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The rules are:

1. Pick a super hero (i.e. Superman)

2. Make a line (i.e. care to find out what the "S" stands for?"

3. Keep it clean (no pornography or lude comments.)

I'd like this to stay as clean as possible for as long as possible so it can stay on for a while.

I'm Juggernaut......





What do you think of that?

Hi! I'm Batman. Woof.

Excuse me! Have you seen my amulet?
(you're wearing it)
Yes I am. - Darkhawk.

(He's 16 what the heck do you want from him?)

Nightcrawler

"what tail???"

Originally posted by King KAM
Nightcrawler

"what tail???"

LMAO... this is strange...

Mr. Fantastic, "I know what you're wondering. And the answer is yes, yes it does." naughty

The Human Torch, "Is it hot in here, or is it just ME?"

Guardian (with Puck), "My little 'friend' is happy to see you."

Wonder Man, "How about some alcohol?"

Dr. Druid, "You are getting very sleepy."

Iron Man, "Don't worry -- I brought protection."

Black Knight, "Shall I unsheate my sword fair maiden?"

Hawkeye, "I've got the arrow if you've got the bullseye!"

Starfox, "Bring any penicillin?"

Reed Richards, "Want to find out why Sue calls me Mister Fantastic?"

Giant Man, "Wanna see me grow?"

Ben Grimm - Yes, It's rock everywhere.

Hulk. "Wanna see me when I'm angry?"

Thor. "Tis fireworks thou art after? Well then..."

Silver Surfer. "Behold the power cosmic!"

Spider-Man. "Don't worry, that ain't web fluid."

And only because it popped into my mind: imagine that Climactic Moment with the Invisible Woman, what you're gonna see.

This has some good ones.

Elongated Man: "Honey, people don't call methe elongated man for nothing..."

Dr. Light. "Why the hell do I need consent?"

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This has some good ones.



Yellow Jacket - "I hit her...... B!tch deserved it!"

Zap Brannigan - "If i told you you had a beautiful body....... would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This has some good ones.

That's it. Thread should be closed.

Originally posted by Mindship
That's it. Thread should be closed.

Should be and will be are two very different things.

Wolverine: "snikt..., you made me pop something, but it sure wasn't a claw!"

hydroman : yes, i am aware there is a leek coming out of that place, and no, i'm not using any of my powers

The Thing big all over

Blackbolt : "........................"

Doop: "I'm Galactus' left testicle, you know."

Spider-Man: "Wanna do it on the ceiling?"

Longshot: "Don't even bother resisting. I always get lucky."

The Tick: "My costume never comes off, but it's like a built-in condom."

The Tick: "Wanna spoon??"

He-Man: "By the power of Greyskull, I Am Horny!"

Captain Marvel(Shazam) - Gee whiz ma'am. Are you sure you can handle the strength of Hercules and the power of Zeus? You can! Then hop on and ride the lightning.

Flash - I've already had you. You just don't know it yet.

Wonder Woman - How do you feel about ropes?

Martian Manhunter - I'm every man you've ever wanted.

Multiple Man - There's enough of me to go around.

Ant Man - I can also grow!

Carnage - Hey baby! (slices her throat) Oops.

Ghost Rider - Have you ever been with a biker from hell?

Beast - Hi! I'm a Beast in bed.

sleepwalker soaring above bed with wife and himself :
Oh, shhh, i guess i fell asleep again, but how about doin'
it with a ghost baby ?

Originally posted by Scarlet_Spidey
sleepwalker soaring above bed with wife and himself :
Oh, shhh, i guess i fell asleep again, but how about doin'
it with a ghost baby ?

That is the first reference I've heard about Sleepwalker in any of these threads. He could have shown up anywhere and when does he come up? In a pick up line.

Bullseye - I never miss my mark. If you know what I mean.

Hulk - ME HULK AM HORNY! (I actually think that's an exact quote)

Captain America - In my early years I beat the Nazi's. When I joined the Avengers I beat Ultron. Last week I beat the Whirlwind. Care to be the first to beat me?

Robin - I'm Batman's boytoy. Where are you going?

Cyborg - 1/2 machine and all man. If you know what I mean

HeMan - This isn't my only sword.

i got a good one....

Venom.....*shows his tongue*.....

Canage - my symbiote can form just about anything.

Iron Man - drunkGet over here! Do you have any idea who I am? (hicc) I'm mother f*&&*ng Iron Man! You don't leave Iron Man! Iron Man leaves you! Ingrate. (hicc)

Whirlwind - You spin me right round baby right round!

Mole Man - It's not the size that counts! Hey! I'm talking to you!

Terror Inc - I tear eyes out of corpses and put them in my empty socket do you want to make love?

Rhino: "they say rhinos horn is an aphrodisiac, and i got lots of horn baby" (She still leaves him.)

Originally posted by outarddwarf
Rhino: "they say rhinos horn is an aphrodisiac, and i got lots of horn baby" (She still leaves him.) nah, she knocks him out first, then leaves