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One things kids like
Is to be tricked
For instance
I was going to take my little nephew to disney land
But instead i took him to a old burnt down wearhouse
Oh know i said,
Disney land burnt down
He cried and cried
But i think deep down, he thought it was a a pretty good joke
I started to drive over to the real disnet land
But it was getting pretty late.



SNL anyone?

Thats sad and funny

Originally posted by taft
One things kids like
Is to be tricked
For instance
I was going to take my little nephew to disney land
But instead i took him to a old burnt down wearhouse
Oh know i said,
Disney land burnt down
He cried and cried
But i think deep down, he thought it was a a pretty good joke
I started to drive over to the real disnet land
But it was getting pretty late.



SNL anyone?
You're an *******

Originally posted by MASTERdeBATER
You're an *******

its from SNL....

Originally posted by taft
its from SNL....
I know

Originally posted by MASTERdeBATER
I know

EYE SEA

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Yup.

Originally posted by taft
One things kids like
Is to be tricked
For instance
I was going to take my little nephew to disney land
But instead i took him to a old burnt down wearhouse
Oh know i said,
Disney land burnt down
He cried and cried
But i think deep down, he thought it was a a pretty good joke
I started to drive over to the real disnet land
But it was getting pretty late.



SNL anyone?

That's nice.

Originally posted by taft
One things kids like
Is to be tricked
For instance
I was going to take my little nephew to disney land
But instead i took him to a old burnt down wearhouse
Oh know i said,
Disney land burnt down
He cried and cried
But i think deep down, he thought it was a a pretty good joke
I started to drive over to the real disnet land
But it was getting pretty late.



SNL anyone?

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

http://marge.uvm.edu/Sdempse/wave/Misc/handy/eyecontact.wav

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

http://marge.uvm.edu/Sdempse/wave/Misc/handy/deerhorns.wav