,
And then K.Diddy was done.
K.Diddy then asked them: "(snort) Be a K.Diddy fan"
And Raz and Ush said, "Stuff you! We are but mod's."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' thread the greatest thread in the world.


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread Raz and Ush started on that fateful night it didn't actually have post's
anything like this thread .

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

clapping

Time for me to go to bed,
My eye's are bloodshot red.
Iv'e been smoking,
and I'm not joking,
I have to work tommorow,it sucks,
but soon it will be the weekend,
and I will get ****ed up

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This isn't the best thread in the world...

This is just a tribute




This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago Raz and his brother Ush here,
they was posting in a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a stoned K.Diddy... in the middle... of a private pm message.
And he said:

"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll call you a noob." (soul)

Well Raz and Ush, they looked at each other,
and they each said... "Okay."

And they started the first thread that came to there heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Thread in the World.

Look at The forum and it's easy to see
One post makes two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
The best thread starts...

Needless to say, K.Diddy was off his head on Jack Daniels
So the bashing and trolling started,
And then K.Diddy was done.
K.Diddy then asked them: "(snort) Be a K.Diddy fan"
And Raz and Ush said, "Stuff you! We are but mod's."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' thread the greatest thread in the world.


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread Raz and Ush started on that fateful night it didn't actually have post's
anything like this thread .

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

ok that was quite good

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This isn't the best thread in the world...

This is just a tribute




This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago Raz and his brother Ush here,
they was posting in a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a stoned K.Diddy... in the middle... of a private pm message.
And he said:

"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll call you a noob." (soul)

Well Raz and Ush, they looked at each other,
and they each said... "Okay."

And they started the first thread that came to there heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Thread in the World.

Look at The forum and it's easy to see
One post makes two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
The best thread starts...

Needless to say, K.Diddy was off his head on Jack Daniels
So the bashing and trolling started,
And then K.Diddy was done.
K.Diddy then asked them: "(snort) Be a K.Diddy fan"
And Raz and Ush said, "Stuff you! We are but mod's."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' thread the greatest thread in the world.


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread Raz and Ush started on that fateful night it didn't actually have post's
anything like this thread .

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

hysterical..... lol....

Ace!!! thumbsup

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hysterical..... lol....

Ace!!! thumbsup


Thankyou,very much,you Uneeky sexy confused girl

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thankyou,very much,you Uneeky sexy confused girl

no worries crazy ...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no worries crazy ...


Sorry,that made me crack up laughing,it might be cause it was funny or it might be cause I am stoned,I dont know

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Sorry,that made me crack up laughing,it might be cause it was funny or it might be cause I am stoned,I dont know

a little bit of column A and a little bit of Column Bhmm....

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
a little bit of column A and a little bit of Column Bhmm....


That's what I'm thinking........

you can think? ...!!!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you can think? ...!!!

Nice one

B!tch

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Nice one

B!tch



your welcome

(__|__)hole eyes

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
your welcome

(__|__)hole eyes

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I feel like singing

K,Diddy, the man of the forum,
anyone else ignore them,
Leo M he is my sidekick,
mess with us you will get a dropkick,
I love hot girls and stuff,
But I wont go ''down'' if it's a hairy muff,
That's K.Diddy that's who I am,
and if you dont like me, I REALLY dont give a damn




There will be more,coming soon Haha. Pure gold

Yeah ya know K.Diddy's the shit

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Yeah ya know K.Diddy's the shit


She speaks the truth

K.Diddy woke up feeling like shit today,
Maybe he shouldn't of got so wasted yesterday,
but it's all good,cause I have 4 days off,
and nothing to do but sit here and jack off

yet another trash thread by K.Diddy. I guess it was too much to hope for that, after Vinny's brilliant thread, for you to fallow suit....

You forgot me!

Originally posted by NBT x 20
You forgot me!


Your time will come

Oh yea!

Post it - K.Diddy

It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about my threads
I won't try / to bash you / or make a thread / against you
I know that / you're posting / you must have / your reasons
The Forum / is calling / your threads/ are getting closed

The posts that / I retraced / a sad look / on a mods face
The smilies / and posting / did you hear / Tired Hiker ****ed them?
A post late / a thread / I'm writing / the report
I'm Drinking / and smoking / and I know / I'm ****ed up now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a thread
Something that understands
Sees through the pointless smilies

But the custom smilieys are gone
And I've been posting for too long
To make a smilie on my own
Well I guess this is my penis getting up

Well I guess this is getting it up

And maybe / I'll see Backfire / at a Porno / sneak preview
You'll show up / with a leatherface mask / on you face / you look like a scary guy
And I'll get drunk / and pass out / and forget what the movie was about but,hey / it's okay
The hangover / it won't last / when this is gone / I might take up crack

And it's happened once again
You'll turn to a thread
Something that understands
And sees through the custom smilies page

But Slipknot has gone
And he was here for so long
To face this on his own
I heard,that he couldn't get it up

Well, I heard he couldn't get it up
Well, I heard he couldn't get it up
Well, I heard he couldn't get it up
Well, I heard he couldn't get it up
Well, I heard he couldn't get it up

I'm bout to spit sum rhymes!

nooooooooooo

Originally posted by Mugen
nooooooooooo

Don't hate schmoll

aight lets hear what you got to say

Don't rush the Inspectah Deck/
Cause he'll sucumber you with 2 tecs/
One in the hand and the other stash/
Showed Mugen my rhyme and he ran dumb fast/

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Don't rush the Inspectah Deck/
Cause he'll sucumber you with 2 tecs/
One in the hand and the other stash/
Showed Mugen my rhyme and he ran dumb fast/




K.Diddy and Deck,
In the neighborhood your car will be a wreck,
We banged ya mum last night,
She moaned while deck took her up the rear,
I was drunk and trying to put my penis in her ear

ohhhh ok so somone wants to battle huh.......

yo deck wants to rhyme but hes too slow
i flash him with the 9, he turn into my new hoe
but yo, i flow like bruce lee, intercept ya
takes out your lines and leave you without textcha

Originally posted by K.Diddy
K.Diddy and Deck,
In the neighborhood your car will be a wreck,
We banged ya mum last night,
She moaned while deck took her up the rear,
I was drunk and trying to put my penis in her ear

Originally posted by Mugen
ohhhh ok so somone wants to battle huh.......

yo deck wants to rhyme but hes too slow
i flash him with the 9, he turn into my new hoe
but yo, i flow like bruce lee, intercept ya
takes out your lines and leave you without textcha




That wasn't half bad man,
but do you have the skill for the underground,
K.Diddy's got the dope sound,
Decks got the mystery going,
on who's spinning the damn mike now

Originally posted by K.Diddy


That wasn't half bad man,
but do you have the skill for the underground,
K.Diddy's got the dope sound,
Decks got the mystery going,
on who's spinning the damn mike now
ok ok

But why not me, who got rhymes for rent
i got pens like swords, make papers bleed words
but my sounds funky and hypnotic,
let the herb plus gin and tonic,
hey sir dont, cover your ears
you know im supersonic

Originally posted by Mugen
ok ok

But why not me, who got rhymes for rent
i got pens like swords, make papers bleed words
but my sounds funky and hypnotic,
let the herb plus gin and tonic,
hey sir dont, cover your ears
you know im supersonic

We all Know K.Diddy has the chronic,
I spin the dope sounds from the underground,
Gin and Tonic?Thats great but I prefer a dropkick,
Or two,so what are you gonna do?
When K.Diddy hits on you after you've been sniffing glue

dropkick no, smash your head home like derek jeter
ill snatch those pistols and fill you with more clips, then a movie theater
and drink smirnoff, while i wipe my tears off, listening to your eulogy
sorry cat , but killer clowns arent new to me.

Originally posted by Mugen
ohhhh ok so somone wants to battle huh.......

yo deck wants to rhyme but hes too slow
i flash him with the 9, he turn into my new hoe
but yo, i flow like bruce lee, intercept ya
takes out your lines and leave you without textcha

Clip one, clip two Mugen already fell into a coma/
My metaphors and simlies will definitely stun ya/
I snuffed Mugn so hard his jaw did a 360 twice/
So put away the keyboard and take my advice/

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Clip one, clip two Mugen already fell into a coma/
My metaphors and simlies will definitely stun ya/
I snuffed Mugn so hard his jaw did a 360 twice/
So put away the keyboard and take my advice/



clappingclappingclapping

so now i gotta deal with go-go gadget fagot
i'll bag his ass and runaway, before the cops can tag it
then me and Cage will bury you with the worms and maggots
go through your wallet and steal your checks
then drive to you moms house to inspect her deck

Is that clown in your avatar from the movie It?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I feel like singing

K,Diddy, the man of the forum,
anyone else ignore them,
Leo M he is my sidekick,
mess with us you will get a dropkick,
I love hot girls and stuff,
But I wont go ''down'' if it's a hairy muff,
That's K.Diddy that's who I am,
and if you dont like me, I REALLY dont give a damn




There will be more,coming soon word

Originally posted by Mugen
so now i gotta deal with go-go gadget fagot
i'll bag his ass and runaway, before the cops can tag it
then me and Cage will bury you with the worms and maggots
go through your wallet and steal your checks
then drive to you moms house to inspect her deck

Look at this guy Mugen, thinking he bogard/
Snatch his ass from down south for my flow stay hard/
Write him a ticket for being cause he tried to tests the Inspectah/
I should had "shot" your ass on the wall you little beggar/
Getting on your knees, for a buck fiddy/
This could all be obliged if you didn't mess with K.Diddy/

yes please look at me cuz Deck is suffering from meningitis
he spits gun talk, but when troubles comes he'll hide his
only respect he gets is when ******* say "on ya knees, bite this"
not to include disease in my diss, but mack your simply talentless
if you would only step out the punch line, you wouldn't get K'Od
but i gotta beat you up, and reshape your face like playdough

K.Diddy's on attack,
Shut the **** up and watch your back,
it's time to get hardcore with it,
You know only Diddy and Deck can do it,
I own mugens mother,
I beat up his brother,
As for scoobs,I'm gonna light up another

im bout to go nuts so vacate the place
you dont want to meet my friends, im worst than scarface
go ahead and attack in pairs,
i'll slap you both to the asphault, its your own ass fault <quote Chino XL
ill rip yall new assholes, bigger than san andreas fault
i would let yall at my place, but your so whipped you prolly start eatin my carpet
so i sharpened the place up, so you wont like the taste of my apartment
i see now your just nuttier than squirrel shit, put down the joint cat, you need to lay off it, they REALLY dont make your rhymers fit

Yo k.diddy I'm gonna grab the mic
and spit something silly
when I'm done cooking yah fools Ima
roll a big fat philly..................
I don't puff puff pass cause I take it straight to the head................













oh I forgot I got your momz in the bed........


Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mugen
yes please look at me cuz Deck is suffering from meningitis
he spits gun talk, but when troubles comes he'll hide his
only respect he gets is when ******* say "on ya knees, bite this"
not to include disease in my diss, but mack your simply talentless
if you would only step out the punch line, you wouldn't get K'Od
but i gotta beat you up, and reshape your face like playdough

You claim to be a G with all that talk in your lyrics/
Told Mugen to take out his heat, he pulled out a water pistol and said "thats how I do's it"/
You're no challenge, nor an obstacle/
The guys on my block will most likely pop you/
Cause it's like busting a nut when Im shooting you up/
Me and my goons are gully, no fronting dummy/
Discombulating your jaw and turn that joint into jelly/

the guys on ya block are herbs
smoked up on a saturday night and we head back to the suburbs
please b!tch im the wordsmyth, spit absurd shit, i take hits
and dish em back twice as fast, just in time to get to class
steal your lunch money, ya b!tch, and your hall pass
you lameass, you 2 aint nothin but toys to me
open season have your head on display out back
just below a gold studded plaque
" NO HERBS, NOT EVEN CRACK"

Are you serious guy, you try to steal my pass/
Last guy that did that got in ICU fast/
I roll deep with my entourage, you heard/
Go play with your kindergarten wanktas by the curve/
If I like you sneaks I'll break your ankles/
And if I don't like you I'll take out th heater/
Have your whole crew like "how you gonna beat him Mugen, he's obviously better"/

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck

Told Mugen to take out his heat, he pulled out a water pistol and said "thats how I do's it"/

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck


Are you serious guy, you try to steal my pass/
Last guy that did that got in ICU fast/
I roll deep with my entourage, you heard/
Go play with your kindergarten wanktas by the curve/
If I like you sneaks I'll break your ankles/
And if I don't like you I'll take out th heater/
Have your whole crew like "how you gonna beat him Mugen, he's obviously better"/
Yall ****ed up, talkin bout me in ICU
i'll blow this ***** up with 12 packs when I SEE YOU
his ass talk about takin out heaters
i still got the shit i snatched from Diddy, tucked behind my wife beater
i'll beat your ass, and skin you muthafvckas what now?
pull out a bat, smash ya face in, to see if you'll scream louder
have ya girl tied up gargling Mugen Clam Chowder
then we grind ya bones down to the last ounce of powder
and keep that shit bagged, in case I wanna sniff some of your stupidy

Originally posted by Mugen
i still got the shit i snatched from Diddy, tucked behind my wife beater

I win

hell naw schmoll

Diddy win?

you crazy

You win?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I feel like singing

K,Diddy, the man of the forum,
anyone else ignore them,
Leo M he is my sidekick,
mess with us you will get a dropkick,
I love hot girls and stuff,
But I wont go ''down'' if it's a hairy muff,
That's K.Diddy that's who I am,
and if you dont like me, I REALLY dont give a damn




There will be more,coming soon

no

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can
A gnome named Grimble Crumble
And little gnomes stay in their homes
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine

He whore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last
Wining, dining, biding his time
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomlay

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good
Winding, finding places to go
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomlay
Ooooooooooooooomlay

whateva who cares

Shaddup Maynard, your rhymes are mad wack/
Worser than getting head from a girl, with to much plaque/
I'll roll up on you and your punk ass crew/
Reached down in my pocket and all them dummies flew/
You bastard,I got your moms in doggy-style screaming my name/
Everybody knows Inspectah Deck got the most fame/
So run back to KMC, to your chums/
By tonight it'll be the last time you'll have some fun/

Manynard you guts showing up in here,
Talking like your hard when your mums a retard,
Try to **** with me and Deck,cause you think your wack,
Man,I will knock you out and then cut of your ballsack.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This isn't the best thread in the world...

This is just a tribute




This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago Raz and his brother Ush here,
they was posting in a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a stoned K.Diddy... in the middle... of a private pm message.
And he said:

"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll call you a noob." (soul)

Well Raz and Ush, they looked at each other,
and they each said... "Okay."

And they started the first thread that came to there heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Thread in the World.

Look at The forum and it's easy to see
One post makes two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
The best thread starts...

Needless to say, K.Diddy was off his head on Jack Daniels
So the bashing and trolling started,
And then K.Diddy was done.
K.Diddy then asked them: "(snort) Be a K.Diddy fan"
And Raz and Ush said, "Stuff you! We are but mod's."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' thread the greatest thread in the world.


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread Raz and Ush started on that fateful night it didn't actually have post's
anything like this thread .

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

you have too much time on your hands.

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
you have too much time on your hands.



blabla

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Manynard you guts showing up in here,
Talking like your hard when your mums a retard,
Try to **** with me and Deck,cause you think your wack,
Man,I will knock you out and then cut of your ballsack.

Mayonnaise got made into a ***** hysterical

Originally posted by Valharu
Mayonnaise got made into a ***** hysterical

blah

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
blah

Don't hate.