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an orginazation in new mexico says, and i quote, "there has been a dramatic rise in the number of illegal immigrants crossing the border into new mexico and texas."

i was like, "no, really?"

silly people stating the obvious

"We are out of Mayonaise"

"well the store has mayonaise"

righto....
"i feel sick."
"go to the doctor."

"My head hurts"
"what happened?"
"I hit it."

Meh not so much

or

"This sewer stinks"

"Life isn't fair."

*guy gets shot*

"AWww shit son! Are you okay?"

There is this joke, What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

"this food hasd mold on it"
"well, dont eat it"

Today my mom said to me.

"Would you like some non-alcoholic beer? There's no alcohol in it."

"Would You Like To Kiss Vinny?"
"I don't Know Would I?"
"I think You Would"
"Oh, Okay then"
"Well Get at it"
"Will Do"
"Okay Bye"
"Bye"

I've posted in this thread.

"Look up!"
"Where?"

i just posted too.

"Heads Up"

if you break your leg then don't come running to me

"If You Wanna Have Sex, Work For it"

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Would You Like To Kiss Vinny?"
"I don't Know Would I?"
"I think You Would"
"Oh, Okay then"
"Well Get at it"
"Will Do"
"Okay Bye"
"Bye" Vinny, please get professional help.

"Are you awake?"
"No."

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
"Are you awake?"
"No."