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Okay, this is how you play.

You write something like "You're so _____ you look like ______", or something like that.

Keep this alway from family jokes (no momma jokes)

Rate the person above you from a 1 through 10. I'll begin.



You're so ugly it looked like you used a cream called what the F***.

afro

Hello?

Lol i rate that a 7.
Plus i think you have been watching too much of Wilmer Valderama. gawd that show is so horrible.

Your so stupid that when u worked in the M and M factory u got fired cause u ate all the ones that had a W on them

I'd rate that a 3..

LOL hey I like your locatoin The one101.

you're so sexy, you're maynard

0

The show Yo Momma sucks. Get over it.

10

Your teeth are so messed up it looked like you ate rocks from Utopia.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you're so sexy, you're maynard



You're so fat...you're fat....and...kinda obese and stuff

5

You're so obese you have to use butter on all the doors so you can slip in.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
5

You're so obese you have to use butter on all the doors so you can slip in. but wouldn't he just eat it?


You're so ugly, you looked like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screw driver.

You're so fat you're in need of a good diet.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You're so fat you're in need of a good diet. you're so dum, you can't spell dumb.

You're so fat you're shirts are custom made by elfs and shit.

You're so fat, you tried to take a bath into the pacific ocean and got caught between russia and antarctica.

7

You're so ugly when you tried to take a bath the water jumped out.

bump

Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

No momma jokes nono

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

That's actually quite funny.

You're breath is so hot it created Global warming.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No momma jokes nono

Sorry, I forgot.




















Your mom is so small, her legs hang when she sits on the curb.

0

You're girlfriend is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.

Your girlfriend is like the bowling alley. Gets boned by twelve guys on the first date.

sadwalk

You're so dirty the government made you wear a Biohazard warning suit.

afro2

afro

Your mum has more rolls than a bakerytomupp2

tohslaugh 5

You're so ugly your image in the mirror ran away.

Your so ugly when you were a baby a lady stepped on you then looked down and said''I just stepped in dogshit''

I win!

You're so stupid, you asked what country Captain America was from.

You're so fat, the only reason you float in the air is because gravity gave up on you.

Your girlfriend is so nasty, I asked what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said, "Crabs anyone?"

Your non family significant other is so gay, even Richard Simmons called him/her a f*ggot.

all together- 9.5

Your so ugly, your dog humps you with its eyes closed

Your so ugly, When you were born, God admitted that even He coul make a mistake

Your so stupid, Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to be a warnin to others

On a side note, MTV's Yo Momma is f*cking horrible. The only thing worse than the competitors are the f*cking scripted audience.

Thug-wannabe: Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale she ate it!

Black and Latino audience: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (while covering their mouth acting like it was hot).

I can't believe people still say, "Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck" then the crowd goes "Ooooooooooooooooo burned!!!!"

Yea, there jus instigating

Originally posted by Clone


Your girlfriend is so nasty, I asked what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said, "Crabs anyone?"



hysterical

You're so fat you have more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

You're so black if you wore a black hoody and went to school you'll be marked absent.

You're so ugly You're in need of a dildoe