Today on the bus...
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Ladyluck
So I take the city bus every day to and from school and today there only six other people on the bus. There was one guy near the front who looked a little weird. Anyways, a friend and I are just sitting in the back chatting when the guy in the front passes out, hits his head on the seat in front of him, and falls on the floor! The bus driver stops and goes over to him to see if he's alright and some other guy gets up to make sure he's alright too. The bus driver is talking to him and asknig him to talk but he's not saying anything. Finally when she asks him his name again he says "Daniel". Then she asks if he's ok and he was just like "Nope". He didn't say anything after that. The bus driver was panicing a little because his head was bleeding then she decided to get out of the way of traffic I guess and she pulled in by the college.
It was pretty scary.
We got off and got onto another bus and saw an ambulance fly by.
Oh yeah, turns out he was drunk.
Revernd Maynard
dont drink and drive
Ladyluck
Indeed.
Revernd Maynard
or drink, get on a bus, and pass out.
Ladyluck
It was like, 3 in the afternoon too.
Revernd Maynard
thats when i drink and ride busses
Ladyluck
Yeah, I bet
Soleran
its even better when I lived in the DC area and would go to big concert events everyone would take the metro.......................after the concerts those ppl that passed out on the metro would find that they weren't in Virginia anymore but MD !
Priceless
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yeah, I bet
it is cry
Ladyluck
I forgot to mention the blood. shock
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I forgot to mention the blood. shock droolio
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio
shock
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock teehee
mysterio69
how'd ya find out he was drunk?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by mysterio69
how'd ya find out he was drunk?
When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah".
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah". i've never heard any person actually use blah blah blah in a time of crisis
mysterio69
Originally posted by Ladyluck
When she was on the phone she was like "There's an intoxicated man who passed out and hit his head... blah blah blah".
ahhh...i've heard that a few too many times.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i've never heard any person actually use blah blah blah in a time of crisis
Neither have I until today.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Neither have I until today. sweet
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
So I take the city bus every day to and from school and today there only six other people on the bus. There was one guy near the front who looked a little weird. Anyways, a friend and I are just sitting in the back chatting when the guy in the front passes out, hits his head on the seat in front of him, and falls on the floor! The bus driver stops and goes over to him to see if he's alright and some other guy gets up to make sure he's alright too. The bus driver is talking to him and asknig him to talk but he's not saying anything. Finally when she asks him his name again he says "Daniel". Then she asks if he's ok and he was just like "Nope". He didn't say anything after that. The bus driver was panicing a little because his head was bleeding then she decided to get out of the way of traffic I guess and she pulled in by the college.
It was pretty scary.
We got off and got onto another bus and saw an ambulance fly by.
Oh yeah, turns out he was drunk.
was there any sex of any kind involved?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
was there any sex of any kind involved?
Not this time.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Not this time.
I want my sex and I want it now young Lady!
Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want my sex and I want it now young Lady!
But last night is a different story.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want my sex and I want it now young Lady!
fear okay
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
But last night is a different story.
*coughpmcough*
Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*coughpmcough*
I'm on it.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'm on it.
that ain't all you're on
Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
that ain't all you're on
Shh
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LethalFemme
that ain't all you're on
shock
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
shock
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Shh
*quites down* lol
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
shock
Jumpy
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*quites down* lol
Jumpy this isn't about me, is it?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this isn't about me, is it?
Yup.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yup. good
DarkC
Originally posted by LethalFemme
was there any sex of any kind involved?
You associate everything with that word, you naughty gal.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this isn't about me, is it?
isn't it always
drunk_nazgul
what? sex in the pm without me?? cry
Vinny Valentine
Did he smear feces all over his hands and feet, then try to eat a banana?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Did he smear feces all over his hands and feet, then try to eat a banana?
No. shock
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
No. shock
You Sure?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by DarkC
You associate everything with that word, you naughty gal.
it's raz's fault
Originally posted by Ladyluck
w00t
what is it with that smilie?
Bloigen
There's only one smilie for this kind of thread.
hyper
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LethalFemme
it's raz's fault
what is it with that smilie? it owns w00t
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Sure?
Pretty sure, yes.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Pretty sure, yes.
I think you are lying.
drunk_nazgul
It does own, but not as much as
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think you are lying.
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
There is no bus, no blood, no Daniel, no penis.
drunk_nazgul
stabbing vaginas?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There is no bus, no blood, no Daniel, no penis.
No penis?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
No penis?
So you Admit you have no penis.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So you Admit you have no penis.
Ok, fine. I admit it.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So you Admit you have no penis.
I'm a wild pig
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ok, fine. I admit it.
Why do you lie like that.
GCG
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ok, fine. I admit it.
Right. You want it ?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Why do you lie like that.
I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liar. I can't control it. cry
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liar. I can't control it. cry
*throws a water ballon filled with Macdonald's burgers at you*
You better be shamed.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*throws a water ballon filled with Macdonald's burgers at you*
You better be shamed.
Ew shock
*runs off bawling*
Vinny Valentine
mwahaha
Tobad those arn't tears, they are Maynard eggs.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha
Tobad those arn't tears, they are Maynard eggs.
What the hell
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
What the hell
Oh god they are attacking!
Revernd Maynard
whats with all the maynards being thrown around here
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
There's only one smilie for this kind of thread.
hyper
does little bloggy have to go pee pee?
Vinny Valentine
The Leader!
Daniel!
He's here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Leader!
Daniel!
He's here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness! A55KICKER101?
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Leader!
Daniel!
Hes here to avenge the eleventy gods of darkness!
Dude, what the fukk are you talkin' about?
Vinny Valentine
AHHH they are biting me everywhere! Help me! Help Me!
REPENT REPENT
*Gets dragged off, blood spilling everywhere and little German leprechauns dancing*
DarkC
Originally posted by LethalFemme
it's raz's fault
what is it with that smilie?
Oh, weally.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
AHHH they are biting me everywhere! Help me! Help Me!
REPENT REPENT
*Gets dragged off, blood spilling everywhere and little German leprechauns dancing*
shock
Little german leprechauns?
Wait... Are you high?
DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Little german leprechauns?
Wait... Are you high?
Sounds like it, doesn't it?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Little german leprechauns?
Wait... Are you high? he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have
i'm not even joking either
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Little german leprechauns?
Wait... Are you high?
*Muffled noises come from the other room, while you hear an egg beater turn on....after that the screaming becomes louder"\\*
DarkC
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have
i'm not even joking either
How mature!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
How mature! Thats what i thought
but it was sarcastic
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
he started a competition with me to get more posts than i have
i'm not even joking either
BullShit, I said that I almost had more posts then you know.
*Squashes a Maynard baby and then gets tackled by the Ney England Patriots Football Team*
DarkC
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Thats what i thought
but it was sarcastic
I have more than the both of you put together.
And I'm not even aiming for a high post count. I missed my 40,000th by like, 207 posts.
Vinny Valentine
*Eyes pop out and the little demons crawl into my brain, then have a party, Maynard eggs not Invited"
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
second that
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
BullShit, I said that I almost had more posts then you know.
*Squashes a Maynard baby and then gets tackled by the Ney England Patriots Football Team* then i said "so what is this a competition all of a sudden"
and your reply was "yeah"Originally posted by DarkC
I have more than the both of you put together.
And I'm not even aiming for a high post count. I missed my 40,000th by like, 207 posts. JESUS
DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Don't give me that look. disgust
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
then i said "so what is this a competition all of a sudden"
and your reply was "yeah"
JESUS
W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
Don't give me that look. disgust
W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time.
*gives you that look*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Don't give me that look. disgust
W00t for being the 7th highest poster of all time.
my hats off to you, good sir.Originally posted by Ladyluck
*gives you that look*
I knew you were going to say that shock
DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*gives you that look*
Oh, that was rather nice.
I have to go now, hope to talk to you soon. hug
Go check out Vinny getting owned in darksora's thread.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
my hats off to you, good sir. I knew you were going to say that shock
Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, that was rather nice.
I have to go now, hope to talk to you soon. hug
Go check out Vinny getting owned in darksora's thread.
Later hug
Ok
Mr. Bacon
moo
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Don't be hatin' mhm
Vinny Valentine
KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
iron_fist
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4
Seriously.... Are you high?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Don't be hatin' mhm *doesn't be hatin*
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
KAKA KAKA KaKA@!@$@#%$^%&$@%^^12^$^4 like i said before
he wishes to be me
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Seriously.... Are you high?
Incidentally, No.
Unless Swiss Chalet Drugged my food.
Those ****ing Bastards.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*doesn't be hatin*
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Incidentally, No.
Unless Swiss Chalet Drugged my food.
Those ****ing Bastards.
lol Ok, just checking.
Mr. Bacon
moquito bites blow
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