Authority VERSUS Avengers - Kmc style !

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grey fox
The authority are tired of watching the ant's struggle amongst the dirt and decide to descend from their mansion made of pure ivory (Decorated tastefully with Orangutan paw's , White tiger pelt's and coat hangers made out of white rhino horns , I don't know what it is about endangered species that makes such great furniture ? cool )

So to end their futile struggling the Authority decide to put the Avengers out of their misery and kill the poor bastards...

The authority

Dizzle - Powers : BlackBolt (Marvel , Inhumans) + Drizzt Do'Urden(Dark elf...thing , i dont read the book's ok cut me some slack ! )

Grey fox - Powers: V (V from Vendetta) + Marv (Sin City)

Scoobless - Powers : Iron Man (Marvel , Iron-man) + Thor (Marvel , The Mighty Thor)

Quick Freeze - Powers : Quickfreeze (Amalgam , The X-League) + Hawkman (DC , Thangarian)

Khellendros - Powers : Spiderman (Marvel , Astonishing tales) + Mr Majestic (Wildstorm , G13)

DigiMark - Powers : : Tick + Warblade

TheKhan - Powers :Rorschach + Lobo


VERSUS

Darkcrawler - Powers : Namor
Tony Stark - Powers :Iron Man
Marcus4600 - Powers : Thor
Disappear - Powers: Black Panther
AJ4 Life - Powers : Hercules
Accel - Powers : Quicksilver
Nathan Summers - Powers : Luke Cage
Murda Mase - Powers : Hulk
WonderMan - Powers : Wonderman
Tshern - Powers : Quasar
Steverules - Powers :Wolverine
Willrules - Powers : Beast
Rewmac - Powers : War Machine
Laminator_X - Powers : Hawkeye
Spidey's Sister - Powers : Spider Woman (Jessica Drew)
Psyquis 52 - Powers : Darkhawk
Thunderstrike - Powers : Thunderstrike/ Masterson Thor
Mr. Valentine - Powers : Sentry
DraconainVolata - Powers : Scarlet Witch
Captain Stoic - Powers : Spider-Man
Soleran - Powers : The Vision
Badabing - Powers : The Thing
Marvelprince -Powers : Ant Man II
Creshok - Powers : Yellowjacket
The_Olympian - Powers : Rick Jones


The battle takes place in the middle of a completely Empty New york , tumble weeds and old newspapers drift eerily in the wind.

The background music (Just to provide the 'Feel' ) is Godsmack's 'Speak' (It can be found at http://www.purevolume.com/godsmack for those whom haven't heard it , just click on 'Speak' and turn your speakers up rock )


LET'S ROCK !!!!

Soleran
Ok I go back in Time and whack Dizzle's guy and Grey Fox's guys then go intangible and posses Digimark's character while intangible!

2 down and one joined our fight before anyone could even blink!

badabing
To the Authority's surprise, Bababing has secret weapons that dazzle and amaze the Authority into submission without one punch.

badabing
Number 6

grey fox
I doubt vision can go back in time , also authority members have the stated powers added together.

badabing
And Lara Croft

Mr. Valentine
So this is why you wanted to know how many and who we had??? crafty devil stick out tongue lol we win because of sheer numbers probably.. Polls work wonders

marvelprince
Come on, I ride ants. Obviously I unleash my wrath and both teams fall at my feet.

Soleran
Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.

grey fox
Originally posted by Soleran
Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.

Shit , NO TIME TRAVVELING !!!!


and badabing less Porn please....

badabing
Ok Fox, I thought they were PG or PG-13. cool

Soleran
Originally posted by grey fox
Shit , NO TIME TRAVVELING !!!!


and badabing less Porn please....


Hey now lets not limit the powers I mean look at your combo's theresmile

Even still I just posses Digi's guy and kill your marv and v combosmile Happy Dance

AJ4LIFE
awesome, and thanks for remembering me fox


anyway i find tick and have a tussle i use my wrestling abilities to knock him out then i go looking for a somoen elses ass to kick, and meet magestic and have a tussel wth him

Soleran
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
awesome, and thanks for remembering me fox


anyway i find tick and have a tussle i use my wrestling abilities to knock him out then i go looking for a somoen elses ass to kick, and meet magestic and have a tussel wth him


Well ok then instead of possessing tick I go posses Dizzle's character and then I burp as loud as possible at my the Authoritys closest team mate to blow them upsmile

marvelprince
Right and an I'll shrink and give one of them a really bad sting. It'll a lot of benodryl to clear that up

AJ4LIFE
next i go kick the crap out of foxs v for vendeta guy anbd kill him lol

grey fox
Khell rakes his HV across the field taking out the weaker members of the team , i Kill the their wounded with beating's and knifes.

marvelprince
Weaker members gone but since Ant-Man is the strongest there is I still hang in there. Then I take out your crops with a well placed swarm of locust so you can't heat and supply your body with much needed nutrients and ATP's needed for energy. Then when my mosquitos infect you malaria your bodies will be to weak to fight of the infection. HAHAHAHAHA Ant-Man smash!!!!!

DarkCrawler
Slowly I, Namor start telling stories about my pimpin' skills, making the opposite team extremely jealous as I tell them about the womanizing I have had over the long years I have spent. I show them images of the chicks I have had the luxury to share a bed with, making them cry like little girls.

After I have crushed all the faith they have in their manhood, I start to show off the limitless wealth I have, after all I practically do own 75% of the planet. I also flaunt the fact that I have a kingdom full of hot blue-skinned babes who adore me and who would jump in bed with me in a second if I would just say a word. After this I remind them of my good looks and the fact that since I doesn't age, I will stay like this forever.

By now, most of the opposing team should have done a suicide, but the remaining members who cry in the ground, realizing that their lives are pathetic compared to mine are taken out by next of my team, who are wearing ear plugs...stick out tongue

Thunderstrike
GODBLAST! Happy Dance

marvelprince
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Slowly I, Namor start telling stories about my pimpin' skills, making the opposite team extremely jealous as I tell them about the womanizing I have had over the long years I have spent. I show them images of the chicks I have had the luxury to share a bed with, making them cry like little girls.

After I have crushed all the faith they have in their manhood, I start to show off the limitless wealth I have, after all I practically do own 75% of the planet. I also flaunt the fact that I have a kingdom full of hot blue-skinned babes who adore me and who would jump in bed with me in a second if I would just say a word. After this I remind them of my good looks and the fact that since I doesn't age, I will stay like this forever.

By now, most of the opposing team should have done a suicide, but the remaining members who cry in the ground, realizing that their lives are pathetic compared to mine are taken out by next of my team, who are wearing ear plugs...stick out tongue

And thats when I sting em big grin

Thunderstrike
Or we can have Sentry use the power of Crazy incarnate.

Mr. Valentine
^ Bastard mad ! ! ! stick out tongue

AJ4LIFE
before u have a chance to do any other damage fox i tackle v and and powerslam him to the ground which takes him out for good

Thunderstrike
Hey, Thunderstrike went crazy too when he picked up the bloodaxe. Of course, he got uber-powerful as well.

AJ4LIFE
we just to good for them

DarkCrawler
Namor has NEVER been crazy.

...

... whistling

Thunderstrike
No, he just declares war on the surface world every five months. big grin

AJ4LIFE
hes a crazy ***** lol

Jabba the Hutt
Awwww maaaaaan sad

badabing
Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
Awwww maaaaaan sad
This all stemmed from the Superman vs Thor thread.

Jabba the Hutt
Oh ok nvm. I didn't even notice that thread.

DigiMark007
How do I not have the Doctor's powers for this fight? That's like the Authority's version of the speedblitz. With it, we're nigh-unstoppable.

Speaking of "nigh", I do have The Tick's powers. And I'm pretty sure one cry of SPOOON! is Black Bolt-level stuff.

Mighty Blue Justice. Nuf said.

...

And I'll be nice and NOT mess with the poll. But just knowing I could is enough. stick out tongue

badabing
Originally posted by DigiMark007
How do I not have the Doctor's powers for this fight? That's like the Authority's version of the speedblitz. With it, we're nigh-unstoppable.

Speaking of "nigh", I do have The Tick's powers. And I'm pretty sure one cry of SPOOON! is Black Bolt-level stuff.

Mighty Blue Justice. Nuf said.

...

And I'll be nice and NOT mess with the poll. But just knowing I could is enough. stick out tongue
Do I smell some home cookin'? eek! wink

King KAM
where the hell am i??? im an avenger....actually im captain america...lol

King KAM
Originally posted by King KAM
where the hell am i??? im an avenger....actually im captain america...lol maybe i havent been thawed out yet?

Thunderstrike
*thaws Kam out with uru mace so he can kick everybody's ass with one shield throw*

King KAM
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
*thaws Kam out with uru mace so he can kick everybody's ass with one shield throw* *jumps out a helicopter from 700 feet sticks the landing grabs grey fox, slaps him up a few times, tosses him aside* now who's next?

DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

cool

Thunderstrike
*Thor teleports everyone to Asgard and blows up the planet*

We win.

King KAM
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

cool no....we have Me....I'm Captain America, and I AM the walking breathing PIS machine, so much PIS that they even let me beat on wolverine....

DigiMark007
Originally posted by King KAM
no....we have Me....I'm Captain America, and I AM the walking breathing PIS machine, so much PIS that they even let me beat on wolverine....

Jobber Aura. Different than PIS.

Both earth-shatteringly-dumb forces. But PIS trumps jobber aura every time. Besides, it says so in the forum rules, so it must be true... *goes to edit forum rules*

wink

Laminator_X
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

cool

Except QF is combined with Hawkman, which means he's certain to die and be reincarnated as another version of Hawkman at least three times before he could pull off the speed-blitzard. By the time he gets done fighting your own teammates each time he "meets you for the first time," the battle will be over.

Since Clint won't be seen as a threat by the Authority powerhouses, he'll be delivering one sucker punch after another as the outnumbered Authority members fight with his "more dangerous" temmates.

Dizzle: Vibranium arrow and Broadhead simultaneously. His swords dissolve as he tries to (otherwise successfully) parry and the second arrow takes out his voicebox. (Sorry, D.)

Grey fox: Net+ two shock arrows, (since with Marv, it'll take two)

Scoobless: The "Ultron Killer" adamantium tipped with enough electricity to KO the Abomination even when set to "Stun"

Quick Freeze: See above.

Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.

DigiMark: Knockout gas.

TheKhan: He'll just take him out for a night of pool, babes, and beer. After the Khan's amalgam get's laid, his Rorshach half will finally relax and stop being such a hardass all the time, and the Lobo half will just keep right on carousing unti long after the fight is over.

King KAM
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Jobber Aura. Different than PIS.

Both earth-shatteringly-dumb forces. But PIS trumps jobber aura every time. Besides, it says so in the forum rules, so it must be true... *goes to edit forum rules*

wink *grabs him slaps digi around a a few times for good measure, then tosses his unconcious body to the side* two down....

S.S
Originally posted by Soleran
Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.
Vision only has Ironlads memories no timetravel.......... wink

King KAM
Originally posted by S.S
Vision only has Ironlads memories no timetravel.......... wink no he has visions memories took, he uploaded them......

S.S
Originally posted by King KAM
no he has visions memories took, he uploaded them......
confused
I said Vision has Ironlads memories.I know Ironlad uploaded the old visions files on possible avengers.

King KAM
Originally posted by S.S
confused
I said Vision has Ironlads memories.I know Ironlad uploaded the old visions files on possible avengers. nazi

S.S
hitler Fanboy scum

King KAM
Originally posted by S.S
hitler Fanboy scum you do realize that i AM captain america.....and you know what i do to Nazi's.....*grabs his own crotch*

Thunderstrike
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Except QF is combined with Hawkman, which means he's certain to die and be reincarnated as another version of Hawkman at least three times before he could pull off the speed-blitzard. By the time he gets done fighting your own teammates each time he "meets you for the first time," the battle will be over.

Since Clint won't be seen as a threat by the Authority powerhouses, he'll be delivering one sucker punch after another as the outnumbered Authority members fight with his "more dangerous" temmates.

Dizzle: Vibranium arrow and Broadhead simultaneously. His swords dissolve as he tries to (otherwise successfully) parry and the second arrow takes out his voicebox. (Sorry, D.)

Grey fox: Net+ two shock arrows, (since with Marv, it'll take two)

Scoobless: The "Ultron Killer" adamantium tipped with enough electricity to KO the Abomination even when set to "Stun"

Quick Freeze: See above.

Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.

DigiMark: Knockout gas.

TheKhan: He'll just take him out for a night of pool, babes, and beer. After the Khan's amalgam get's laid, his Rorshach half will finally relax and stop being such a hardass all the time, and the Lobo half will just keep right on carousing unti long after the fight is over.

This is why we have Hawkeye in the KMC Avengers. Great Job Laminator! Happy Dance

King KAM
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This is why we have Hawkeye in the KMC Avengers. Great Job Laminator! Happy Dance he did kinda just take out their whole team....

i coulda did it too....without fancy smancy arrows

Thunderstrike
All you need is a shield toss.

King KAM
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
All you need is a shield toss. simply one....and all who dare stand against me shall perish.

grey fox
Does the 'finger kill' on Captain america

King KAM
Originally posted by grey fox
Does the 'finger kill' on Captain america *jobber aura protects him*

Khellendros
Why the hell do I get SPIDERMAN'S powers? Screw that, I claim Spartan 3.0's powers in addition to Majestic's.

Khellendros
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.
Faster than lightspeed flight + less than nanosecond reaction time +microscopic vision. You never touch me. I teleport you all to pieces using my newly claimed Spartan 3.0 powers in one picosecond.

Laminator_X
Originally posted by Khellendros
Faster than lightspeed flight + less than nanosecond reaction time +microscopic vision. You never touch me. I teleport you all to pieces using my newly claimed Spartan 3.0 powers in one picosecond.

Sure, but when I ignite two flare arrows in my hands and strike a dramatic 90's-ish pose, Majestic'll start jobbing just like he did to Union. ; )

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Laminator_X
the speed-blitzard.

Speed Blitzard?! laughing out loud

Yeah, thanks for doing my work for me. You all die via QF's speed-blitzard. roll eyes (sarcastic) cool

Laminator_X
I'm just waiting for him to appear as K'Tarr KH'ol, the Klingon Hawkman.

AJ4LIFE
hay keledros seeing as im a MASSIVE mgestic fan its gonna be a shame kicking yor ass

Khellendros
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Sure, but when I ignite two flare arrows in my hands and strike a dramatic 90's-ish pose, Majestic'll start jobbing just like he did to Union. ; )
Not with me at the helm he doesn't. Hawkeye gets nuked from orbit with precision laservision blasts.

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
hay keledros seeing as im a MASSIVE mgestic fan its gonna be a shame kicking yor ass
What, with Hercules' powerset? HA! You get chucked out of the solar system at light speed or teleported into another dimension.

Thunderstrike
How do you know Thor isn't gonna get to you first?

grey fox
Because i stabbed him in the back .....and got an ass kicking for it....

Thunderstrike
Wait, I have the cure for this.

*KMC Avengers call Black Bolt and tell him that the Authority said his wife was ugly. The newspapers the next day talk about the most one-sided screaming match ever*

big grin

Khellendros
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Wait, I have the cure for this.

*KMC Avengers call Black Bolt and tell him that the Authority said his wife was ugly. The newspapers the next day talk about the most one-sided screaming match ever*

big grin
Yeah, except Dizzle already has his powers. Not so one-sided then. Besides, ftl flight speed means I can outrun the shockwave.

King KAM
Originally posted by Khellendros
Yeah, except Dizzle already has his powers. Not so one-sided then. Besides, ftl flight speed means I can outrun the shockwave. so ill just hit you with my shield.....

jinzin
*jinzin shows up pissed that he wasw left out of this matchup.....



"BY THE POWER OF JP I WILL HAVE MY VENGENECE!"


powers: The Big Kahuna with a newly aquired GUyver unit and Tekkeman Blade Crystal...

"okay.. which one of you bitches is gonna be my first victim?"

Khellendros
Originally posted by King KAM
so ill just hit you with my shield.....
No, you'll try.I'll catch your shield, tear off the arm holding it and take it as a souvenir.

jinzin
*megasmashes khellendros into dust.*

"Don't you DARE ignore me!"

DigiMark007
*Bans Jinzin*

...hmmm.... evil face





...and that, kids, is why the Authority will always have the upper hand...now go back to reading your textbooks on why Digi's a god come down to earth.


wink

jinzin
no






that's.....



that's not how we play... sad

jinzin
I like how the only guy who showed up without a team backin him up is the guy that got the boot.. laughing out loud

DigiMark007
laughing out loud

That's why it pays to join something. It's like protection from the Mob...KMC Style.

cool

jinzin
laughing out loud
oh well...
so much for the army of one.
it's cool though I know it's because you ALL FEAR TBK... and now that he's a tekno-guyver there's just that much more of him to lov-- I mean fear.. yes.. FEAR THE BIG KAHUNA.. KMC STYLE!

btw:IS this going to be the new cimmik on the boards now? KMC STYLE?
laughing out loud

Scoobless
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
How do you know Thor isn't gonna get to you first?

Because Thor in Thorbuster Amrour is gonna b!tchslap your Thor only ass before you get the chance

bash

Then i do something strange.... Use Mjolnir to it's full potential!!! firstly by stopping time then transmuting the Avengers into fragile plates and teleporting them all to a Greek wedding


big grin

Scoobless
shifty


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KMC_-_Comic_Forums


whistling

King KAM
Originally posted by Scoobless
shifty


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KMC_-_Comic_Forums


whistling nice page......smile

jinzin
laughing out loud

jinzin
what about the part where everyone got so scared of UBER TBK that they had tobanish him into the elseworlds?

Scoobless
Originally posted by King KAM
nice page......smile

Indeed!

evil face

Scoobless
They're gonna delete it sad

http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/2738/wiki8yl.th.jpg

S.S
NO!!!!!!!!!!! I need my wiki..................droolio

Laminator_X
Originally posted by Khellendros
Not with me at the helm he doesn't. Hawkeye gets nuked from orbit with precision laservision blasts.


Sure, in some sort of freakishly one-sided Mr. Majestic vs Hawkeye fight. However this is a team bout, and the Avengers have some of the best teamwork in comics.

While Majestros is wrestling around with two or three of our strong guys all of a sudden "POOF!"

grey fox
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Sure, in some sort of freakishly one-sided Mr. Majestic vs Hawkeye fight. However this is a team bout, and the Avengers have some of the best teamwork in comics.

While Majestros is wrestling around with two or three of our strong guys all of a sudden "POOF!"

No , all of a sudden ARGHHHHHHHH a knife shoved in Clint's back . And the marv part of me just has to stamp on it.....

Thunderstrike
*hires Alpha Flight to deal with the Authority*

Grey Fox gets a nut shot.

Laminator_X
Originally posted by grey fox
No , all of a sudden ARGHHHHHHHH a knife shoved in Clint's back . And the marv part of me just has to stamp on it.....

Well, that might fly or not in a "Hawkeye and Mar-V play cat and mouse through the abandonned city" type bout, depending how good a stalker you think Clint is.

Again though, you guys are are outnumbered over three to one here. SOMEBODY's got my back while I'm watching someone elses. Mar-V MIGHT get the drop on Hawkeye while his attention is elsewhere, but he'd find himself getting jumped by somebody else as he moves into position.

AJ4LIFE
ok ok ok am i the god herciles then, hopefully so, and off topic does anybosy have scans of when there was the big wildstorm marvel crossover, anyway i can give magestic ahard time

marvelprince
Don't underestimate Ant-Man. While everyone else tussles I'll skrink down to stay hidden then I'll spring and hit members of the Authority with a burst of pym particles to skrink them down to my level. Then with my mastery of insects and the feet of my teammates I shall crush!!!!!!

AJ4LIFE
hell yeh prince we can do it

outarddwarf
Why didn't the authority use all of their powers? They could crush even captain America's jobber aura by turning it into cologne with the doctors powers.

AJ4LIFE
when

Laminator_X
Originally posted by outarddwarf
Why didn't the authority use all of their powers? They could crush even captain America's jobber aura by turning it into cologne with the doctors powers.

Grey Fox called the tune, so we're dancing his dance.

DarkCrawler
Besides Cap's Jobber Aura would actually stop Doctor doing that. That's the definition of jobber aura...enemies don't use all their stuff, even though they have ways of doing that.

grey fox
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Grey Fox called the tune, so we're dancing his dance.

Eloquently put , i thought giving us the entire authority's powers would be overkill. It would make things too damn easy as we'll were already powerfull enough as it is.

Scoobless
Originally posted by grey fox
Eloquently put , i thought giving us the entire authority's powers would be overkill. It would make things too damn easy as we'll were already powerfull enough as it is.

Indeed!

badabing
Namor sees the Authority talking to a group of hot spring break girls on the beach. Coming out of the ocean he's at full power and his libido is off the charts. Namor pimp slaps the Authority into submission and brings the girls back to the Avenger's mansion. The end.goof

outarddwarf
Dizzle simply blackbolt screams. END GAME. That is enough to overcome any odds!

DarkCrawler
Like the combined jobber aura of Wolverine PLUS Cap will allow that...

Black Bolt suddenly decides that it would be wise to go hand to hand against our team.

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
*hires Alpha Flight to deal with the Authority*

Grey Fox gets a nut shot.

Hires bad writing to wipe out Alpha Flight in an issue only Mungi cared about.


stick out tongue

Mr. Valentine
Wow! look at that, he "cussed you down", see..join the KMC avengers and we'll deal with this riff raff, stick out tongue

Khellendros
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Sure, in some sort of freakishly one-sided Mr. Majestic vs Hawkeye fight. However this is a team bout, and the Avengers have some of the best teamwork in comics.

While Majestros is wrestling around with two or three of our strong guys all of a sudden "POOF!"
Pffft. I'm faster than any of them. Speed and teleporting and just about double Majestic's normal strength means I win.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Like the combined jobber aura of Wolverine PLUS Cap will allow that...

Black Bolt suddenly decides that it would be wise to go hand to hand against our team.
Except that he's combined with Drizz't, meaning he STILL wins! laughing out loud

Scoobless
Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
Wow! look at that, he "cussed you down", see..join the KMC avengers and we'll deal with this riff raff, stick out tongue

*Drives the Carrier through Mr. Valentine's house*


stick out tongue

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Khellendros
Pffft. I'm faster than any of them. Speed and teleporting and just about double Majestic's normal strength means I win.

Jobber aura will ensure that you will suddenly forget all the powers and skills you have and fight like a drunken, blind, pacifist retard on crack. stick out tongue

Originally posted by Khellendros
Except that he's combined with Drizz't, meaning he STILL wins! laughing out loud

Drizzt can't beat our team hand to hand. wink

Mr. Valentine
...dude, im homeless already! stick out tongue, that was the Sandman's house.. oh lord, he will be angry a near-middle aged man(stick out tongue) knocked his house down. Get ready for a beating! big grin

marvelprince
One word. Pym particles rolling on floor laughing

Scoobless
Originally posted by marvelprince
One word. Pym particles rolling on floor laughing

One word: learn to count ya damn muppet!


stick out tongue

Mr. Valentine
^ big grin must admit, you got schooled there prince..(or maybe you didnt?nerd) stick out tongue

Tshern
No fear, Quasar is here to crush the authority. Rest of the Avengers can go and take on more powerful enemies, like bankrobbers and school bullies.

Laminator_X
I think the sheer amount of energy they're expending in attempts to rebut Hawkeye's attack strategies alone Should tell you that the Authority is overmatched here.

marvelprince
Originally posted by Scoobless
One word: learn to count ya damn muppet!


stick out tongue

The smiley face there kinda was to show I knew that was 2 words. I've shrunk now so you probably can't reach me laughing now. laughing

Scoobless
Originally posted by Tshern
No fear, Quasar is here to crush the authority. Rest of the Avengers can go and take on more powerful enemies, like bankrobbers and school bullies.

*Hits Quasar with a powerful magical blast that goes straight through his shielding and kills him*

Tshern
*gets revived by Epoch and travels back in time to crush the Authority before it was born*

Khellendros
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Jobber aura will ensure that you will suddenly forget all the powers and skills you have and fight like a drunken, blind, pacifist retard on crack. stick out tongue



Drizzt can't beat our team hand to hand. wink
Jobber aura doesn't work here, because our powers are't being put to use by idiot writers.

Drizzt can't but Drizz't with his swords and Black Bolt's powers can.

Originally posted by Tshern
*gets revived by Epoch and travels back in time to crush the Authority before it was born*
Pffft. The Doctor goes back in time and runs you over with the Carrier.

Tshern
Heck, Quasar goes back in time and talks Genis-Vell to our side and makes goes for a beer while Genis disintegrates your pathetic travesty of a team.

The insults are supposed to be a bit humorous, don't really take them personally. I just thought I should tell it here, it's sometimes real damn difficult to recognise one's tone via internet...

grey fox
Indeed , flings knives at every member of the Avenger's.

AJ4LIFE
bounce of me and crush yor skull

Khellendros
Originally posted by Tshern
Heck, Quasar goes back in time and talks Genis-Vell to our side and makes goes for a beer while Genis disintegrates your pathetic travesty of a team.
The Doctor reverses all of Genis' resurrections with a snap of the fingers, killing him repeatedly.

King KAM
Originally posted by Khellendros
The Doctor reverses all of Genis' resurrections with a snap of the fingers, killing him repeatedly. then gets hit with caps sheild and dies from the concussion

Khellendros
Originally posted by King KAM
then gets hit with caps sheild and dies from the concussion
Except he's taken way more damage than a concussion and healed instantly.

King KAM
Originally posted by Khellendros
Except he's taken way more damage than a concussion and healed instantly. but for some reason died from this one.....guess it was the jobber aura....

The Fake Macoy
Rick Jones is fighting? I think it's safe to say that RJ wins this one.

Thunderstrike
Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
Rick Jones is fighting? I think it's safe to say that RJ wins this one.

Yup. Or he summons Crazy Genis and we all watch the carnage and eat popcorn.

Khellendros
Originally posted by King KAM
but for some reason died from this one.....guess it was the jobber aura....
Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura.

King KAM
Originally posted by Khellendros
Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura. when it comes to captain america, every writer is a jobber writer.

Khellendros
Not in this thread.

King KAM
too late...

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Khellendros
Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura.

Actually, this is being written by Wolverine8888

Wolverine suddenly turns into Hulk wolverine and gets blasted by a nuke sent by some random Authority guy. He gets up and his clothes are still intact and succinctly kills everyone on the Authorities team. Then, somehow, he cuts off supermans head.

oops I mean:

wovline sddnly tnrus nto hlk wolveeeey adn etgs lbasted bi a nkue snte yb smoe randme athuorty gye. eh ets upp nd is clots rea sitll ntct and scccntioerufhy ilkls nveruyoe on het eamt. Then somehtioht he cluterhs off super jmans hed

King KAM
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Actually, this is being written by Wolverine8888

Wolverine suddenly turns into Hulk wolverine and gets blasted by a nuke sent by some random Authority guy. He gets up and his clothes are still intact and succinctly kills everyone on the Authorities team. Then, somehow, he cuts off supermans head.

oops I mean:

wovline sddnly tnrus nto hlk wolveeeey adn etgs lbasted bi a nkue snte yb smoe randme athuorty gye. eh ets upp nd is clots rea sitll ntct and scccntioerufhy ilkls nveruyoe on het eamt. Then somehtioht he cluterhs off super jmans hed even worse than wolverine8888, im gonna let jinzin write it.....

Thunderstrike
That was amazing.

Rick/Genis
I trie

AH!

I try

CaptainStoic
Suddenly just before Spiderman gets hit by an uber blast from whomever, Captain Uni merges with him, and he goes on a killing spree leaving the Authority shredded to ribbons.

Rick/Genis
and wolverine and spiderman go off to date in the moonlight smile

CaptainStoic
Uhm... I don't think MJ would be feeling that idea.

Rick/Genis
oh I bet she would...

Mena ja twa (I butchered the english language with that, I know!)

CaptainStoic
Well Spidey's not really into guys if you know what I mean, but Wolvies daughter is another story.

Rick/Genis
laughing

Khellendros
well, while you guys are deciding which of you is gayer, I teleport gravel into the brains of everyone on your team.

Rick/Genis
but we already won... didn't you notice? Wolvy and Spidey Took you out. We didn't even NEED me to clang my bracelets together erm

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Khellendros
well, while you guys are deciding which of you is gayer, I teleport gravel into the brains of everyone on your team.

You can't do that...Vision and I don't have brains.

Khellendros
And yet having gravel materialize in your head won't exactly improve your performance.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Khellendros
And yet having gravel materialize in your head won't exactly improve your performance.

Hah! laughing You fool! I already have gravel in my head! You're just making me more powerful!

Rick/Genis
laughinglaughing out loudrolling on floor laughinglaughing out loudlaughing

Scoobless
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Actually, this is being written by Wolverine8888

Wolverine suddenly turns into Hulk wolverine and gets blasted by a nuke sent by some random Authority guy. He gets up and his clothes are still intact and succinctly kills everyone on the Authorities team. Then, somehow, he cuts off supermans head.

oops I mean:

wovline sddnly tnrus nto hlk wolveeeey adn etgs lbasted bi a nkue snte yb smoe randme athuorty gye. eh ets upp nd is clots rea sitll ntct and scccntioerufhy ilkls nveruyoe on het eamt. Then somehtioht he cluterhs off super jmans hed

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6643/hulkverine6fe.jpg


no2

Originally posted by Psyquis52
You can't do that...Vision and I don't have brains.

I've read your other posts.... i'd have to say that was true

stick out tongue

Mr. Valentine
^ Scoob..erm that was uncalled for man...sad attacking his debating skills stick out tongue im disapointed, hes only new man tut tut

Rick/Genis
it's all in fun big grin

Scoobless
Oh c'mon.... with a set-up line like that how could i resist?


he knows it's all in good fun

Quick Freeze
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

cool

what can i say but
"WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH THE GIRL BIRD!?!?!?!"

Tron
Well, I guess the KMC Authority wins this one, since the KMC Avengers have "Disassembled". roll eyes (sarcastic)

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