I Betcha...The Next Pointless Hollywood Remake Is...

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EPIIIBITES
Got any bets on what tv show/movie will become another pointless Hollywood remake? I Betcha...Gilligan's Island...surely gotta be on some studio execs mind, somewhere. $$$

...A thread inspired by the new Bonnie and Clyde post, the news of Dallas & I Dream of Genie coming to theatres near you, and in reaction to the Dukes of Hazard/Poseidon Adventure remakes...won't get into how lame I think it all is.

Next!

jaden101
i always thought a remake of the omega man would be a pretty easy and effective film to pull off

Jarshewa
I'd Like-Akira(live action)




just wait for the remake of a remake.

Solo
Originally posted by Jarshewa
I'd Like-Akira(live action)
Wonderful.

Jarshewa
Originally posted by Solo
Wonderful.

being sarcastic?

amity75
The A Team will surely be made within the next few years. And probably Knight Rider... no expression

EPIIIBITES
Good one. "A" Team...for sure! But who in the world could do B.A. justice?

Wolfie
Gilligan's Island was already remade into a reality show.

C-Dic
Originally posted by EPIIIBITES
Good one. "A" Team...for sure! But who in the world could do B.A. justice?

Mr. T, perhaps?

Jarshewa
What if they did a saved by the bell movie.
that would be crazy.
Crazy!

i wonder who would play screetch...?

C-Dic
Dustin Diamond?

What the ****, guys? You're all acting like the original actors are dead. These guys are irreplaceble. Mr. T IS B.A and Dustin Diamond IS Screech.

That's like trying to re-cast Vinnie Barbarino for a Kotter remake of sorts.

Tired Hiker
I bet they will remake Star Wars in the next ten days.

C-Dic
They already did with "Serenity". confused

Mal = Han Solo
Zoe = Chewie
Simon = Luke
Inara (or River) = Leia
Shepard = Obi Wan
Operative = Darth Vader


It's all there, man......it's alllllllll there...

Wolfie
They are doing an A-Team remake. Mr. T said he wants to cameo in it.

For some reason, they don't want original actors reprising their roles in remakes. wink

Jarshewa
Originally posted by C-Dic
They already did with "Serenity". confused

Mal = Han Solo
Zoe = Chewie
Simon = Luke
Inara (or River) = Leia
Shepard = Obi Wan
Operative = Darth Vader


It's all there, man......it's alllllllll there...

Your loco home boy

Grimm22
Originally posted by amity75
The A Team will surely be made within the next few years. And probably Knight Rider... no expression

Knight Rider!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I love that show. Seriously how can you think of a better idea for a show

Lots of Action - Check

The Best Car ever that also sounds like Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World - Check

David Hasslehoff - Check

Seriously the only thing that could make this show better would be if Chuck Noris and Batman were in it laughing

Addiction
They should remake Things to Come. But no, it'll probably be the Gilligan's Island or something.

tommydaz
How about a Jetsons movie? Like live action and CGI.. I'd pay to watch it.

Wolfie
I don't know if they would make a Jetsons movie. The Flintstones really bombed.

tommydaz
With the right writers, I think a jetsons movie would do very well. Scooby Doo did really well too. Flinstones was a disaster waiting to happen..

badabing
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I bet they will remake Star Wars in the next ten days.
I heard in 3 D.

MildPossession
That was going to get an American live action remake a few years ago, but they didn't go through with it.

Jarshewa
Originally posted by MildPossession
That was going to get an American live action remake a few years ago, but they didn't go through with it.

really!
i dont think it really would of worked in american audiences anyway

BackFire
The new thing will be remaking foreign films for America. Already happening with Oldboy, rumors going around that Battle Royale and Audition will be getting the same treatment.

MildPossession
I don't think Battle Royale will get a remake anytime soon. Il Mare has already got a remake, coming out soon with Reeves and Sandra Bullock as the lead, urgh.

Jarshewa
Originally posted by BackFire
The new thing will be remaking foreign films for America. Already happening with Oldboy, rumors going around that Battle Royale and Audition will be getting the same treatment.

i betcha everything i own they dont do a audition remake!

BackFire
I doubt it as well, but you never know.

Pepito
Either it's classic: Citizen Kane: The Beginning with Jessica ****ing Biel or a recent one which wasn't any good first time round: House of Wax: Next Generation (with Paris Hilton in a bitpart)

Ushgarak
Triumph of the Will.

I DARE them.

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