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My computer is nice.
My computer is sleek.
It brings out my demons.
It brings out my geek.

Tippitty tap tap,
upon plastic keys.
My computer has lice,
but it ain't got no fleas.

Up on the mountain top,
my computer yelled . . .
Hiker, don't do it!
But then something smelled.

My computer fought greatly
in the Vietnam War.
Well, you know where the lice came from;
some two dollar whore.

My computer won medals,
and saved many lives!
Gets laid all the time
by it's twenty-two wives!

Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece as white as snow.
My computer banged Mary,
and the lamb is it's ho.

My computer moves mountains,
and causes mass storms.
With a click of a button,
I'm dialed to porn.

I love my computer,
as you cans see.
Because I'm with you,
On KMC . . . .



. . . . . . . . Forums, that is, you fecking biches!

My video card is red
My wallpaper is blue
Solitaire is sweet
and i love my computer

That's beautiful, taft. cry

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
That's beautiful, taft. cry

cry makes me weep each time i read it

Originally posted by taft
cry makes me weep each time i read it

I know, dude. crybaby

My computer has AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

*guiatar solo*

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

Originally posted by Bloigen
My computer has AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

*guiatar solo*

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

shakespearean poem.....

Originally posted by Bloigen
My computer has AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

AIDS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

*guiatar solo*

LEPRECHAUNS! RAINBOWS!

Oh my fu cking GAWD! ................................

So, anybody want to buy a guiatar?

Originally posted by Bloigen
So, anybody want to buy a guiatar?

Actually I do. I've really been thinking about it. Seriously.

w00t

What about some prums?

They're like drums but they have more police cars.

blowup

Originally posted by Bloigen
w00t

What about some prums?

They're like drums but they have more police cars.

Oh.

hahahaha

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Oh.

I can see your more of a FLOOPrumpet man.

Originally posted by taft
shakespearean poem.....

His BDay today!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
His BDay today!

really?

Not till 18 minutes.

His Birthday is his deathday.

Scary.

I love my computer so much
Because it shuts down in my face
It gives me sweet little messages
Like FILE HAS BEEN ERASED
I get really pissed off
But then I remember
Don't worry
It'll be gone by December
I write stupid poetry
Cuz my computer is so nice
It makes me real sick
But at least it doesn't haveOriginally posted by Tired Hiker
lice

Primus?

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I love my computer so much
Because it shuts down in my face
It gives me sweet little messages
Like FILE HAS BEEN ERASED
I get really pissed off
But then I remember
Don't worry
It'll be gone by December
I write stupid poetry
Cuz my computer is so nice
It makes me real sick
But at least it doesn't have

............... nice!

I'd like to thank Microsoft.

Originally posted by taft
Primus?

They suck.

Originally posted by Bloigen
They suck.

You guys like PRIMUS!!!!!!!!? omG ......... YOU guys rule.


"Hey, Les! Bloigen and taft rule."

This spoiler is really dumb

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You guys like PRIMUS!!!!!!!!? omG ......... YOU guys rule.


"Hey, Les! Bloigen and taft rule."

I'm confused.

AND THAT ANGERS ME!

Originally posted by Bloigen
They suck.

yes they do,


Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You guys like PRIMUS!!!!!!!!? omG ......... YOU guys rule.


"Hey, Les! Bloigen and taft rule."

do you know les claypool?

I know les bian

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I know les bian

thats not les claypool