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I say Han Solo because hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Originally posted by Revolver Ocelot
I say Han Solo because hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Are you retarded?


It isnt possible for Han Solo to lose. Overkill.

Han Solo is the god of Star Wars. He looks at Ragnos funny and Ragnos's heart stops. Han then makes a planet explode for fun

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Han Solo is the god of Star Wars. He looks at Ragnos funny and Ragnos's heart stops. Han then makes a planet explode for fun

Of course not, Artoo is the supreme being. Han Solo is just his embodiment in human form.

Yeah, I was way off here. Only Artoo himself can stand a chance against Captain Solo.

and Rotj Luke, and TPM anakin, there demi-gods.

Originally posted by Blaxican_Hydra
and Rotj Luke, and TPM anakin, there demi-gods.

Not even, Captain Solo is simply too damn suave for those guys.

The hierarchy:

Artoo

Jawas

Terrorist Dooku -- Captain Solo

Everyone Else

Ewoks

Actually, you're forgetting the Holy Trinity-- Terrorist Dooku, Han Friggin' Solo, and Nekkid Padme.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Not even, Captain Solo is simply too damn suave for those guys.

The hierarchy:

-Spock-

Artoo

Jawas

Terrorist Dooku -- Captain Solo

Everyone Else

Ewoks


I fixed it for you Illustrious.

Heresy! Spock has no place in this most holy of threads!

*Wages jihad on GV*

What about Gay Luke?

How is luke gay.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4298/sexyluke21gt.jpg

Dude why have you got those pictures? Collect them huh?

He does. man when I'm older I want to have your jon janus. You like, dont do shit huh?

Gay Luke makes my heart drop.

Jesus, job* not jon...

Originally posted by Great Vengeance
I fixed it for you Illustrious.

Nein. All you did was sprout heresy and make yourself known to Artoo.

Artoo created Spock, he saw how ugly he was, and threw him into the Star Trek universe.

They just don't understand Spock's power GV...

Numan should be in the list.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
They just don't understand Spock's power GV...

What part of "creater and ruler of the omniverse" do you not understand?

Are you suddenly going to argue the stupidity of the Star Trek universe not being part of the omniverse?

Artoo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spock, and no amount of his technobabble would put him above a flashing image of Nekkid Padme.

Originally posted by cstrifec
Numan should be in the list.

If you wanted to make a list of the most insignificant creatures in the omniverse, you'd be right up there.

Originally posted by Illustrious
If you wanted to make a list of the most insignificant creatures in the omniverse, you'd be right up there.

*Swipes quote* lmao

Originally posted by Illustrious
What part of "creater and ruler of the omniverse" do you not understand?

Are you suddenly going to argue the stupidity of the Star Trek universe not being part of the omniverse?

Artoo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spock, and no amount of his technobabble would put him above a flashing image of Nekkid Padme.

Fool Atroo banished Spock to ST becuase he feared his incredible power.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Fool Atroo banished Spock to ST becuase he feared his incredible power.

Now you're really smoking the good stuff. Lord Artoo saw Spock as his ugly failed creation and stuffed him into the Star Trek universe.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Now you're really smoking the good stuff. Lord Artoo saw Spock as his ugly failed creation and stuffed him into the Star Trek universe.

Cling to your dillusions if you must, but I know the truth! *insane laugher*

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Cling to your dillusions if you must, but I know the truth! *insane laugher*

Yes, apparently the truth involves spelling "delusions" incorrectly.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Yes, apparently the truth involves spelling "delusions" incorrectly.

Crap...

Pwnt.

And Spock gets owned.

Originally posted by cstrifec
Numan should be in the list.
Go away Numan.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Fool Atroo banished Spock to ST becuase he feared his incredible power.

"But...that is illogical captain..." Everyoen knows the only god thats ever been able to be a good challenger for Artoo is Frodo Baggins. He rox.

Those pictures of look make we want to stab out my eyeballs, and cut out whatever is remaining of my face....

who is terrorist dooku and why is captin solo so uber? i sure have been away for a while it appears...

If you have to ask...you're not ready to know

Drink a pinacolada, THEN you'll know why Captain Solo and Terrorist Dooku are so uber.

lol

WHO is terrorist dooku though?

Ask Janus or Sorgo, they could describe The Almighty Prowess of Terrorist Dooku far more than I can.

His powers are mighty. He can level entire Coruscant blocks with his AK-47-saber.

And demolish starships with his force bomb

Terrorist Dooku,and proof of what he can do!:
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6615/customsig58170kn8zk.jpg
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4002/customsig58170v2hd.jpg
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5862/infideldookuattack8zu0qb.jpg

Probably one of the funniest SW parody concepts ever

Yeah, Terrorist Dooku = Jedi genocide.

Dooku: Allah Akbar!

I can't believe this thread is still going. Someone's asleep at the wheel this week.

Janus, how about Han Solo vs. Terrorist Dooku vs. Dr. Housr vs. Dr. Christian Troy?

Hm. Terrorist Dooku goes apeshit and WTFpwns the entire group with his Order 66 bomb.

Couldn't Christian Troy just change his religion with the twist of a scalpel?

You underestimate the fanaticism of Terrorist Dooku.

But all Dr. troy needs to do is make a witty mark and the heads of men explode...

Here's the true battle: Terrorist Dooku vs. Jack Bauer

You know, I have never watched 24. Everyone raves about it, but I have trouble taking Kiefer Sutherland seriously. Probably because I know he beat his wife and he plays that goony guy in A Few Good Men.

...he beat his wife? Seriously? I didn't hear about that, where was it from?

Still, though, 24's a damn awesome show.

That was in the news YEARS ago.

Btw, his name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
You know, I have never watched 24. Everyone raves about it, but I have trouble taking Kiefer Sutherland seriously. Probably because I know he beat his wife and he plays that goony guy in A Few Good Men. Same here.Never actually got into it anyway.

Guess I missed it...damn.
Yeah, knew about his full name...Was Donald drunk?