Happy Birthday Maynard!

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Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday Alex.

I will send the Striper's over ASAP raver


Party in his pants shock Everyones Invited.

DarkC
Happy 18th.


It's legal now, eh.

rickyduck
hey! I get to make thread in UK time! disgust































J/k! Happy birthday! w00t

ROYALGUARD
i can set you/maynard/alex up with $2000 call-girl... at my expense.

dont be humble/shy just take it.

*Georgina_A*
Happy birthday lovely =) xx

Revernd Maynard
so....my birthday is tomorrow


awkward

LanceWindu
*waits until tomorrow*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday Alex.

I will send the Striper's over ASAP raver


Party in his pants shock Everyones Invited. there's a party in my pants every night

but those are exclusive,

tonight and tomorrow, everyone can get in


just pm me shifty

Thorinn
happybday


psstTool sux icon5_2







just kidding they rock mistw00t

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Thorinn
happybday


psstTool sux icon5_2







just kidding they rock mistw00t You're a lucky one.

Zatch
Alex will fall....soon.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
Alex will fall....soon. *trips*


AH PISS

Bloigen
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*waits until tomorrow*

Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday w00t

Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*trips*


AH PISS such a smart ass are we?

Mr. Bacon
*wait 6.5 more hours*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
such a smart ass are we? Are we?

Thorinn
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
one of my complimentary cakes bday don't eat that, it might have spit on it.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*wait 6.5 more hours*

Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Are we? nothing, someone of your stature wouldn't understand.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
nothing, someone of your stature wouldn't understand. you mean.......because i have a enormous penis, i wouldn't understand?

Zatch
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you mean.......because i have a enormous penis, i wouldn't understand? no I have an enormous penis and I understand it.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Zatch
no I have an enormous penis and I understand it. What the f**k?

Revernd Maynard
presents no expression

Vinny Valentine
Birthday!

Revernd Maynard
19 more min untill my birthday

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
19 more min untill my birthday

Its almost 1 here.

You are having a birthday! In the Future!

Ladyluck
*decides to wait 15 more minutes*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its almost 1 here.

You are having a birthday! In the Future! this land......its so....bright and scary

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*decides to wait 15 more minutes* 14 stick out tongue

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
14 stick out tongue

12 ninja

Revernd Maynard
still 12 fear

Vinny Valentine
11

Vinny Valentine
9

Revernd Maynard
8

Vinny Valentine
7

Revernd Maynard
6

Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fhfhf.jpg

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fhfhf.jpg the big 1 8

Mr. Bacon
2

Vinny Valentine
1!!!!!

Mr. Bacon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYNARD!

Revernd Maynard
w00t

Mr. Bacon
im older
ninja

Vinny Valentine
Happy Birthday!!!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYNARD! I love you w00t

Mr. Bacon
i know

Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion

Cake? eek! birthday

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion

Cake? eek! birthday HOw did you know green was my favorite color? eek!

Def!!!!!


kisses

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Happy Birthday Alex!!! hug passion

Cake? eek! birthday

2 Minutes Late.

mad

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
2 Minutes Late.

mad Quiet, You.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
HOw did you know green was my favorite color? eek!

Def!!!!!


kisses

I had a hunch. happy



w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
2 Minutes Late.

mad

Shut up. schmoll

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I had a hunch. happy



w00t



Shut up. schmoll w00t

Vinny Valentine
mwahaha

happy

Time for Maynards 18 Birthday Spankings shifty

LanceWindu
Still 3 more hours my time. no expression

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha

happy

Time for Maynards 18 Birthday Spankings shifty w00tOriginally posted by LanceWindu
Still 3 more hours my time. no expression When you see ben franklen, tell him i'm 18

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
w00t When you see ben franklen, tell him i'm 18

I don't know a Ben Franklen, but Ben Franklin might want to know.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I don't know a Ben Franklen, but Ben Franklin might want to know. How did i know you were going to jump all over the one time i'm too lazy to edit

YOU BASTARD mad

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
How did i know you were going to jump all over the one time i'm too lazy to edit

YOU BASTARD mad

no expression

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
no expression this is the worst birthday ever


or three hours untill my birthday ever

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this is the worst birthday ever


or three hours untill my birthday ever

You're upset I won't put out?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're upset I won't put out? a little

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
a little

Deal with it. no expression

Ladyluck
eek!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Deal with it. no expression *deals with it* no expressionOriginally posted by Ladyluck
eek! oh baby, heres my way to deal with it

*makes out with lea*

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*deals with it* no expression oh baby, heres my way to deal with it

*makes out with lea*

Got some. w00t

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Got some. w00t Hey, me too! eek!

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Hey, me too! eek!

Sweet. eek!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Sweet. eek! I know eek!

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I know eek!

w00t

Revernd Maynard
so you wanna go out with me?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*deals with it* no expression

Good. no expression

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
so you wanna go out with me?

No no expression


roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Good. no expression so.....do you wanna go make out?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
so.....do you wanna go make out?

No. no expression

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sure, and while we're at it, i can buy you some hotpants. Hotpants naughty



Duhhhhhhhhh okay crazy

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Duhhhhhhhhh okay crazy

no expression

Ladyluck
Originally posted by LanceWindu
no expression

You're so... Naked. shock

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ladyluck
You're so... Naked. shock

My KMC profile reflects how I currently am.

No, not naked. Empty.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
My KMC profile reflects how I currently am.

No, not naked. Empty. EMMOOOOOOOOOOO

Ladyluck
Aww erm

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
EMMOOOOOOOOOOO

lol

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
EMMOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black. no expression

Ladyluck
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black. no expression

Emo just means emotional. erm

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not cutting my wrists or dying my hair black. no expression then whats all that black hair dye doing in your pocket

and those skid marks on your wrists? erm

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Emo just means emotional. erm

That's what they want you to think, then you look at their MySpace profiles and they all have dyed black hair covering half of their face, the guys are making out with guys *coughAlexcough*, and they are always talking about suicide. no expression Emo = sheep following a gay trend.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
then whats all that black hair dye doing in your pocket

and those skid marks on your wrists? erm

Figments of your imagination.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
That's what they want you to think, then you look at their MySpace profiles and they all have dyed black hair covering half of their face, the guys are making out with guys *coughAlexcough*, and they are always talking about suicide. no expression Emo = sheep following a gay trend.



Figments of your imagination. *hasn't talked about suicide, hasn't cut its wrists*


shifty

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*hasn't talked about suicide, hasn't cut its wrists*


shifty

Oh, and they all listen to the same shitty music.

Which means Maynard, and I are not Emo.

Leo.M
Happy birthday Alex cake

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh, and they all listen to the same shitty music.

Which means Maynard, and I are not Emo. Boo yeah

music ownsOriginally posted by Leo.M
Happy birthday Alex cake hey thanks a lot, guy.

Valharu
Happy Birthday Maynard smile

BlackSunshine
ok now I feel like a B!TCH!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!!

happybday

LanceWindu
Happy Birthday

Piggle Humsy
eek!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/PiggleHumsy/Happy-Birthday3.gif

love_079

big grin

Tired Hiker
Happy, happy birthday! I hope you have the best time of your life. smile

Vinny Valentine
Lets do what that Axe Commerical Does To that Guy, To Alex!

*Starts Spraying axe all over Maynard*

Attack Girls !

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Lets do what that Axe Commerical Does To that Guy, To Alex!

*Starts Spraying axe all over Maynard*

Attack Girls !

Dude! That's the wrong Axe! You just sprayed him with the version that attracts terminally ill cats. (thank you Family Guy).

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Dude! That's the wrong Axe! You just sprayed him with the version that attracts terminally ill cats. (thank you Family Guy).


That was the Point, That whore can stay away from my girls now glare

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
eek!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/PiggleHumsy/Happy-Birthday3.gif

love_079

big grin w00t

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That was the Point, That whore can stay away from my girls now glare What the f**k?

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
happybday


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just kidding they rock mistw00t

*charges $4 for the use of mistw00t* mistnone

Happy Birthdaymistw00t

sweetness
Happy Birthday Mr.Maynard!!!!!!!

Revernd Maynard

_Sanctuary_
happybday

Revernd Maynard
eyes

K.Diddy
tohsw00t Happy Birthday Maynard

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