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everything is cooler than Jesus



even Jesus

-JESUS CHRIST!!

-WHAT!

-GET THE ESCALADE WERE OUTTA HERE!

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
-JESUS CHRIST!!

-WHAT!

-GET THE ESCALADE WERE OUTTA HERE!

Classic

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
everything is cooler than Jesus



even Jesus am funny, right? cry

my family guy quote owned you

Family Guy ownz everything.

Jeez, the 2 "Christian kids" look crazy.

I found this part hilarious:

Can the Xbox 360 turn water into wine?
Can the Xbox 360 fly?
Can the Xbox 360 burn millions of people in Hell because they don't accept it as their Lord and Personal Savior?
Can the Xbox 360 endure a virgin birth?
Can the Xbox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it?
Can the Xbox 360 walk on water? Oh heck! I bet it doesn't even float!
Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50 ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?
Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I'm sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn't going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn't going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!
Can the Xbox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all expenses paid trip to Heaven - and even throw in a free Mansion with a driveway made of solid gold?
Can the Xbox 360 lead a REAL army of Godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter millions of people until the Earth is covered with flesh and blood?

Jesus can save my soul.

Xbox 360 can save my games.

It's a win-win babeh! w00t

w00t lets see.. I can touch an Xbox 360... play with it... kiss it... make sweet gamin love to it.


So yes. The X box is cooler then the easter bunny...







woops I ment Jesus... see ... i get those two mixed up...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Jesus can save my soul.

Xbox 360 can save my games.

It's a win-win babeh! w00t it is the truth

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
Family Guy ownz everything.

Except South Park.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Except South Park. well they both r good

XBox 360>Satan>Jesus

Originally posted by BackFire
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html Is the OTF now an on-topic forum? It's getting more and threads that are 'on-topic'. ?I just don't like this in my new thread home.

Originally posted by Impediment
XBox 360>Satan>Jesus

Chuck Norris>DanZeke25>all

Save Me JEEBUS!!!! SAVE US!!!!

^ Yes.

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
Family Guy ownz everything. what about American Dad?

Jesus can save me from an eternity of misery.
My Xbox can save me from an afternoon of misery.
I'll take the short term option at the moment.