Be careful what you wish for...

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ROYALGUARD
7:00 am today at work
bored as fvck.. patrolling the hospital building... had a thought that some crime be committed to have some action in my boring job. specifically car vandalism.

8:00 am
i was patrolling the 7th floor of the hospital building and i didnt expect my Ex gf to be there. we snobbed each other... as i walk passed by her and her friends. then i quickly sidestepped into one of the operating rooms when they are not looking to hide and spy a little. and they thought that I am not around to hear what they are whispering. and this is what my ex gf was telling her friends at a whisper tone.

"yes thats him...my ex...the psycho security guard..."

after hearing that i felt an adrenaline rush while i was hiding in the Pre-OR room (blushing face) in a bad/mad/furious/ way

1:30PM
i was dispatched to the parking lot by the command center because there was a car vandalism. adrenaline rushed to my face eager to do some action and fix the problem. unexpectedly i saw my Ex Gf's car. broken windshield windows missing cd player...
Holy G-zeus cry--ssst of latter day saints.

1:30-3:00pm
took report on incident. trying hard not to laugh at her. i was forced to talk to her because its part of my job.

the look on her shocked face: PRICELESS

Bloigen
700 am?

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE?

Roulette
Originally posted by Bloigen
700 am?

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE?


hysterical

ROYALGUARD
Originally posted by Roulette
hysterical

anyone else wanna laugh at the missing : on 700 am? its fixed isnt it?

Bloigen
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
anyone else wanna laugh at the missing : on 700 am? its fixed isnt it?

Probably.

K.Diddy
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD


"yes thats him...my ex...the psycho security guard..."




laughing no expression laughing

AOR
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
anyone else wanna laugh at the missing : on 700 am? its fixed isnt it?

might as well... laughing

ROYALGUARD
now they think im a psycho...

thats why her and her friends roll their eyes when they see me.

K.Diddy
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
now they think im a psycho...

thats why her and her friends roll their eyes when they see me.




You Sir,fail at lifedrphil

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
now they think im a psycho...

thats why her and her friends roll their eyes when they see me.

shes a ***** angrymob

K.Diddy
You Sir,Are what K.Diddy likes to call a

lll

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by K.Diddy
You Sir,Are what K.Diddy likes to call a

lll

You Sir, Are what RG likes to call a attentionwhore j/k stick out tongue

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