-=- 10 things Men Know About Women -=-

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Koala MeatPie
Women Have Boobs

Ronny
1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!

Revernd Maynard
6. They have an infatuation with Revernd Maynard

DiamondBullets
2. They need to make up their fukking mind every once in a while.

Soleran
Originally posted by Ronny
1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!


Yeah but Vagina's are tools to control men, boobs are pieces of flesh for everyone to admiresmile

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Ronny
1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!

Well said yes

(i am not implying i am a woman with that statement)

Scythe
They're always right...

drunk_nazgul
one of them should be "Don't you DARE touch me!!"

mysterio69
Originally posted by Soleran
Yeah but Vagina's are tools to control men, boobs are pieces of flesh for everyone to admiresmile
yes they are. and i'm not complaining.

ROYALGUARD
my expertise will come in handy. so listen up.

1. women have female characteristics. (vagina boobs curves you name it)
2. use their female characteristics to get what they want
3. those characteristics can control weak minded men. or horny hot blooded men.
4. women look at personality traits face and belly of men to find out if they get attracted to or not.
5. women are less agressive than men.
6. they want to be equally powerful to men if not more
7. KEEP THEM IN FANTASY LAND TO WIN THEIR HEARTS. (bring flowers gifts. movies. be sweet but not too sweet.)
8. being too sweet to them will turn them off. thus using you and manipulating you to their will.
9. HOT RATED 10 GODDESSES beautiful women are high maintenance and are single because men cant keep up with high maintenance. if they have boy friend. it will not last long. and i know the reason why smile
10. women usually look for marriage and long lasting relationship during 30's. if they are below that they just wanna have fun.
11. bonus. women usually look for older like 40YO men.
12. bonus. women mature faster (psychologically) than men

trust me i know.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
my expertise will come in handy. so listen up.

1. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
2. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
3. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
4. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
5. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
6. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
7. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
8. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
9. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
10. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard



What the f**k?

okay

ROYALGUARD
all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT. well, its good i can get 18-19 year olds, considering i'm 17, and thats a decent age.....

my girlfriend is 19, and...well...she still enjoys my sillyness

Soleran
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT.


Bud there is an age thing..............I'm 30 and I pick up college chicks near to where I work all the time.................yeah those seniors still bite.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Soleran
Bud there is an age thing..............I'm 30 and I pick up college chicks near to where I work all the time.................yeah those seniors still bite. I dont want to be associated with this man


he frightens me

Soleran
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I dont want to be associated with this man


he frightens me

lol College seniors are 22-23.............silly lad.

BackFire
They will cry.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Soleran
lol College seniors are 22-23.............silly lad. you still frighten me.....just the way you said it


DONT TOUCH ME, YOU DRINK.

AOR
This is a trap eek!!!!!!

If we tell them what we know, they will grow and adapt, and then we know nothing....disgust

Soleran
Originally posted by AOR
This is a trap eek!!!!!!

If we tell them what we know, they will grow and adapt, and then we know nothing....disgust


No just act like a monkey with money and you shall have your fruits!

ROYALGUARD
soleran do you still play the field or are you looking for the one?

i used to play the field but lost my game face badly and i am almost losing it. because i looked for the one and shit happens afterwards... any tips?

Soleran
Huh lets see my office is right down town about 2-3 blocks from 2 of the Largest Universities in the state I currently live in...............yeah play the field as yourself.........if your funny be funny blah blah I am no super mac I just keep true to myself.................

Oh and your answer is if I find this "one" then maybe but I'm not looking.

ROYALGUARD
man... i knew i shouldnt be foolish and look for the one.

man my brother guards got it all right... dont look for the one. they keep telling me play it till you find it.

Storm
*Nods.*
You don' t look for love. Love finds you, often when it' s most inconvenient. It comes in its own time, on its own terms, in whatever shape or form it chooses, and whether you accept it or reject it is entirely up to you.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Storm
*Nods.*
You don' t look for love. Love finds you, often when it' s most inconvenient. It comes in its own time, on its own terms, in whatever shape or form it chooses, and whether you accept it or reject it is entirely up to you.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Absolutely agree as I have lived it.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Well said yes

(i am not implying i am a woman with that statement) laughing

Captain Falcon
women are ALWAYS right. There's no way to fight it sad

BobbyD
Ha! Women always THINK they're right. Go with them on about 50% of the stuff they speak of, as their emotions are usually too closely tied with their decision making.

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