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So I take the city bus every day to and from school and today there only six other people on the bus. There was one guy near the front who looked a little weird. Anyways, a friend and I are just sitting in the back chatting when the guy in the front passes out, hits his head on the seat in front of him, and falls on the floor! The bus driver stops and goes over to him to see if he's alright and some other guy gets up to make sure he's alright too. The bus driver is talking to him and asknig him to talk but he's not saying anything. Finally when she asks him his name again he says "Daniel". Then she asks if he's ok and he was just like "Nope". He didn't say anything after that. The bus driver was panicing a little because his head was bleeding then she decided to get out of the way of traffic I guess and she pulled in by the college.

It was pretty scary.

We got off and got onto another bus and saw an ambulance fly by.




Oh yeah, turns out he was drunk.

dont drink and drive

Indeed.

or drink, get on a bus, and pass out.

It was like, 3 in the afternoon too.

thats when i drink and ride busses

Yeah, I bet

its even better when I lived in the DC area and would go to big concert events everyone would take the metro.......................after the concerts those ppl that passed out on the metro would find that they weren't in Virginia anymore but MD !

Priceless

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yeah, I bet it is cry

I forgot to mention the blood. shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I forgot to mention the blood. shock droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio

shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock teehee

how'd ya find out he was drunk?

Originally posted by mysterio69
how'd ya find out he was drunk?

When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah".

Originally posted by Ladyluck
When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah". i've never heard any person actually use blah blah blah in a time of crisis

Originally posted by Ladyluck
When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah".
ahhh...i've heard that a few too many times.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i've never heard any person actually use blah blah blah in a time of crisis
Neither have I until today.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Neither have I until today. sweet

Originally posted by Ladyluck
So I take the city bus every day to and from school and today there only six other people on the bus. There was one guy near the front who looked a little weird. Anyways, a friend and I are just sitting in the back chatting when the guy in the front passes out, hits his head on the seat in front of him, and falls on the floor! The bus driver stops and goes over to him to see if he's alright and some other guy gets up to make sure he's alright too. The bus driver is talking to him and asknig him to talk but he's not saying anything. Finally when she asks him his name again he says "Daniel". Then she asks if he's ok and he was just like "Nope". He didn't say anything after that. The bus driver was panicing a little because his head was bleeding then she decided to get out of the way of traffic I guess and she pulled in by the college.

It was pretty scary.

We got off and got onto another bus and saw an ambulance fly by.




Oh yeah, turns out he was drunk.

was there any sex of any kind involved?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
was there any sex of any kind involved?
Not this time.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Not this time.

I want my sex and I want it now young Lady!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want my sex and I want it now young Lady!

But last night is a different story.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want my sex and I want it now young Lady! fear okay

Originally posted by Ladyluck
But last night is a different story.

*coughpmcough*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*coughpmcough*

I'm on it.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'm on it.

that ain't all you're on

Originally posted by LethalFemme
that ain't all you're on

Shh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
that ain't all you're on shock

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Shh

*quites down* lol

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
shock

Jumpy

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*quites down* lol



Jumpy this isn't about me, is it?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this isn't about me, is it?

Yup.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yup. good

Originally posted by LethalFemme
was there any sex of any kind involved?
You associate everything with that word, you naughty gal.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this isn't about me, is it?

isn't it always

w00t

what? sex in the pm without me?? cry

Did he smear feces all over his hands and feet, then try to eat a banana?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Did he smear feces all over his hands and feet, then try to eat a banana?

No. shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
No. shock

You Sure?

Originally posted by DarkC
You associate everything with that word, you naughty gal.

it's raz's fault

Originally posted by Ladyluck
w00t

what is it with that smilie?

There's only one smilie for this kind of thread.
















hyper

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it's raz's fault



what is it with that smilie? it owns w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Sure?

Pretty sure, yes.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Pretty sure, yes.

I think you are lying.

It does own, but not as much as

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think you are lying.

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

There is no bus, no blood, no Daniel, no penis.

stabbing vaginas?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There is no bus, no blood, no Daniel, no penis.

No penis?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
No penis?

So you Admit you have no penis.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So you Admit you have no penis.

Ok, fine. I admit it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So you Admit you have no penis. I'm a wild pig

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ok, fine. I admit it.

Why do you lie like that.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ok, fine. I admit it.

Right. You want it ?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Why do you lie like that.

I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liar. I can't control it. cry

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liar. I can't control it. cry

*throws a water ballon filled with Macdonald's burgers at you*

You better be shamed.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*throws a water ballon filled with Macdonald's burgers at you*

You better be shamed.

Ew shock



*runs off bawling*

mwahaha

Tobad those arn't tears, they are Maynard eggs.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha

Tobad those arn't tears, they are Maynard eggs.

What the hell

Originally posted by Ladyluck
What the hell

Oh god they are attacking!

whats with all the maynards being thrown around here

lol

Originally posted by Bloigen
There's only one smilie for this kind of thread.
















hyper

does little bloggy have to go pee pee?

The Leader!

Daniel!

He's here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Leader!

Daniel!

He's here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness! A55KICKER101?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Leader!

Daniel!

Hes here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness!

Dude, what the fukk are you talkin' about?

AHHH they are biting me everywhere! Help me! Help Me!


REPENT REPENT

*Gets dragged off, blood spilling everywhere and little German leprechauns dancing*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it's raz's fault



what is it with that smilie?
Oh, weally.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
AHHH they are biting me everywhere! Help me! Help Me!


REPENT REPENT

*Gets dragged off, blood spilling everywhere and little German leprechauns dancing*

shock

Little german leprechauns?



Wait... Are you high?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

Little german leprechauns?



Wait... Are you high?
Sounds like it, doesn't it?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

Little german leprechauns?



Wait... Are you high? he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have

i'm not even joking either

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

Little german leprechauns?



Wait... Are you high?

*Muffled noises come from the other room, while you hear an egg beater turn on....after that the screaming becomes louder"\\*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have

i'm not even joking either
How mature!

Originally posted by DarkC
How mature! Thats what i thought

but it was sarcastic

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have

i'm not even joking either

BullShit, I said that I almost had more posts then you know.

*Squashes a Maynard baby and then gets tackled by the Ney England Patriots Football Team*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Thats what i thought

but it was sarcastic
I have more than the both of you put together. And I'm not even aiming for a high post count. I missed my 40,000th by like, 207 posts.

shock

*Eyes pop out and the little demons crawl into my brain, then have a party, Maynard eggs not Invited"

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

second that

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
BullShit, I said that I almost had more posts then you know.

*Squashes a Maynard baby and then gets tackled by the Ney England Patriots Football Team* then i said "so what is this a competition all of a sudden"

and your reply was "yeah"Originally posted by DarkC
I have more than the both of you put together. And I'm not even aiming for a high post count. I missed my 40,000th by like, 207 posts. JESUS

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Don't give me that look. disgust
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
then i said "so what is this a competition all of a sudden"

and your reply was "yeah"


JESUS
W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time.

Originally posted by DarkC
Don't give me that look. disgust

W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time.

*gives you that look*

Originally posted by DarkC
Don't give me that look. disgust

W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time. my hats off to you, good sir.Originally posted by Ladyluck
*gives you that look*




I knew you were going to say that shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*gives you that look*





Oh, that was rather nice.


I have to go now, hope to talk to you soon. hug

Go check out Vinny getting owned in darksora's thread.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
my hats off to you, good sir. I knew you were going to say that shock

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, that was rather nice.


I have to go now, hope to talk to you soon. hug

Go check out Vinny getting owned in darksora's thread.



Later hug

Ok

moo

Baaa shock

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard


Don't be hatin' mhm

KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard


iron_fist

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4

Seriously.... Are you high?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Don't be hatin' mhm *doesn't be hatin* Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4 like i said before

he wishes to be me

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Seriously.... Are you high?


Incidentally, No.

Unless Swiss Chalet Drugged my food.

Those ****ing Bastards.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*doesn't be hatin*




Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Incidentally, No.

Unless Swiss Chalet Drugged my food.

Those ****ing Bastards.

lol Ok, just checking.

moquito bites blow

They sure do.