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This is Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. The fight is purely a melee battle. Let's just say that Sephiroth's Masamune can withstand the cutting power of a lightsaber. Base the outcome on how they fought in their respective movies. If you haven't seen Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, you can download it at 'demonoid.com' or 'mininova.org', but you will need a program like bittorrent (I use Bitcomet and it seems by far the most efficient). It is a Japanese film with English subtitles, is probably by far the best animation I have seen, and the fight scenes are incredible, way better then those in the Star Wars films and comparable to the Matrix fightscenes.

Yoda kicks his ass.

Have you seen Advent Children?

Dude...

Not only is this against the rules, but Sephiroth would wipe his ass with Yoda.

*sigh*

With Seph's long sword it would be extremely difficult to hit Yoder at close range. Yoda fights like a little monkey muppet on crack. Seph moves pretty fast, but his pussy ass gets a saber shoved up it.

I take it you have yet to see Advent Children.

Anyways someone close this thread.

Uh, I saw some flashy sword fights, but Seph mainly had good range on his opponents and used it to his advantage. Sometimes he would enter sword locks, but that's about it.

Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
Uh, I saw some flashy sword fights, but Seph mainly had good range on his opponents and used it to his advantage. Sometimes he would enter sword locks, but that's about it.

I could argue this... but this thread is dead anyway.

Dude why are you so desperate for this thread to die.

It's against the rules. . .

Originally posted by hord06
Dude why are you so desperate for this thread to die.

1. It's a dumb thread.

2. As Faunus said it's against the rules.

I will never understand the fascination with Sephiroth.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I will never understand the fascination with Sephiroth.

He has a kick ass sword, looks cool, has insane powers and was made by the Japanese...

Well, from where I'm standing his sword is a katana *Whup de friggin do*, he looks Alucard's sister, I hated his backstory and the Japanese also made Ultraman, Godzilla, and tentacle rape. So yeah, I am not moved.

Considering in FF7 Sephiroth summoned a meteor that nearly annihiliated the planet he was living on, I would say that he would blast the opposition to oblivion.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Well, from where I'm standing his sword is a katana *Whup de friggin do*, he looks Alucard's sister, I hated his backstory and the Japanese also made Ultraman, Godzilla, and tentacle rape. So yeah, I am not moved.

I think his sword would best be classified as a oversized odachi.

Best of FF7: *spoilers*

1) Tifa's BOOBIES
2) Aeris dying lol
3) CG Cinematics (really looked cool in '97)
4) Red XIII
5) the Materia system.

Other than that, it really wasn't much better than the other 3D Final Fantasies. It was still a good game, but terribly overrated.

FF3 and Chrono Trigger >>> FF7.

Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
Best of FF7: *spoilers*

1) Tifa's BOOBIES
2) Aeris dying lol
3) CG Cinematics (really looked cool in '97)
4) Red XIII
5) the Materia system.

Other than that, it really wasn't much better than the other 3D Final Fantasies. It was still a good game, but terribly overrated.

FF3 and Chrono Trigger >>> FF7.

1. A game character? Who cares about pixles?
2. Whatever.
3. They sucked.
4. What is so cool about him?
5. I hated the Materia system.

Really the only thing I liked about FF7 was Sephiroth.

Naw, Sephiroth sucked.

Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
Best of FF7: *spoilers*

1) Tifa's BOOBIES
2) Aeris dying lol
3) CG Cinematics (really looked cool in '97)
4) Red XIII
5) the Materia system.

Other than that, it really wasn't much better than the other 3D Final Fantasies. It was still a good game, but terribly overrated.

FF3 and Chrono Trigger >>> FF7.

The best thing about FF 7 is that no one's forcing me to play it. That would be torture. But I do agree that FF 3 and Chrono Trigger WTFpwn FF 7 for better game overall, along with FF 2, FF 1, And FF Tactics.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
The best thing about FF 7 is that no one's forcing me to play it. That would be torture.

Lol Janus' private hell.

I was trying to think up some way to show my contempt for the FF series: Janus pretty much summed it up.

DEVIL: Janus! Welcome to hell! You thought you could flame my noob cousins and get away with it, huh?

JANUS: Holy shit... this had better be a NyQuil-induced hallucination...

DEVIL: Bwahahahaha! Guess what? There's no hot water here!

JANUS: OMG!

DEVIL: And the coffee is old!

JANUS: This is terrible...

DEVIL: Every day a dog will eat your eyeballs and crap on your face.

JANUS: You've got to be kidding me...

DEVIL: And you get a PlayStation, but it only comes with FF7!

JANUS: Noooooooooo!!!!!

Originally posted by Janus Marius
DEVIL: Janus! Welcome to hell! You thought you could flame my noob cousins and get away with it, huh?

JANUS: Holy shit... this had better be a NyQuil-induced hallucination...

DEVIL: Bwahahahaha! Guess what? There's no hot water here!

JANUS: OMG!

DEVIL: And the coffee is old!

JANUS: This is terrible...

DEVIL: Every day a dog will eat your eyeballs and crap on your face.

JANUS: You've got to be kidding me...

DEVIL: And you get a PlayStation, but it only comes with FF7!

JANUS: Noooooooooo!!!!!

LMAO!

Btw, here's Ultraman...

http://www.llevamecontulider.com/ultraman.jpg

Oh those Japanese... they make the COOLEST characters!

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Btw, here's Ultraman...

http://www.llevamecontulider.com/ultraman.jpg

Oh those Japanese... they make the COOLEST characters!

I was more or less trying to be funny with that post.

Ew.

So was I. But seriously, Ultraman is hilarious. He should become the new YTMND.com fad.

The Power Rangers would pwn him.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
So was I. But seriously, Ultraman is hilarious. He should become the new YTMND.com fad.

I've never actually seen him before. Is he anime character?

Originally posted by Faunus
The Power Rangers would pwn him.

GAH! Don't mention the hated words "Power Rangers*.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman

Originally posted by Janus Marius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman

Damn there's a wiki on everything.

Always check Wiki before you ask. It may have the answers.

Dude, Wiki is the ultimate kanon.

Yeah, W-kanon.

How does FF8 compare to the rest? I'm thinking of downloading it.

It's... alright. If you can handle Squall's emo.

Just stop playing halfway through the third disc. It had the worst plot twist in the history of mankind.

That's pretty bad.

Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
It's... alright. If you can handle Squall's emo.

Just stop playing halfway through the third disc. It had the worst plot twist in the history of mankind.

Squall isn't emo... he's just pessmesstic.

But yea that plot twist was horrid.

Squall is emo.

If I knew who the hell Squall was, I'd probably hate him, too. And no Wiki links! I'll cry if I find out who the hell he is. . .

Originally posted by Faunus
If I knew who the hell Squall was, I'd probably hate him, too. And no Wiki links! I'll cry if I find out who the hell he is. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squall_Leonheart

*doesn't look*

Originally posted by Faunus
*doesn't look*

*waves hand in Obi-Wan style* You will look.

Pfft, that shiznit doesn't work on me.

Really, I'm just trying to get a post in before this is closed.

Basically your typical Japanese girly man.

Here's my two cents....

Originally posted by zephiel7
Basically your typical Japanese girly man.

He has angst, dude. When was the last time someone had angst and wasn't emo?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
He has angst, dude. When was the last time someone had angst and wasn't emo?

Um... Torvus? He's a total pessmisst.

I'm a pessimist. But I'm not angsty. There's a difference.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I'm a pessimist. But I'm not angsty. There's a difference.

Ah well... Torvus is angsty and he hates emos. Claims they are people who tried to be goth and failed.

They did.

There should honestly be no thread about this. Sephiroth would kick the living hell out of Yoda.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=361813&highlight=Sephiroth

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=348997&highlight=Sephiroth

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=351519&highlight=Sephiroth

Wow it seems we have had multiple Sephiroth threads here.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Ah well... Torvus is angsty and he hates emos. Claims they are people who tried to be goth and failed.

Emos: If I want to cry I'd rather peel an onion.

Goths: Those I know are either emos with "dark romantical" attitude added, punks who have replaced all colors in their clothing by black or people who "tried to be metal-heads" and failed.

Still don't know which group is more pathetic...

Originally posted by Borbarad
Emos: If I want to cry I'd rather peel an onion.

Goths: Those I know are either emos with "dark romantical" attitude added, punks who have replaced all colors in their clothing by black or people who "tried to be metal-heads" and failed.

Still don't know which group is more pathetic...

This makes me sad... every personality group test I have taken lables me as a Goth. Of course I really don't consider myself one.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
This makes me sad... every personality group test I have taken lables me as a Goth.

Well...that might be a nice result. The last personality test I took labeled me a mixture of radical Zen Buddhist, I Ging philosopher and Cynic.

So if Alexander the Great's spirit visits me and asks me if he can do me a favor I'll possible give an answer like that:

"Destroy all your attachments to things outside yourself, accept changes because shit happens and stand out of my sunlight !"

Originally posted by Borbarad
Well...that might be a nice result. The last personality test I took labeled me a mixture of radical Zen Buddhist, I Ging philosopher and Cynic.

So if Alexander the Great's spirit visits me and asks me if he can do me a favor I'll possible give an answer like that:

"Destroy all your attachments to things outside yourself, accept changes because shit happens and stand out of my sunlight !"

A radical Zen Buddhist? You? Now that's hilarous. Anyways I don't put much stock into those online tests anyway.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
A radical Zen Buddhist? You? Now that's hilarous. Anyways I don't put much stock into those online tests anyway.

Depends. Radical Zen Buddhism basically works like this: Instead of seeing concepts outside of yourself, you must integrate these objects with your concept of self. This is hilarious in some situations when trying to fit me into the picture - on the other hand I do believe that a human being always stays a human being and should be treated like a human being - which is Zen to a certain extend.

Ah well...I'm mainly Cynic and that's the truth.

Are you very intrapersonal?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I will never understand the fascination with Sephiroth.

How did I miss this?

Closed.