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I have an Xbox 360

My Penis is 7.1 inches.

I have a larg - oh shit. KMP beat me to it.

Im cooler than you

I'm god

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME

I have the greatest daughter in the whole world

I have Sex With my self every night.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I have the greatest daughter in the whole world
*runs off sobbing*










I'm sixteen and I already want a daughter.

wait......trust me....wait

Originally posted by Spartan005
I'm god

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME

I'm a "gnostic athiest" - rationalist.

Therefore you are now dead, if you ever existed.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'm agnostic rationalist.

Therefore you are now dead, if you ever existed.
My shit stinks much better than yours.

This thread:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t400272.html

I fold toilet paper up instead of wadding it.

I can chew gum and walk at the same time. leftright

Originally posted by DarkC
My shit stinks much better than yours.

I was actually going to post that exact line before

My shit stinks right down through the floor.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am so manly that I have more facial hair right after I shave.
Uh. reeve

I'm so manly that I eat my Cocoa Puffs without milk

Im so manly I have 3 penises, one for sex, one for peeing and one to slap you in the face.

Originally posted by DarkC
Uh. reeve

http://alphabetofmanliness.com/?u=about

I'm so manly that I take estrogen pills

I just farted

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I just farted

I can't smell it.

i can....and its pretty bad

I have a 32 foot Carver (a boat)

My shit can kick people in the balls before retreating to the toilet.

hysterical

My sperm can punch through a brick wall and the 2004-2005 New England Patriots defensive line.

OMG

I can reach the toilet from 18 feet away (if you know what I mean)

I don't have to ask Jeeves. Jeeves asks me.

Only people as worthy as me are entitled to an opinion.... but no one's worthy.... so I win

i have gas

i got skills that kills that pay the bills.

I'm going to go see Tool in Toronto, Canada, for free lol

My father is a gay priest.

I just made a new sig that even Chuck Norris approved

I approve of Chuck Norris!

I approve the approval of Chuck Norris

I approve the approval of the approval of . . . . . . . . blowup

I have my own range of smilies mist mistpirate mistcaptain mistnonemistshowoff

I am in discomfort due to the recent insertion of a metal ring through my lip.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I am in discomfort due to the recent insertion of a metal ring through my lip.

This ring you speak of . . . does it glow of Elvish writing when you hold it up to flame? scared

I know how to breathe ,so I win!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This ring you speak of . . . does it glow of Elvish writing when you hold it up to flame? scared
Indeed, I believe it may very well do. I was using it for a night light whilst slumbering.

I was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in the face and lived to tell about it.

I made this thread

I'm seeing TOOL 2 nights in a row

once in detriot
and once in toronto (fo' free)

oh god,another wildest sexual fantasy thread.

i just farted so hard i popped my back

I have better pills than anyone!

if you see this,check your pm box fairy.

i can legally drink in one year

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
i can legally drink in one year

How is that something to brag about? If that's all you got you have a very sad life. I weep for you.cry

Originally posted by KharmaDog
How is that something to brag about? If that's all you got you have a very sad life. I weep for you.cry

go ahead!! i like it when grown men cry for me.

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
go ahead!! i like it when grown men cry for me. eww shock

I saw Alex naked shock
And survived...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
eww shock

yeah i know its disgusting when men cry

hah a jk its ok to cry

i am getting an apt this fall!!!! woot woot!

CaptainClaudia got banned, and I didn't! hysterical

Cut back on the insults or you can get a one way ticket!

ok ok fine.............but its just soo easy to make fun of th ...but ill cut back.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
so does mine!!

I'm retarded

I'm a good shot with a gun.

I've never broken a bone

Nor have I.

I gave a guy four stitches and a bloody head. That was hilarious after I realized that he was okay.

I can eat 18 hamburgers from White Castle

I am New yorks best knower of Ultimate Spiderman AND...




























































































Friday is my birthday.

I expect a thread.

i have Lana in my bed... and she is definately happy

I'm better that you

I'm better than everyone

^ I'm on every beutiful persons buddy list.

Originally posted by Spartan005
I'm better than everyone

But because I truly am no one (I blend into walls), I most certainly can be better than you.

I must be ugly...

I'm well endowed.

I'm lying on PandoraMomo's bed

boobs

I've got a talent for drawing.

I have more money than Bill Gates.

I love that smilie

this is my girlfriend

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/9532/10023798106506f1te.th.jpg

Dude you wish I was

I own 6 video game consoles.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Dude you wish I was you wish i wish you were

*cough* luckybastard *cough*

Spartan 14 posts away... Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you wish i wish you were I wish you'd shut the hell up with this.

Originally posted by Spartan005
*cough* luckybastard *cough* w00tOriginally posted by Spideys Sister
Spartan 14 posts away... I wish you'd shut the hell up with this. mhm

13 posts away...

No ten.

I am 6' 4 1/2"

Damn hot tall guys... you are hot right?

i got the 100th post

Well I got the 101st post

That's not fair Impediment. Damn being 5' 4 1/4".

I'm helluva proud of that quarter inch.

Here's what makes me the best bragger!


























































































I have Boobs!!! HA!

Damn, she's right

I have a stack of porn almost as tall as me.

Who doesn't?

Not magazines.............DVDs!

Damn you....

I hate you impediment....

clapping] Yay me!!!!

i get to make out with this


http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3580/jjajo3ii.jpg

I get to play with dd boobs..
my own, of course

proof?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
proof?
Members Picture Thread.

Originally posted by DarkC
Members Picture Thread. *skips to thread*

I own over 400 DVDs. Not including porn.

i work at a movie theater and get to see movies for free

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i work at a movie theater and get to see movies for free
cry

I'd love to work at a theater.

oh! i also got paid to watch Episode 3 12 hours b4 it came out and in an empty theater...

Episode 1= shitshitshit

Episode 2= shitshitshit

Episode 3= shitshitshit

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
oh! i also got paid to watch Episode 3 12 hours b4 it came out and in an empty theater...
What the f*ck!!!
Please make love to me.








Anyways, to be serious.....how'd you do that?

my theater doesnt have digital projection, and we were getting prints up to 2 hours before midnight. so once they are set up, we have to screen the show to make sure there are no scratches or irregularities, and since we were running low on time, my boss knew i would love to watch it so he told me to watch it b4 it got busy, to make sure nothing was wrong

You lucky woman!



I really want to work at a theatre now. I haven't been to one in about a year.

My friends Grandmother works at a theatre, so whenever I want to go to the movies I'll call him up and we'll watch as many movies as we want for free.

Originally posted by DarkC
What the f*ck!!!
Please make love to me.








Anyways, to be serious.....how'd you do that?

I nearly killed her over that one, when she called me up saying "guess what I'm watching now!!!"

teehheeee.. one of my prouder moments

i have the best bed ever

You do indeed.

I have no attention span at all.

I'm male

I have boobs

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
My Penis is 7.1 inches.

My penis is 7.2 inches!

OWNED!

Uh, I also own an Xbox 360.... and I already have the DVD of the American release of Advent Children (well, I rented it, I could buy it if I wanted).

I'm 25% Irish

My penis is 7.3 inches so I win

im half italian, half irish, all attitude

I made this thread dance

I can close this thread.

Damn

I'm Japanese ii

i can close threads in another forum lead by Lana?

Yo tengo un gato en mi pantolones

i can't speak Japanese 1234

tu mama trabajaba la esquina

Yo fui a la fiesta anoche y tuve much divertido

(eh, i give)

i have the attention span of a goldfish with adhd thats on crack

i don't understand you 4321

Cool

I'm bored out of my mind

I can close threads in my forums on here....

my fish tank is filled with bleach water

My fish died