Happy Birthday Maynard!
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Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday Alex.
I will send the Striper's over ASAP
Party in his pants shock Everyones Invited.
DarkC
Happy 18th.
It's legal now, eh.
rickyduck
hey! I get to make thread in UK time! disgust
J/k! Happy birthday! w00t
ROYALGUARD
i can set you/maynard/alex up with $2000 call-girl... at my expense.
dont be humble/shy just take it.
*Georgina_A*
Happy birthday lovely =) xx
Revernd Maynard
so....my birthday is tomorrow
awkward
LanceWindu
*waits until tomorrow*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday Alex.
I will send the Striper's over ASAP
Party in his pants shock Everyones Invited. there's a party in my pants every night
but those are exclusive,
tonight and tomorrow, everyone can get in
just pm me

Thorinn
happybday
psstTool sux icon5_2
just kidding they rock mistw00t
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Thorinn
happybday
psstTool sux icon5_2
just kidding they rock mistw00t You're a lucky one.
Zatch
Alex will fall....soon.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
Alex will fall....soon. *trips*
AH PISS
Bloigen
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*waits until tomorrow*
Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday w00t
Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*trips*
AH PISS such a smart ass are we?
Mr. Bacon
*wait 6.5 more hours*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
such a smart ass are we? Are we?
Thorinn
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday don't eat that, it might have spit on it.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*wait 6.5 more hours*
Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Are we? nothing, someone of your stature wouldn't understand.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
nothing, someone of your stature wouldn't understand. you mean.......because i have a enormous penis, i wouldn't understand?
Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you mean.......because i have a enormous penis, i wouldn't understand? no I have an enormous penis and I understand it.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
no I have an enormous penis and I understand it.

Revernd Maynard
presents

Revernd Maynard
19 more min untill my birthday
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
19 more min untill my birthday
Its almost 1 here.
You are having a birthday! In the Future!
Ladyluck
*decides to wait 15 more minutes*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its almost 1 here.
You are having a birthday! In the Future! this land......its so....bright and scary
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*decides to wait 15 more minutes* 14

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
14
12

Revernd Maynard
still 12 fear
Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fhfhf.jpg
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fhfhf.jpg the big 1 8
Mr. Bacon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYNARD!
Mr. Bacon
im older

Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday!!!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYNARD! I love you w00t
Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion
Cake?

birthday
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion
Cake?

birthday HOw did you know green was my favorite color?
Def!!!!!
kisses
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion
Cake?

birthday
2 Minutes Late.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
2 Minutes Late.

Quiet, You.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
HOw did you know green was my favorite color?
Def!!!!!
kisses
I had a hunch.
w00t
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
2 Minutes Late.
Shut up. schmoll
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I had a hunch.
w00t
Shut up. schmoll w00t
Vinny Valentine
mwahaha
Time for Maynards 18 Birthday Spankings

LanceWindu
Still 3 more hours my time.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha
Time for Maynards 18 Birthday Spankings

w00tOriginally posted by LanceWindu
Still 3 more hours my time.

When you see ben franklen, tell him i'm 18
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
w00t When you see ben franklen, tell him i'm 18
I don't know a Ben Franklen, but Ben Franklin might want to know.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I don't know a Ben Franklen, but Ben Franklin might want to know. How did i know you were going to jump all over the one time i'm too lazy to edit
YOU BASTARD

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
How did i know you were going to jump all over the one time i'm too lazy to edit
YOU BASTARD

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu

this is the worst birthday ever
or three hours untill my birthday ever
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this is the worst birthday ever
or three hours untill my birthday ever
You're upset I won't put out?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're upset I won't put out? a little
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
a little
Deal with it.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Deal with it.

*deals with it*

Originally posted by Ladyluck

oh baby, heres my way to deal with it
*makes out with lea*
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*deals with it*

oh baby, heres my way to deal with it
*makes out with lea*
Got some. w00t
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Got some. w00t Hey, me too!

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Hey, me too!
Sweet.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Sweet.

I know

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I know
w00t
Revernd Maynard
so you wanna go out with me?
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*deals with it*
Good.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
so you wanna go out with me?
No

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Good.

so.....do you wanna go make out?
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
so.....do you wanna go make out?
No.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sure, and while we're at it, i can buy you some hotpants. Hotpants naughty
Duhhhhhhhhh okay crazy
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Duhhhhhhhhh okay crazy

Ladyluck
Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're so... Naked. shock
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ladyluck
You're so... Naked. shock
My KMC profile reflects how I currently am.
No, not naked. Empty.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
My KMC profile reflects how I currently am.
No, not naked. Empty. EMMOOOOOOOOOOO
Ladyluck
Aww

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
EMMOOOOOOOOOOO
lol
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
EMMOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black.
Emo just means emotional.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black.

then whats all that black hair dye doing in your pocket
and those skid marks on your wrists?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Emo just means emotional.
That's what they want you to think, then you look at their MySpace profiles and they all have dyed black hair covering half of their face, the guys are making out with guys *coughAlexcough*, and they are always talking about suicide.

Emo = sheep following a gay trend.
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
then whats all that black hair dye doing in your pocket
and those skid marks on your wrists?
Figments of your imagination.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
That's what they want you to think, then you look at their MySpace profiles and they all have dyed black hair covering half of their face, the guys are making out with guys *coughAlexcough*, and they are always talking about suicide.

Emo = sheep following a gay trend.
Figments of your imagination. *hasn't talked about suicide, hasn't cut its wrists*

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*hasn't talked about suicide, hasn't cut its wrists*
Oh, and they all listen to the same shitty music.
Which means Maynard, and I are not Emo.
Leo.M
Happy birthday Alex cake
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh, and they all listen to the same shitty music.
Which means Maynard, and I are not Emo. Boo yeah
music ownsOriginally posted by Leo.M
Happy birthday Alex cake hey thanks a lot, guy.
Valharu
Happy Birthday Maynard

BlackSunshine
ok now I feel like a B!TCH!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!!
happybday
Piggle Humsy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/PiggleHumsy/Happy-Birthday3.gif
love_079

Tired Hiker
Happy, happy birthday! I hope you have the best time of your life.

Vinny Valentine
Lets do what that Axe Commerical Does To that Guy, To Alex!
*Starts Spraying axe all over Maynard*
Attack Girls !
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Lets do what that Axe Commerical Does To that Guy, To Alex!
*Starts Spraying axe all over Maynard*
Attack Girls !
Dude! That's the wrong Axe! You just sprayed him with the version that attracts terminally ill cats. (thank you Family Guy).
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Dude! That's the wrong Axe! You just sprayed him with the version that attracts terminally ill cats. (thank you Family Guy).
That was the Point, That whore can stay away from my girls now glare
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/PiggleHumsy/Happy-Birthday3.gif
love_079

w00t
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That was the Point, That whore can stay away from my girls now glare

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
happybday
psstTool sux icon5_2
just kidding they rock mistw00t
*charges $4 for the use of mistw00t* mistnone
Happy Birthdaymistw00t
sweetness
Happy Birthday Mr.Maynard!!!!!!!
K.Diddy
tohsw00t Happy Birthday Maynard
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