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was sitting and remember holidays in years past.
A thirt of a yank customer reminded me of a special little town in the USA.
NEW HOPE, PA. actually close to Gundy Been there amish girl?
All those nice historical houses, cool shops, antiques and art stuff, everybody bought souvenires. Me, I bought cd`s.
Any other cool places around

let's see... you have the North Pole... the South Pole too ofcourse... Siberski...errr... Northern Scandinavia too, .... Alaska... North of Canada,...Greenland...

but you never been all here have you

not all of them, no

I have been to many nice places, some of the best were not far from me over in Ireland, it really is great over there.

Always wanted to go to Ireland, some nice pubs there

Yes I've been to New Hope. Lots of pretty places over there in Lancaster County...lots of Jakey Stoltfus's around.

Been to Strasburg, Intercourse and Blue Ball too !

I've never even above the Mason Dixon Line. The farthest West I've ever been is Houston. The farthest South is Orlando and the farthest East is North Carolina.

I'm about 10 miles north of the Mason-Dixon line. We run to Maryland for for liquor because its cheaper.

how much cheaper

At least $2 - $3 a bottle cheaper.

oh, cool. Cheaper cd`s too.

Just don't get caught bringing it back over the state line.

They don't exactly have lawn jockeys on the state line

No, but a friend of ours got spot-checked and they found half a case of booze in his trunk.

Been to Turkey a couple of times, France (Euuurgh sorry), Corfu, Maldives and Sri Lanka. Going to Ireland for next years "lads drinking weekend", quite looking forward to that.

"The Irish are the only men who would step over a naked woman on the floor to get to a pint of beer."

I saw that on a T-shirt somewhere.

Must have been one hell of a t-shirt! Did the person mind you staring at them the whole time you were reading that little nugget of information?

I am sure they would go back for the naked woman afterwards, though.

After last orders of course.

Well, obviously! They have to maintain some semblance of dignity.

To be sure.

I've been to Spain France Germany Italy Poland Russia and Tahiti.

Spain France Germany Italy Poland Russia and Tahiti? Wow! that's a long name for a country

Yup, Europe was all in one summer, a couple of weeks in each country, only 3 days in St. Petersburg

you can't say you saw whole Europe, nor that you saw a lot of it!

Yeah, we got one of those tour package type deals.
You could choose other countries, but my parents wanted to experience both West and East, go figure!

But I didn't care, just as long as we didn't go to that dump Belgium!

so you made an excellent choice! Never ever go there, please! We try to keep it Texas free!

Dont worry, we tough Texans dont like to leave our beloved Texas!
and when we do, we dont like to visit little sissy countries like Belgium!

so I'm safe overhere? thank the waffle!

I'm not sure where a cool place is. I'd have to say Big Sir National Forest or Sequoia National Forest. It's cool temperature wise and cool as in fun. I love all the gigantic trees.

I also like Arrowhead Ranch, where I went to OSS (outdoor science school) during the winter with the 6th grade in 2000. Not as cool as Big Sir or Sequoia though.

The Outer Banks of North Carolina are great. Cape Hatteras is beautiful.

Or do some vulcano-climbing...on an active one...

How wude.

*shocked*
you think I was talking to you? I wouldn't even DREAM about hurting you!

You'd throw me in the volcano and not think twice about it.

you're right, I won't even think about it once

cause we all know you cant think

becaue that's sooooooooo original

hey the truth is original

sure, ... now where did I left the sarcasm tags?

to the right

no, there is the scanner

so scan them then

*sigh*
you can't scan them!

Sure you can, it's easy!

*scans sarcasm tag*

It's easy! Simple as pie!

(Why won't this stupid sarcasm tag scan!?)

so, post it as proof

Post what as proof? That I'm being sarcastic?

the sarcasm tags!

*shoves them in Yerssot's face*

You have them!

I don't think there is such a thing as sarcasm tags. Its all implied.

like Yers brain

what's this than?
sarcasm ahead: this is sarcasm

wrong button finti, that's a smilie

impressive, most impressive... for a earthling...

you will find us full of surprises

you're full of candy???

no I am full of shit just had to

well, than I know a Norwegian wich I won't cut open to see what's in it

not that kind off shit

you have different kinds of them???

there are, the physical kind and mental kind just to mention some, others musical kind etc....

Well I just don't like those sarcasm tags.

well, you can always ask to change them...

we dont ask we do

nice places...DISNEYLAND DISNEYLAND DISNEYLAND DISNEYLAND; WOOOOO

well...I enjoyed the Cook Islands near New Zealand...and Australia...and the pride of Lancashire, Blackburn

Yes, Disneyland rules. I have Year passes.

Woohoo Star Tours!