I think I might be jesus
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K.Diddy
I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''
Imperial_Samura
Was he the lawyer who lost your case, hence your crossing and stoning?
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Was he the lawyer who lost your case, hence your crossing and stoning?
This sounds crazy,but I think it was Robbie Williams
Imperial_Samura
That I can believe, if it was Patch Adams Williams. And he was probably making jokes about what was happening to you.
Clone
maybe it was Mithra!
Clone
It all makes sense now.
Imperial_Samura
I'd prefer Sol Invictus at my crucification, but I guess Mithra would do.
Clone
Too bad Jesus and Mithra are the same person! Body, mind and soul.....
Clone
I think i just contradicted my self
Valharu
Originally posted by Clone
Too bad Jesus and Mithra are the same person! Body, mind and soul.....
How can that be? I don't have a split personality.
Valharu
My post didn't make sense.
Clone
Originally posted by Valharu
How can that be? I don't have a split personality.
Bi-polar opposites attract, all of a sudden my crucifix broke
Clone
Originally posted by Valharu
My post didn't make sense.
or did it make perfect sense?
Valharu
Originally posted by Clone
Bi-polar opposites attract, all of a sudden my crucifix broke
That'a strange, because my goat blood just curdled.
Valharu
Originally posted by Clone
or did it make perfect sense?
Made so much sense that it was in fact "nonsensical?"
Clone
Excellent
Valharu
My plan is in motion. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Clone
Your dream of absolutism is near
debbiejo
But I thought I was god...
Imperial_Samura
I can't believe it. I just read this again. He said "Robbie Williams" - I somehow got "Robin Williams"... great, now one of my posts doesn't make sense either.
Though I understand either way, I'd want to get Robbie back after three days too - this is for your vapid and souless pop! This is for sleeping with the Spice Girls meaning they continued to get attention long after their careers were dead! Kudos for appearing on Little Britain though, it was a good skit.
Janus Marius
*Pokes a thread with stick. Announces to others* I don't know what this thing is.
debbiejo
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''
I had a dream once that I was in an arena fighting a giant. Everyone said "Don't worry, Jesus will come and save you"....I waited and waited, then finally I saw him......HE WAS IN THE SEATS DRINKING AND WATCHING.........He didn't care about me..........
BTW, the giant and me became friends after I threw my spear at him, and it just fell on the floor like some light stupid toy.....
Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by debbiejo
I had a dream once that I was in an arena fighting a giant. Everyone said "Don't worry, Jesus will come and save you"....I waited and waited, then finally I saw him......HE WAS IN THE SEATS DRINKING AND WATCHING.........He didn't care about me..........
BTW, the giant and me became friends after I threw my spear at him, and it just fell on the floor like some light stupid toy.....
Jesus was probably mad at that outcome - he most likely bet all the Churches money on the Giant winning in less then three minutes.
Janus Marius
At least it wasn't Commodus in the stands watching you with a crown of thorns on.
debbiejo
Jesus was drinking......Imagine by disbelief that he didn't even care about the giant....
Imperial_Samura
Was he drinking the blood of Christ? Though I guess going out for a quick tipple wouldn't be that expensive for him, glass of water and he has some wine.
Janus Marius
I'd prefer water. Any ancient wine had to be pretty bitter.
Punker69
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''
Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.
Just a thought.....
debbiejo
Originally posted by Punker69
Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.
Just a thought.....
Ya know, dreams can work that way......But what does mine mean???......I never said Jesus didn't like me, just that he wanted to watch....
.........He was there for the show.....
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Punker69
Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.
Just a thought.....
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