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So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59.

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39.

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this , and replied, "No."

While he was ringing me up, he was inspecting my change as if I slipped in some Canadian coins or something. When I left, I said, "Thanks man, have a good night." And he did this . .. . .. sadwalk

That's Great.

your greatness makes me want to dry hump you Preston

NO! your not a duck! unless you want to be then of course you are!! but if you don't then definately no!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
your greatness makes me want to dry hump you Preston



Do me a favor, dry hump your couch cushion and scream my name! Originally posted by BakaXero
NO! your not a duck! unless you want to be then of course you are!! but if you don't then definately no! Advice taken. Thanks, Hero!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Do me a favor, dry hump your couch cushion and scream my name! Advice taken. Thanks, Hero!
what advice?

Originally posted by BakaXero
what advice?

To think or not think that I am a duck . . .

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
To think or not think that I am a duck . . .
that's not advice, that me trying to kiss ass

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59.

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39.

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this , and replied, "No."



^ Obi Wan Inanity

Oh.

You totally should have used the Force on him.

Hiker: *wave hand* "This is $1.59, there is no need to count it."

Douche: "Correct change, here's your receipt."

Hiker: *wave hand* "Have a good day."

Douche: "Have a good day."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You totally should have used the Force on him.

Hiker: *wave hand* "This is $1.59, there is no need to count it."

Douche: "Correct change, here's your receipt."

Hiker: *wave hand* "Have a good day."

Douche: "Have a good day." Douche

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59.

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39.

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this , and replied, "No."

yeah

Originally posted by Captain Falcon
yeah

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Douche

Of course.

On a side note...don't you like how in Nevada there is no tax on food?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You totally should have used the Force on him.

Hiker: *wave hand* "This is $1.59, there is no need to count it."

Douche: "Correct change, here's your receipt."

Hiker: *wave hand* "Have a good day."

Douche: "Have a good day." or rather

Hiker: *waves hand* This boottle is free
Fat Pubescent Spotty Kid With High Voice At Counter (FPSKWHVAC): This bottle is free
Hiker: *waves hand* I can also have everything else.
FPSKWHVAC: You can also have everything else.
Hiker: *waves hand* Good Day
FPSKWHVAC: Good Day

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Of course.

On a side note...don't you like how in Nevada there is no tax on food?

Dude, I dig how there plain and simple, THERE IS NO STATE TAX!!!!!

I love this state. All those broke fools who spend their paychecks gambling are saving me money!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, I dig how there plain and simple, THERE IS NO STATE TAX!!!!!

I love this state. All those broke fools who spend their paychecks gambling are saving me money!

w00t

Originally posted by Captain Falcon
or rather

Hiker: *waves hand* This boottle is free
Fat Pubescent Spotty Kid With High Voice At Counter (FPSKWHVAC): This bottle is free
Hiker: *waves hand* I can also have everything else.
FPSKWHVAC: You can also have everything else.
Hiker: *waves hand* Good Day
FPAKWHVAC: Good Day
FPAKWHVAC . . . . no2

Originally posted by LanceWindu
w00t

We own, dude. We own. w00t

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
FPAKWHVAC . . . . no2 oops

Originally posted by Captain Falcon
oops

I didn't even realize you messed it up, still classic none the less.

fish sticks

Originally posted by BakaXero
fish sticks

Bologna Pops!

nugget?