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Here's where you can invent a weapon! You can describe it, show a picture of it, or draw/paint it, etc!



This weapon is a Watermelon Pistol. It basically shoots a watermelon out of it. It is very effective for close range combat, yet it only fires one watermelon at a time.

Hmm...

shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

Originally posted by Thorinn
shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

What do you think it is?

Sicko.

Originally posted by Thorinn
shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/emancipation88/penisgun.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What do you think it is?

Sicko. shock penis gun

Originally posted by Thorinn
shock penis gun

Maybe it Is.

Originally posted by Nevermind
http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=penisgun1po.png

Whoa! That file was too big or something!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Maybe it Is. O RLY?

Originally posted by Thorinn
O RLY?

you just sucked all the fun out of the penis guns










that sounds alot dirtier than intended

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Whoa! That file was too big or something!

I fixed it!

Penis num-chucks!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Penis num-chucks!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Penis num-chucks!

I shoot you with my penis gun! pissed

Originally posted by silver_tears
you just sucked all the fun out of the penis guns










that sounds alot dirtier than intended it did sound dirty.

Originally posted by Nevermind
I shot you with my penis gun! pissed

Yeah, well i blocked it with my penis-chucks! . . . and then whapped you upside the head with the balls end of the chucks!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, well i blocked it with my penis-chucks! . . . and then whapped you upside the head with the balls end of the chucks!

Don't make me use my Boob Bombs! These were used on flight 69/11.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/emancipation88/boobbombs.jpg

Originally posted by Thorinn
O RLY?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-43733.jpg

boob bombs?

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
boob bombs?

...

Boob bombs are the shizzle.

It's a dot, I call it a dot. Mostly because of it's dot ness.






















BUT DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH IT!

i call mine the 'gay gun'2guns

i like crystal bladed swords..

Royal Guard's Sceptar

100% chance of reaching orgasm when it touches vagina in 1 minute.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
Royal Guard's Sceptar

100% chance of reaching orgasm when it touches vagina in 1 minute.

Please, you'll never make a girl orgasim

as long as i have mine i dont give a shit if she does or doesnt

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
as long as i have mine i dont give a shit if she does or doesnt

The only way you'll have yours is if you pay for it, like you have been doing

nah i stopped doing that. the day i stop making threads is also the day i stop hiring.

oh yea hand-less no dolls no inanimate objects.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
nah i stopped doing that. the day i stop making threads is also the day i stop hiring.

oh yea hands free too.

So I guess you're not gonna get any ever again

gimme 3-4 more months. no hookers no hands no beast no inanimate objects no wet dreams. because we agreed to be arranged already.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
gimme 3-4 more months. no hookers no hands no beast no inanimate objects no wet dreams. because we agreed to be arranged already.

Oh, so now you're moving onto mail ordered wives... even more pathetic

actually its been arranged since 15 years ago...
2 families agreed to do so and i cant complain she doesnt complain.

but i will hear complaints in about 1 year after its over

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
actually its been arranged since 15 years ago...
2 families agreed to do so and i cant complain she doesnt complain.

but i will hear complaints in about 1 year after its over
You are so pathetic. You need your family to arrange your wife for you

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
You are so pathetic. You need your family to arrange your wife for you

do you know anything about my culture? some get arranged. some break the arrangements. and now i am thinking of not going back. in India, most people get arranged when they were young. some filipinos adopted this behavior and i just happened to be one of the statistic.

i blame the culture

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
do you know anything about my culture? some get arranged. some break the arrangements. and now i am thinking of not going back. in India, most people get arranged when they were young. some filipinos adopted this behavior and i just happened to be one of the statistic.

i blame the culture
Well, I just hope this poor girl doesn't commit suicide for being 'arrange' (I still think you bought her)) with you

she wont. because i am contemplating about breaking the arrangements. and pursue another one at work. (this time no mistakes)

now the question is what if i break it then she commits suicide...

Please, if she got out of being stuck with you, she'll probably die of happiness

this you know because... have you met her? have you talked to her?
or its all your assumptions?

and you really think that i am that bad type of person huh?

No, because I have talked to you. Either she is brain dead, or she'll be happy about getting away from you

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
No, because I have talked to you. Either she is brain dead, or she'll be happy about getting away from you

and you know every bit of my persona? yes? you know my personality traits yes? in 2 days of talking you know every thing about me right? thats why you know?

the person you talked to was broken. now that person is better. stronger wiser and less bitter. happier. changing for the better.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
and you know every bit of my persona? yes? you know my personality traits yes? in 2 days of talking you know every thing about me right? thats why you know?

the person you talked to was broken. now that person is better. stronger wiser and less bitter. happier. changing for the better.

You have the worst personality I've ever seen. You're a waste of life, and you look...well lets just say like you've been hit by a bus

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
Royal Guard's Sceptar

100% chance of reaching orgasm when it touches vagina in 1 minute.

hystericalhystericalhysterical *dies laughing*

what made me bring out my worst is...michelle
now im gettin over it.

before her i wasnt gonna waste time in forums.
lets leave it at that.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
what made me bring out my worst is...michelle
now im gettin over it.

before her i wasnt gonna waste time in forums.
lets leave it at that.
Ok??? That had nothing to do with your personality, you being a waste of life, or you looking like a beast

yes it has to do something with personality...

worst experiences brings out the worst personality traits. and i hope you can understand that part. if you dont understand then just keep saying "youre just a waste of life i hate you whooo haaa!"

Fat Lady on a chain.

Originally posted by Dusty
Fat Lady on a chain.

Originally posted by Dusty
Fat Lady on a chain.

Oh my god

I think I just crapped myself hysterical

Originally posted by Dusty
Fat Lady on a chain.

if you guys watched the movie. dusk till dawn. there was a scene where a guy has a revolver as his dick.

strap on revolver no trigger. 1 barrell as the shaft and 2 loading revolver magazines as the balls.

who needs to make a new weopon when a hammer was enough to make porky swear. http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/04/porkypig.html