So tonight at my local Blockbuster video . . . .

. . . . I heard the clerk say to someone, "Back already?" I looked up to see a giant woman walk in, she could have been a line backer for the Pitsburgh Steelers, and she goes, "Yeah, I'm returning this movie. I can't finish it. It's a bit too much to be seen." And I looked over, and she was returning Brokeback Mountain."

So, I'm all, "Yeah, I whinced when the two guys started getting it on, but damn, it was such a great love story."

And she goes, "Yeah well, I didn't need to see that. They could have kept it to themselves."

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She got OWNED.

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
. . . . I heard the clerk say to someone, "Back already?" I looked up to see a giant woman walk in, she could have been a line backer for the Pitsburgh Steelers, and she goes, "Yeah, I'm returning this movie. I can't finish it. It's a bit too much to be seen." And I looked over, and she was returning Brokeback Mountain."

So, I'm all, "Yeah, I whinced when the two guys started getting it on, but damn, it was such a great love story."

And she goes, "Yeah well, I didn't need to see that. They could have kept it to themselves."

😆

She got OWNED.

What does she expect from a gay cowboy movie? 😆

Originally posted by LanceWindu
What does she expect from a gay cowboy movie? 😆

Exactly, and the clerk was like, "But it's a movie about forbidden love." And the lady goes, "Well, they should have kept it that way."

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Exactly, and the clerk was like, "But it's a movie about forbidden love." And the lady goes, "Well, they should have kept it that way."

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Ignorant biatch. 😂

Originally posted by DanZeke25
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OWW!

Originally posted by DanZeke25
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Oh holy **** that looks painful.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
. . . . I heard the clerk say to someone, "Back already?" I looked up to see a giant woman walk in, she could have been a line backer for the Pitsburgh Steelers, and she goes, "Yeah, I'm returning this movie. I can't finish it. It's a bit too much to be seen." And I looked over, and she was returning Brokeback Mountain."

So, I'm all, "Yeah, I whinced when the two guys started getting it on, but damn, it was such a great love story."

And she goes, "Yeah well, I didn't need to see that. They could have kept it to themselves."

😆

She got OWNED.

😘 I dont wanna see this movie

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😘 I dont wanna see this movie

Dude, it's really not all that bad, except for the part where Heath Ledger slurps up his load off Jake Gyllenhal's back and then spreads it on a piece of toast. 😂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, it's really not all that bad, except for the part where Heath Ledger slurps up his load off Jake Gyllenhal's back and then spreads it on a piece of toast. 😂

😘 Thats ****ing sick man!

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😘 Thats ****ing sick man!

Dude, blame Ang Lee, I'm just the messenger. 😬

Wha? The two guys have sex in it?

Uh yea Black read the previous posts lol its pretty self explanatory.

Anyway, that guy licks up his spooge off the other guys back and puts it on toast?!?1 OMFG

Originally posted by DanZeke25
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ouch!!! 😖

Wimp.com

I've seen that movie before, thats only half of it too, you see some of before she eats the ground they are all laughing and having a good time then that dude just pwns her.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I looked up to see a giant woman walk in, she could have been a line backer for the Pitsburgh Steelers

😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
. . . . I heard the clerk say to someone, "Back already?" I looked up to see a giant woman walk in, she could have been a line backer for the Pitsburgh Steelers, and she goes, "Yeah, I'm returning this movie. I can't finish it. It's a bit too much to be seen." And I looked over, and she was returning Brokeback Mountain."

So, I'm all, "Yeah, I whinced when the two guys started getting it on, but damn, it was such a great love story."

And she goes, "Yeah well, I didn't need to see that. They could have kept it to themselves."

😆

She got OWNED.