Kreia vs Yoda: Battle of Words.
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Revolver Ocelot
If Kreia were to debate Yoda on life, the galaxy, politics, ethics, the Force, etc. who would come on top?
Let the proverbial madness begin!
Jonathan Mark
Dear Lord...
Janus Marius
Kreia out-debates Yoda because she has knowledge of BOTH sides.
Great Vengeance
Lol...
I would say Yoda, because he is so damn condescending that Kreia would go insane and kill herself.
Revolver Ocelot
What's wrong? Both are proverbial, wise, and can boggle the hell out of you. I think it'll be a fun match.
Great Vengeance
Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
What's wrong? Both are proverbial, wise, and can boggle the hell out of you. I think it'll be a fun match.
Nothings wrong, this is an interesting thread.
Great Vengeance
I think Kreias sanity is a bit loose, so I dont think she would be able to withstand Yodas constant condescending behavior.
Jonathan Mark
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Great Vengeance
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
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Well she definately seems like the depressed type anyways...
Her mental health would be a crucial disadvantage in a debate against Yoda.
Antediluvian
Kreia destroys Yoda in a verbal arguement.
Yoda would be like "Lost this argument, you have!"
And Kreia?
"Ah Yoda, you have learned nothing." and she'd pwn him.
When it comes to linguistics, Kreia would curbstomp Yoda from what I've seen.
Jonathan Mark
I think it would be close in the end.
PuffyCheese
Seriously, who can argue with a green guy who reprimands beings 3 to 4 times his size?
Jonathan Mark
Originally posted by PuffyCheese
Seriously, who can argue with a green guy who reprimands beings 3 to 4 times his size?
So sayeth the member named after a type of food...
Prepare to be eaten.
Antediluvian
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
So sayeth the member named after a type of food...
Prepare to be eaten.
Pwnt.
PuffyCheese
lol. I shall escape the hungry mouths of the masses!!
tdtd
the crack addicted muppet would use his backwards dialogue or whatever you call it, and Kreia would kill herself..
IKC
Yoda doesn't seem all that wise to me.
"Huh. Here comes the chosen one on whose shoulders the balance of the Force rests. Upset he seems. Asks me he does about what he should do if someone close should die. Resists the Jedi restraints he often has, but I have the perfect answer: tell him I will to let go. See he will the knowledge and wisdom in my inane philosophy, which doesn't even teach him to help someone!"
tdtd
Yea I didn't like his answers to Anakin, it was him and the black man that forced the little girl down the path of the dark side.
Great Vengeance
Originally posted by IKC
Yoda doesn't seem all that wise to me.
"Huh. Here comes the chosen one on whose shoulders the balance of the Force rests. Upset he seems. Asks me he does about what he should do if someone close should die. Resists the Jedi restraints he often has, but I have the perfect answer: tell him I will to let go. See he will the knowledge and wisdom in my inane philosophy, which doesn't even teach him to help someone!"
Everything turned out well in the end yes?
Jonathan Mark
Originally posted by Great Vengeance
Everything turned out well in the end yes?
Oh yes... after the Jedi had been wiped out, the galaxy subjegated, millions killed ect...
Of course every turned out just fine... and it could have been avoided had Anakin "I'm an *******" Skywalker used his fekking head.
tdtd
Anakin was a massive tool
Antediluvian
Yoda was a tewl compared to Kreia.
Kreia had the extinction of the force at her fingertips.
All Yoda had was the spectation of the extinction of the Jedi.
tdtd
Yea but Yoda could flip around with his saber, Kreia couldn't Yoda PWNS!
IKC
Originally posted by Great Vengeance
Everything turned out well in the end yes?
Yeah. Because 20 years of brutal dictatorship and something like 15 more years of constant factionalism is just peachy.
tdtd
You didn't see the empire complain... Oh wait.
zephiel7
They are both semi crazy (j/k) and quite old.
Kreia is far more intelligent and perceptive but on the otherhand, Yoda has lived longer and seen more.
But when it comes down to things, I feel Kreia would out debate Yoda simply because she has more knowledge on BOTH sides of the force, has seen the "dark places of the galaxy," and has a greater grasp on the nature of moral ambiguity.
Revolver Ocelot
For a jedi it is time to eat as well! hm hm hm hm hm!
Everyone agree OT Yoda >>>>>> PT Yoda?
tdtd
No, PT Yoda was in his prime.
Revolver Ocelot
Not combat-wise.
I mean the character OT Yoda was better than the asshat in the PT.
Traya
Both had ****ed up philosophies. Like IKC mentioned, Yoda's idea of "letting go" is completely moronic...
Although OT Yoda was funny...
Faunus
Kreia = sux00rz. Kreia = pwnt. Hurrah for skillful debating!
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