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Koala MeatPie
It was only a matter of time...
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Leo.M
Dear god no shock... Their really running out of ideas for movies now closedeyes
Ronny
I cant see it cause i have a gay computer... is it a real movie trailer?
Leo.M
You know Jack from the movie right? Yeah, well he comes back to life

Ronny
I saw it on Youtube

Theyre getting alot better at this clip mashup thing
Barker
That's So Fake

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
It was only a matter of time...
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why
Koala MeatPie
Of course its fake, best Fake trailer yet thought.
A.D. Skinner
That was so awesome !
Jacks Back !
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
why
Why did I read your one smiley post? firefirefireph Seriously, it's annoying and adds nothing to the thread.
Prabhodh
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Why did I read your one smiley post? firefirefireph Seriously, it's annoying and adds nothing to the thread.
how exactly does this post of yours add to the thread.
Syndicate_Lord
Anyone got a link to it from a site that I could watch it on?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Leo.M
Dear god no shock... Their really running out of ideas for movies now closedeyes not a real trailer, because i saw some Con Air scenes, and some Catch me if you Can scenes, and Titanic scenes
so no...fake
Syren
How come I can't see anything?
Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by Syren
How come I can't see anything?
Because I touch myself At night.
H. S. 6
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
It was only a matter of time...
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"We're gonna find this son of a b*tch and take him down."
Spawn_Master
Definatly fake..
In the movie, Jack DIED before he drifted off to the bottom of the ocean. Even if he does get frozen in ice, how is it possible that he get's brought back to life just by incubating him?
It's all fake..

Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Definatly fake..
In the movie, Jack DIED before he drifted off to the bottom of the ocean. Even if he does get frozen in ice, how is it possible that he get's brought back to life just by incubating him?
It's all fake..
"Warm Liquide Goo Phase* DUH.
Plus its HollyWood.
If they where able to bring back Hellen Ripley AND the Aliens out of skin fragments recovered fom molten lead 500 years later, they can certainly bring back somebody who was frozen 100 years later.

Spawn_Master
"Warm Liquid Goo Phase" Sounds kinda cheesy

Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
"Warm Liquid Goo Phase" Sounds kinda cheesy
They took from from Austin Powers.
Also some things from "the Fugative" "Catch me if you can" "basketBall Diaries" "The IceMan" and A Few other movies I can't but my finger on.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
They took from from Austin Powers.
Also some things from "the Fugative" "Catch me if you can" "basketBall Diaries" "The IceMan" and A Few other movies I can't but my finger on.
Shawshank Redemption as well.....
Search it on IMDB , its not real..
Koala MeatPie
Oh yeah Shawshank. With the tunnel, I will always remeber the Warden's face as he ripped off the poster

Syren
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Because I touch myself At night.
Ass, thanks for your help

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Definatly fake..
In the movie, Jack DIED before he drifted off to the bottom of the ocean. Even if he does get frozen in ice, how is it possible that he get's brought back to life just by incubating him?
It's all fake..
I hope that was sarcasm.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by H. S. 6
I hope that was sarcasm.

Maybe, Maybe not..

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Oh yeah Shawshank. With the tunnel, I will always remeber the Warden's face as he ripped off the poster
So Good, So Classic

AOR
Originally posted by Syren
Ass, thanks for your help

Did Syren Just Deny K.M.P?!?!?
checking the area for radiation from burn residue.....
Confirmed. A burn was detected, and K.M.P. was incinerated....
Vinny Valentine
Oh Oh OH The Hulk too.
Vinny Valentine
There are some things in there that I can't seem to figure out though.
The Titanic Musical, The "Rose is Dead Jack" Because that would have to been filmed, it is decraprio after all.
Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Titanic2Poster.jpg
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There are some things in there that I can't seem to figure out though.
The Titanic Musical, The "Rose is Dead Jack" Because that would have to been filmed, it is decraprio after all.
Notice the musical...the cardboard Titanic ship was obviously superimposed into the image, it's probably a musical from something entirely different.
Wolfie
This is the best phony trailer I've seen.

Mišt
ROFL! I'd watch it

Bloigen
I would actually watch that film.
They should make it real.
But make sure Jack dies at the end.
Then make a third one where he comes back as a robot.
In the year 3 million.
Yeah.
Mišt
And has a superpower where he can turn into a car, and drive around breaking the speed limit, and then crashes, BUT DOESNT GET HURTshock Then gets hired by the FBI to solve crimes. I'd watch it. Twice even.
Mišt
I'd watch it, then rewind it and return it to the video store afterwardsshock
Bloigen
I'd buy the DVD, then swap the DVD for a CD then eat the DVD then eat it then buy the video then wrap the tape around the CD and make love to it. shock
Mišt
Sounds like a good movie, I'd film it and sell it online to perverted old men for $16 an hourshock
Bloigen
I'd be one of those perverted old men. shock
I'd call myself "Lord Jeffrey Hubbaflubblybubbalicious". euro
Mišt
I'd give you discount of $15.98 because you watch it so frequentlyshock
Bloigen
I'd eat bullets through my ass.
Mišt
I'd subscribe with a premium account to watch thatw00t
Bloigen
I'd have drive-by arguments.
Mišt
I'd have the hot girls from McDonalds line up at the windows and have drive thru sex with them

Bloigen
Who?
Ronald MacDonald?
Mišt
No I meant McDonalds, the biggest franchise strip joint dodgy
Bloigen
Is that the one with the gigantic boob at the front door that eats people if they don't pay the admission fee of ajofnwopaeugn?
Mišt
No, thats Boobs R Us

McDonalds have the McBoobies, but boobs boobs boooobies

Mišt
I didnt say that did I?

Mišt
Well then, now we're talkingtongue_ss
Bloigen
Or typing. tongue_ss
Bloigen
Or eating shpainggetto. tongue_ss
Mišt
Or skipsdiskidsading while drinking a can of gasdsw232 upside downtongue_ss
Mišt
Geen

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FlocciNocciNeHiliPaFiliCation.

Mišt
Not rly

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Don't you dare argue with the FlocciNocciNeHiliPaFiliCation!
Captain REX
Wow.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
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