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French Kiss
Okay..this might be kinda stupid, but post the things you said here that wern't supposed to, but sounded dirty, for example...

My Friend: "Kelly, hold my sucker for me when I go to the bathroom, and don't lick it!"

Ladyluck
I think there's already a thread like this ninja

French Kiss
There is? jawdrop I searched.... if there is the mods can close it....embarrasment bag

Mr. Bacon
i think so too

French Kiss
Some mod can close this one then...yes

Ronny
"i'm coming as fast as I can"

According to DarkC that can be taken two ways disgust

He's an impatient WoW player

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
"i'm coming as fast as I can"

According to DarkC that can be taken two ways disgust

He's an impatient WoW player
*indignant spluttering*

Ronny
Originally posted by DarkC
*indignant spluttering* schmoll

French Kiss
another,

"I'm going to induce you."

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
schmoll
No-no-no, that's my smilie. no expression

Ronny
Originally posted by DarkC
No-no-no, that's my smilie. no expression disgust STFU

Ronny
Originally posted by French Kiss
another,

"I'm going to induce you." British Invasion?

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
disgust STFU
*runs away sobbing*

French Kiss
confused

Induce dosn't mean a British Invasion..it means to make something happen sooner (I think) it sounds like seduce...

Ronny
I know big grin I was just saying something else that sounds dirty.

Ronny
Originally posted by DarkC
*runs away sobbing* *points and laughs*

French Kiss
Originally posted by Ronny
I know big grin I was just saying something else that sounds dirty.
-laughs nervously- I knew that...embarrasment

"These nuts are really hard..."

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
*points and laughs*
You always do that, dear. laughing

LanceWindu
I seem to have fed your beaver my sausage.

Ronny
Its cause I'm evil eek!

I was almost driven to computer game insanity today. I spent like 5 hours playing WoW and trying to get up to this guy with some flame thing and these stupid animals kept attacking my and the game is like "you cant go there cause you cant walk up vertical drops" and I shot the game then I went to go paly oblivion and more stuff started attacking me and my eyes started crossing, and I kept hitting dead things that were already dead just to make SURE they were dead cause it felt like they respawned right as i turned my back. Then this guy starts running into the cliff i was standing on so I was like "what the **** you doing you retard" so I threw fire at hima dn hes like "Dont attack me! im being assualted!"

Then before that i decided I really wanted to ride a horse even though I knew I'd be arrested. but i did it anyways and some gaurd came out of no where and is like "WTF BIITCH get off this dudes horse" and I resisted arrest and died...


My life is exciting shocking

DarkC
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040202l.gif

Ronny
hysterical

DarkC
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040329l.jpg

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by French Kiss
Okay..this might be kinda stupid, but post the things you said here that wern't supposed to, but sounded dirty, for example...

My Friend: "Kelly, hold my sucker for me when I go to the bathroom, and don't lick it!"

how did you do that font that is in the title

Sir SKEETS Alot
"Ready for your oral examination"...........shifty

French Kiss
^^lol


Morning Glory:
Just this text convertor on a website..nothing special...

Text Converter

Morning_Glory

Morning_Glory

French Kiss
you're welcome.

Leo.M
"Aw, is it hard?"

I was telling her that i wanted my gf to come over and she said that laughing

DarkC
Originally posted by Leo.M
"Aw, is it hard?"

I was telling her that i wanted my gf to come over and she said that laughing
Established quite a reputation for y'self, eh?

WrathfulDwarf

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