What Greek God Or Goddess Would You Be?

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moongoddess939
Okay I would DEFINETLY be Artemis because I love a full moon and hunting. Is there an Poseiden out there? embarrasment

Ladyluck
Aphrodite. happy

She's the Goddess of love and beauty. She was really vain and thought only of herself but who's to blame her, she was beautiful.

moongoddess939
LOL u go girl! but where is my Poseiden? (tear falls on shoulder)

Darth Macabre
Erebus.

HTF
i took a test before i was Ares

Vinny Valentine
Morpheus god of Dreams

Or

Hades God of the underworld.

ROYALGUARD
undesputed power of Zeus

moongoddess939
Hay all Ares and Aphridite are a cuople in Greek Myth! HTF u should look up Ladyluck! where is my poseiden? im Athena by the way

moongoddess939
Hey Zeus watup?

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Hay all Ares and Aphridite are a cuople in Greek Myth! HTF u should look up Ladyluck! where is my poseiden? im Athena by the way

You just said Artemis.

moongoddess939
yeah sorry! I mean Artemis, sometimes I mix them up. MY BAD

ROYALGUARD
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Hey Zeus watup?

i feel uh vigor. shockingly good

LanceWindu
I am none of the above.

Superman_045
I'd be Ares or Zeus.

Clone
hebe goddess of youth

moongoddess939
sry we already gotta Zeus and Ares where is my poseiden!(tear falls on shoulder)

Impediment
Ares - God of war, primarily violent war, and bloodshed.

or

Dionysus - god of wine and theater.

moongoddess939
LOL wine is good

HTF
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Hay all Ares and Aphridite are a cuople in Greek Myth! HTF u should look up Ladyluck! where is my poseiden? im Athena by the way

i know they are. wink

moongoddess939
LOL..... OMG isnt anyone a Posieden?

HTF
i should smack every one with my steel war hammer for not being Posieden

ROYALGUARD
since im zeus i have created a new goddess cuz i fvcked hera and theres a new baby/ a new goddess.

new Goddess.

pussyliath

"a great greek goddess pussy on the pedestal"

moongoddess939
LOL u go HTF!

moongoddess939
Nice Zeus , My god I always knew u were a playa!

HTF
War!

moongoddess939
(Artemis walks up to Poseiden and slaps him for not calling her in 5days)

moongoddess939
Im on your side Ares who u goin after?

Lovely Murder
im athena, goddess of wisdom,

or i could be demeter, but i'd rather not be... not really my personality type

moongoddess939
Hey Athena Ares is gonna start WW3. wanna join? Totall harmless, (if u count mortals dien)

AOR
Apollo

HTF
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Im on your side Ares who u goin after?




who ever is not Posieden!

moongoddess939
oh **** I just shot Dick Cheney, oh well what comes around goes around.

Vinny Valentine
This thread is the royal Suxors.

moongoddess939
LMAO......oh hi Apollo wattup?

AOR
your mom

HTF
Originally posted by AOR
Apollo



*smacks with hammer* you should of been Poseidon.

AOR
Originally posted by HTF
*smacks with hammer* you should of been Poseidon.

Apollo would own Poseidon

moongoddess939
lmao, hey Ares u found your Aphridite yet?

HTF
Originally posted by AOR
Apollo would own Poseidon


True but he is faster.

Originally posted by moongoddess939
lmao, hey Ares u found your Aphridite yet?

no

moongoddess939
Hey Poseiden could kick Apollos a** any day.

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Hey Poseiden could kick Apollos a** any day.

Not really....In most myths, the only Gods who weren't scared of Apollo was Zeus and Hera.

moongoddess939
man...... r u hades?

moongoddess939
Or some1 else?

moongoddess939
Near Matches
Ignore Exact



Family Tree of the Gods of Greek Mythology
(idea) by shmOOnkie pOOnks (1.2 mon) (print) ? 1 C! Sat May 20 2000 at 8:54:41



Chaos
|
(Heaven) Uranus___Gaea (Earth)
| |
| Uranus
__________________________|___________________
| | | | |
Cronus___Rhea Coeus___Phoebe Ocean___Tethys
________________________________|__ | |
| | | | | | | Iapetus
Hestia Pluto Poseidon Zeus___Hera Demeter___Zeus Leto___Zeus _____________|____________
| | | ____|____ | | |
Athena | Persephone | | Prometheus Atlas Epimetheus
______|_________ Apollo Artemis | |
| | | Zeus___Maia Zeus___Dione
Ares Hebe Hephaestus | |
Hermes Aphrodite


cited from: Hamilton, Edith. Mythology. Little Brown & Company, January 1950.

Some gods appear twice and it is because they had multiple sexual partners including relatives, without protection as the tree shows. In addition, Zeus was quite a playa and rapist.
Aphrodite is often said to be born of the seafoam, the source of which is Cronus' severed testicles, though there is reason to believe she was born to Zeus and Dione.
Hephaestus is sometimes said to be only Hera's son, not Zeus'.




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(thing) by Prophet4 (5.2 mon) (print) ? 3 C!s Mon Feb 05 2001 at 6:22:08



A few notes on the symbols used. Names in brackets denote the person mated with to produce
the children that follow. Some names appear more than once because the person in
question had multiple mates. Some names appear more than once because more than one
person was given that name.

Chaos - Nyx, Erebus

Nyx - Moros, Cer, Thanatos, Hypnos, Oneiros, Momus,
Oizys, Nemesis, Apate, Philotes, Geras, Eris,
Clotho, Laechisis, Atropos

Eris - Ponos, Lethe, Limos, Algaea, Usmine, Mache,
Phonos, Androctasia, Neicea, Pseudia,
Amphillogea, Dysnomia, Ate, Horcos

Erebus (Nyx) - Aether, Hemera

Erebus (Styx) - Charon


Gaea - Pontos, Uranus, Actaeus, Cecrops, Cranaus

Gaea (Pontus) - Ceto, Eurybia, Phorcys, Nereus, Thaumas

Phorcys (Crateis) - Scylla

Phorcys (Ceto) - Pemphredo, Enyo, Deino, Medusa, Sthenno,
Euryale, Thoosa, Ladon

Medusa (Poseidon) - Pegasus, Chrysoar

Chrysoar - Echidna

Nereus (Dorcis) - The Nerieds

Thaumas (Electra) - Iris, Arce, Aello, Celaeno, Ocypete, Podarge

Gaea (Uranus) - Oceanus, Coeus, Crius, Hyperion, Iapetus,
Theia, Rhea, Themis, Mnemosyne, Phoebe,
Tethys, Brontes, Arges, Steropes, Cottus,
Briareus, Gyes, Tisiphone, Alecto, Megaera,
The Melian Nymphs, Agrius, Alcyoneus, Enceladus,
Clytius, Ephialates, Eurymedon, Eurytus, Gration,
Hippolytus, Merops, Mimas, Pallas,
Polybotes, Porphyrion, Thoas

Oceanus (Tethys) - The Oceanides, The Streams, The Naiads,
Caanthus

Coeus (Phoebe) - Leto, Asteria

Crius (Eurybia) - Perses, Pallas, Astraeus

Perses (Asteria) - Hecate

Pallas (Styx) - Bia, Nike, Cratos, Zelus

Astraeus (Eos) - Boreas, Eurus, Zephyrus, Notus,
Astraea, Hesperus, Eosphorus

Hyperion (Theia) - Helios, Eos, Selene

Helios (Clymene) - Aegle, Phaethon

Helios (Rhode) - Actis, Candallus, Cercaphus, Electryone, Macareus,
Ochimus, Tenages, Triopas

Helios (Perseis) - Aega, Circe, Perses, Pasiphae, Aetes

Pasiphae (Cretan Bull) - The Minotaur

Aetes (Eidyia) - Chalciope, Medea

Aetes (Asterogeia)- Absyrtus

Helios (Neaera) - Phaethusa, Lampetia

Iapetus (Unknown) - Anchiale

Anchiale - The Idean Dactyls

Iapetus (Asia) - Prometheus, Menoetius, Epimetheus, Atlas

Prometheus (Pronoea) - Deucalion

Deucalion (Pandora)- Hellen, Protogenia, Amphyctyon

Epimethus (Pandora) - Pyrrha

Atlas (Unknown) - Calypso, Maera

Atlas (Aethra) - Ambrosia, Coronis,
Dione, Eudora, Pedile, Phyto, Polyxo, Hyas

Atlas (Hesperus) - Aegle, Erytheia,
Hespere

Atlas (Pleione) - Alcyone, Celaeno,
Maia, Merope, Sterope, Taygete

Cronus (Rhea) - Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Demeter, Hestia

Zeus (Hera) - Ares, Hebe, Elleithyia, Hephaestus

Zeus (Electra) - Dardanus, Iasion

Zeus (Metis) - Athene

Zeus (Selene) - Pandia

Zeus (Gaea) - The Dryads, The Hamadryads, The Oreads

Zeus (Mnemosyne) - Clio, Euterpe, Thaleia, Melopmene,
Terpsichore, Erato, Polymnia, Urania,
Calliope

Zeus (Eurynome) - Aglaea, Euphrosyne, Thaleia


Zeus (Themis) - Eunomia, Dike, Eirene

Zeus (Demeter) - Persephone

Zeus (Dione) - Aphrodite

Zeus (Taygete) - Lacedaemon

Zeus (Leto) - Apollo, Artemis

Zeus (Danae) - Perseus

Zeus (Alcmene) - Herakles

Zeus (Europa) - Minos, Rhadamanthys, Sarpedon

Zeus (Eurymedusa) - Myrmidon

Zeus (Persphone) - Zagreus

Zeus (Leda) - Castor, Polydeuces, Helen of Troy

Zeus (Protogenia) - Aethlius

Zeus (Aegina) - Aeacus

Zeus (Maia) - Hermes

Zeus (Euryodia) - Arcesius

Arcesius (Chalcomedusa)- Odysseus

Zeus (Aega) - Aegipan

Zeus (Plouto) - Tantalus

Cronus (Philrya) - Chiron

Chiron (Cariclo) - Endeis, Carystus, Melanippe, Ocyrhoe



Eros



Tartarus (Gaea) - Typhon

Typhon (Gaea) - The Dragon at Colchis

Typhon (Echidna) - Cerberus, Chimera, Eagle of Prometheus, Hydra,
Nemean Lion, The Sphinx, Orthrus





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Chaos Family Chaos Uranus Greek and Roman Mythology
Leto The Royal House of Thebes and Atreus Titans and Olympians Iapetus
Wind God Family Cronus Hebe Nyx
The Meridian Handbook of Classical Mythology Earthen God Family Artemis Prometheus
Coeus Maia Hestia Playa
Zeus Tethys Pluto A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me

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HTF
why is their a airplane at the bottom?

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by moongoddess939
man...... r u hades?

No, like I said on the first page....Erebus

moongoddess939
OKay all I gotta go and shoot me some deer......and maybe Dick Cheney.
okay seeya all later

moongoddess939
oh sry about the airplane and all the text crap

moongoddess939
MY BAD

Superman_045
Originally posted by moongoddess939
sry we already gotta Zeus and Ares where is my poseiden!(tear falls on shoulder)


So what? Just because someone else said they'd be Zeus or Ares doesn't mean I can't say I'd be one of them. I'm not going to change my thoughts just because someone else thinks the same.

Captain Falcon
you can be hermes

Mystique Lynx
Hades.

Mišt
Dr Cox: "Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out."

Valharu
Earthworm Jim

_Sanctuary_
Artemis.
Beautiful, cold, runs through forests in the moonlight. Sounds cool. no expression

Grand Moff Gav'
Apollo,God of the sun and male beauty.

JacopeX
Zeus

Inspectah Deck
I'm you moms god......in bed. no expression

AOR
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav'
Apollo,God of the sun and male beauty.

stick out tongue too bad I beat you to it....

Wild Cherry
Aphrodite yes

Grand Moff Gav'
Originally posted by AOR
stick out tongue too bad I beat you to it....

damn!

I shout for Latona/Titania I'm your mom!

AOR
blink Uh, Cherry, what's that in your sig? What the f**k?

AOR
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav'
damn!

I shout for Latona/Titania I'm your mom!

scared, you wouldn't....

Grand Moff Gav'
Originally posted by AOR
scared, you wouldn't....

Oh I am!

I know the story of your birth as by heart anyway! As told by Ovid!

AOR
weep, my parents are gay

Grand Moff Gav'
.........So were most Greeks and Romans, nothing new.

AOR
cryYes but ME?!?!? I think I'll go bask in the sun....

Council#13
I think I'd be Poseidon. he has the OCEAN at his command! damn that's so cool!

Grand Moff Gav'
I'd be Pan!

BlackSunshine
Nyx,Goddess of night.

Nyx in Hesiod
In Hesiod's Theogony, Night is born of Chaos; her offspring are many, and telling. With her brother Erebus, Night gives birth to Aether ("atmosphere"wink and Hemera ("day"wink. Later, on her own, Night gives birth to Momus "blame", Ponos "toil", Moros "fate", Thanatos "death", Hypnos "sleep", the Oneiroi "the tribe of dreams", the Hesperides, the Keres and Fates, Nemesis, Apate "deception", Philotes "friendship", Geras "age", and Eris "strife".

In his description of Tartarus, Hesiod says further that Hemera "day", who is now Night's sister rather than daughter, left Tartarus just as Nyx entered it; when Hemera returned, Nyx left. This mirrors the portrayal of Ratri "night" in the Rig-Veda, where she works in close cooperation but also tension with her sister Ushas "dawn".


Nyx in Homer
In Book 14 of Homer's Iliad, there is an interesting quote by Hypnos, the minor god of sleep, in which he reminds Hera of an old favor after she asks him to put Zeus to sleep. He had once before put Zeus to sleep at the bidding of Hera, allowing her to cause Herakles (who was returning by sea from Laomedon's Troy) great misfortune. Zeus was furious and would have smote Hypnos into the sea if he had not fled to Nyx, his mother, in fear. Hypnos goes on to say that Zeus, fearing to anger Nyx, held his fury at bay, and in this way Hypnos escaped the wrath of Zeus.

From this it can be seen that in at least one major early Greek tradition, there was at least one entity that even almighty Zeus feared.


Nyx in Orphic Poetry
Night took on an even more important role in several fragmentary poems attributed to Orpheus. In them, Night, rather than Chaos, is the first principle. Night occupies a cave or adyton, in which she gives oracles. Kronos - who is chained within, asleep and drunk on honey - dreams and prophesies. Outside the cave, Adrastea clashes cymbals and beats upon her tympanon, moving the entire universe in an ecstatic dance to the rhythm of Nyx's chanting.


Other Greek texts
Night is also the first principle in the opening chorus of Aristophanes's Birds, which may be Orphic in inspiration. Here she is also the mother of Eros. In other texts she may be the mother of Charon (with Erebus), and Phthonus "envy" (with Dionysus?).

The theme of Night's cave or house, beyond the ocean (as in Hesiod) or somewhere at the edge of the cosmos (as in later Orphism) may be echoed in the philosophical poem of Parmenides. The classical scholar Walter Burkert has speculated that the house of the goddess to which the philosopher is transported is the palace of Night; this hypothesis, however, must remain tentative.


Cults of Night
In Greece, Night is only rarely the recipient of cult. According to Pausanias, she had an oracle on the acropolis at Megara (Paus. 1.40.1).

More often, Nyx lurks in the background of other cults. Thus there was a statue called Night in the temple of Artemis at Ephesus. The Spartans had a cult of Sleep and Death, conceived of as twins (Paus. 3.18.1) - no doubt with Night as their mother. Cult titles composed of compounds of nyx- are attested for several gods, most notably Dionysus Nyktelios "nocturnal" (Paus. 1.40.6) and Aphrodite Philopannyx "who loves the whole night" (Orphic Hymn 55).


Nyx outside of Greece
In Roman texts that take up this Greek theme, Nyx is translated as Nox. (Virgil V, 721)

Bloigen
I'd be Gamblor.

God of Gambling.

Jonathan Mark
I'd be Oranos Titan God of the Sky.

Ladyluck

DarkC
Thor.

JohnathanZX4
Originally posted by moongoddess939:

"JohnathanZX4
Smooth Criminal (thing) "

Wow. I noded that ages ago. Just did an Altavista search on my screenname and here it is. Cool. Had to join this site then.

Mystique Lynx
I want to be Hades ninja

InnerRise
Aphrodite.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Nickey
I'd prefer to be Afraditi (Sorry if I spelled it wrong) the goddess of love!

Marth18
Hades for life, kill you with the army of the dead!

Mystique Lynx
Originally posted by Marth18
Hades for life, kill you with the army of the dead!

Hades equals Pluto ninja

Marth18
He must be pissed now that pluto isnt a planet! hail hades!

Mystique Lynx

AC/DC'S_LVR
id be artemis

Punkyhermy
Athena - Goddess of wisdom and civilization.
big grin
happy

Sasuke Uchiha
Pure Poseidon.

Great the Vraya
Originally posted by moongoddess939
Okay I would DEFINETLY be Artemis because I love a full moon and hunting. Is there an Poseiden out there? embarrasment Ares, it's my astro sign. I'm never at peace.

speiderman
I would be Zeus. I am an intense guy and I think
I would be a very able ruler.

Lord Paradise
Eris, including the female part.

NyC-gUrL
Aphrodite droolio

BobbyD
Eros-god of love. ...so I can get it on anytime w/ whomever I want. evil face

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
Aphrodite droolio


droolio

I'll be your Aresstick out tongue



Or I'd be Apollo or Heraclesshowoff

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
droolio

I'll be your Aresstick out tongue



Or I'd be Apollo or Heraclesshowoff Heracles wasn't a god.

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Heracles wasn't a god.


Demi-god, then he had his mortal part burned out and I think he became one thenerm

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Demi-god, then he had his mortal part burned out and I think he became one thenerm Yeah, yeah, I know then he married Hebe.....

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Yeah, yeah, I know then he married Hebe.....


Yup, goddess of youth.

Destiny_Desire
Athena

Terrorist
Im Zeus b1tch so dont mess with me. Ill fry you with my Lightning fist. B1tch!!

Blanka
Ares

~Da Rev~
Oedipus ermm

Strangelove
hmm I always liked Poseidon

Terrorist
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oedipus ermm

you are one sick motherflaughing out loudcker

Scythe
Hades.

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