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Yep.

It Was coming soon enough, putting two great things together to make one.

Porno + Coffee = Porno Coffee Shop

Me And Leo.M Are The Ones Who Masterminded this Idea, Thank you very much.

Porn and Coffee w00t

*orders a coffee and boobs*

Are there live acts in this porn/coffee shop?

Originally posted by Nevermind
Are there live acts in this porn/coffee shop?

Yes, We should have some girls here as soon as they log on.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Do you want Pamela Boobs or Jennifer Boobs with that Coffee?

Neitherermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yes, We should have some girls here as soon as they log on.

w00t!

*gets out boob bombs*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/emancipation88/boobbombs.jpg

The girls will be here soon enough, until then, you can watch some porn on the Big T.V.

Can we put on Dr. Screw-little please?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Oh You Want Ladyluck boobs?

droolio

Originally posted by Nevermind
Can we put on Dr. Screw-little please?

*Throws Remote*

Go For It.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Can we put on Dr. Screw-little please?


Yeah sure *put it on*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Throws Remote*

Go For It.

...Where's the sequel?! sneaky2

Hmm... so, what is it I would be sitting in, and who would be doing the serving? And is that really cream?

Originally posted by NineCoronas
Hmm... so, what is it I would be sitting in, and who would be doing the serving? And is that really cream?

It's a type of cream.

Originally posted by Nevermind
It's a type of cream. ...not comforted.

Who should we have dance first.. hmm

Anyone wanna take a vote?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Who should we have dance first.. hmm

Anyone wanna take a vote?


Ladyluck whistling1

Ronny. droolio

No, wait ladyluck!

Damn I just can't decide!

Lil Nasty Girl or Ladyluck or Ronny or commando queen!!

Why don't we have them all?

*Sips an Expressio*

Originally posted by Nevermind
Why don't we have them all?

I Like your thinking.

Lets get them all, at once.

We should add Femme to that list shifty

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Like your thinking.

Lets get them all, at once.

droolio, what about Lana?

Originally posted by Leo.M
We should add Femme to that list shifty

I Agree

*sips Latte*

Originally posted by Nevermind
droolio, what about Lana?

Her too shifty

How about all t he girls in KMC!



Sits on leather coach and watches amazing porn.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Her too shifty

w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
How about all t he girls in KMC!



Sits on leather coach and watches amazing porn.

, I think you mean couch. Unless you're sitting on your Gimp .

Originally posted by Nevermind
, I think you mean couch. Unless you're sitting on your Gimp .

Originally posted by Nevermind
, I think you mean couch. Unless you're sitting on your Gimp .

Oh crap, Sorry boss. *Sits on Couch as my trainer trys to beat me with his cane*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Oh crap, Sorry boss. *Sits on Couch as my trainer trys to beat me with his cane*

Kinky, .

*looks around*

Where's my gimp?

Originally posted by Nevermind
Kinky, .

*looks around*

Where's my gimp?

You're Sitting on him!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're Sitting on him!



*gets paddle and wacks non-stop*

Originally posted by Nevermind


*gets paddle and wacks non-stop*


*Eats an Oreo*

So Whats up Everyone?

my boobs are not for everyone to see....infact...very few


Im special like that


I could use some coffee though

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
my boobs are not for everyone to see....infact...very few


Im special like that


I could use some coffee though


Not Even a little Skin?

*Passes you a coffee*

You know, we should put up pole for the dancers

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Not Even a little Skin?

*Passes you a coffee* I showed my boobs here not long ago actually...as much as I could.


Just so I mention it before someone else beats me to it


yes thank you *takes and sips on coffee*

Originally posted by Leo.M
You know, we should put up pole for the dancers

Leo You Could be the pole

Originally posted by Leo.M
You know, we should put up pole for the dancers

You mean they aren't up already?! pissed

Originally posted by Nevermind
You mean they aren't up already?! pissed

Well, we had to buy the whole collection of Star Pussy 1 through 6... Those aren't cheap, plus the TVs and coffees...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Leo You Could be the pole

Good idea shifty

Originally posted by Nevermind
You mean they aren't up already?! pissed

*jacks off* oh it's up now shifty

Originally posted by Leo.M
Good idea shifty



*jacks off* oh it's up now shifty

*steps aside* Ill just be over here!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, we had to buy the whole collection of Star Pussy 1 through 6... Those aren't cheap, plus the TVs and coffees...


hysterical

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
*steps aside* Ill just be over here!

*Leads over to Chair*

Come Sit Down

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, we had to buy the whole collection of Star Pussy 1 through 6... Those aren't cheap, plus the TVs and coffees...

1 through 6? droolio. You're off the hook.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Leads over to Chair*

Come Sit Down Thank you kindly


*sits in chair and finishes coffee...*

Originally posted by Leo.M
*jacks off* oh it's up now shifty

Can I dance off it

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Thank you kindly


*sits in chair and finishes coffee...*

Would you like anything else? Our Coffee shop is known for our famous espresso shakes

Originally posted by Nevermind
Can I dance off it


Of course shifty

Originally posted by Leo.M
Would you like anything else? Our Coffee shop is known for our famous espresso shakes




Of course shifty I need a sandwich, caramel iced latte with no sugar and some ibuprophren.

can you help me?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I need a sandwich, caramel iced latte with no sugar and some ibuprophren.

can you help me?

*makes you sandwich and caramel iced latte with no sugar and some ibuprophren* Here you go


I can try, what do you need?

Leo You Serve The Lovely Lady, I'm going out back to get some Twizzilers.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Leo You Serve The Lovely Lady, I'm going out back to get some Twizzilers.

Okay

Originally posted by Leo.M
*makes you sandwich and caramel iced latte with no sugar and some ibuprophren* Here you go


I can try, what do you need? thats all...I didnt expect that really. I dont feel well....but now worries...Im not gonna whine.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Leo You Serve The Lovely Lady, I'm going out back to get some Twizzilers. I love those things. Strawberry ones are the bestest.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thats all...I didnt expect that really. I dont feel well....but now worries...Im not gonna whine.

I love those things. Strawberry ones are the bestest.

You sick huh?


I love those things droolio

Originally posted by Leo.M
You sick huh?


I love those things droolio more then I want to be yes.


Im craving cheese nips


Im so weird bag

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
more then I want to be yes.


Im craving cheese nips


Im so weird bag

All this talk of food is making me hungry! Don't we have any edible undies here?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
more then I want to be yes.


Im craving cheese nips


Im so weird bag


What do you have? Cold, fever...?

No need for worries, you'll get better hug

Originally posted by Nevermind
All this talk of food is making me hungry! Don't we have any edible undies here?


Want some pizza?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Want some pizza?

Yes, yes I do.

Originally posted by Nevermind
All this talk of food is making me hungry! Don't we have any edible undies here? *shrugs* dont look at me...I dont where any at night....


Originally posted by Leo.M
What do you have? Cold, fever...?

No need for worries, you'll get better hug not exactly no...its female related bag


hug thank you so much...I appreciate the hugs. Im sounding cheesy and Im in the way. Ill be leaving soon.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Yes, yes I do.

*gives you a 20 inch pizza* pizza

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
not exactly no...its female related bag

Nothin' a lil sexin' couldn't fix.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon



not exactly no...its female related bag


hug thank you so much...I appreciate the hugs. Im sounding cheesy and Im in the way. Ill be leaving soon.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see, that sucks


No you're not Okay bye

Originally posted by Leo.M
*gives you a 20 inch pizza* pizza

OMG, . pizza

Originally posted by Nevermind
Nothin' a lil sexin' couldn't fix.


Dude, it's that one thing they get

Originally posted by Leo.M
Dude, it's that one thing they get

Incredible horniness? . It's going around where ever I go.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Dude, it's that one thing they get some guys dont mind that one thing........some women dont either...depends who you are with I guess.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Incredible horniness? . It's going around where ever I go.


No

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
some guys dont mind that one thing........some women dont either...depends who you are with I guess.

I don't mind it, i just think it's weird to do it during that time............ i mostly try to stay away so i don't get yelled at

Originally posted by Leo.M
I don't mind it, i just think it's weird to do it during that time............ i mostly try to stay away so i don't get yelled at

I see...


....or asked to do it again?

Oh no, i can always do it again

Anyways, I'm going to bed, so you all later yawn

good night leo hug thank you again hun

Originally posted by Leo.M
Oh no, i can always do it again

Anyways, I'm going to bed, so you all later yawn

I'll keep an eye on the place. .

*looks at Leo's pole*

This place needs moremeow untill then my entertaining and god like post's will not be in this thread

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This place needs moremeow untill then my entertaining and god like post's will not be in this thread

Ok, .

yawn Im gonna lay down too...speak soon....you boys try and behave....i will be back

Back!

Our First Gilr has arrived.

Look at her Big Boobs.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yep.

It Was coming soon enough, putting two great things together to make one.

Porno + Coffee = Porno Coffee Shop

Me And Leo.M Are The Ones Who Masterminded this Idea, Thank you very much. The Idea is so brilliant its retarded

*looks at boobs*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The Idea is so brilliant its retarded

Porno Coffee shop. Cool. Smells like Amsterdam.

When is the Mormon Coffee Shop opening ?

*feels up waiters and waitresses*

Originally posted by GCG
Porno Coffee shop. Cool. Smells like Amsterdam.

When is the Mormon Coffee Shop opening ?

April 6, 1830.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*feels up waiters and waitresses* Originally posted by Bloigen
April 6, 1830. you see, its funny....because that date has already occoured

Am I being stalked by Bloigen ?

I swear whereevr I psot he psots.

So, Lets all have an Expresso.

Originally posted by GCG
Am I being stalked by Bloigen ?

I swear whereevr I psot he psots.

I prefer the term, Pshycopath.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you see, its funny....because that date has already occoured

I get it now!

*starts stalking GCG*

Originally posted by Bloigen
I prefer the term, Pshycopath.



I get it now!

You didn't get it?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You didn't get it?

Well, I am a Schizo. Apparently.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, I am a Schizo. Apparently.

Red Vs Blue?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Red Vs Blue?

Thank you.

Damn Dirty Shizno

wickedph

Originally posted by Bloigen
wickedph

It's this song I've downloaded. It's actually came into my mind and taken over it. I am actually one with the music.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

help

I have 1 question.



























2. What cream do you put in the porno coffee?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I have 1 question.



























2. What cream do you put in the porno coffee?

Oh Its Irish Cream

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Oh Its Irish Cream not genital cream then?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Oh Its Irish Cream

So it's Patricks?

I hate genital cream

Originally posted by lord xyz
I hate genital cream

Because you have no Genitals?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Because you have no Genitals? everyone has genitals.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


Yeah, I wouldn't lick it.

wait, when I said genital cream, I didn't mean cream you rub on your genitals.
































I meant cum.

You Suck at jokes.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Suck at jokes.

shock

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Suck at jokes. or rather, you don't understand.

No, you just Suck.

Someone Escort him out.

*gets fat naked men to escort him out then have sex with him*

Get 'im boys.

*sets Vinny on fire*

*sets Bloigen on fire*

*sets anjala on fire*

i want coffee with lots of women milk

Originally posted by lord xyz
*sets Vinny on fire*

*sets Bloigen on fire*

*sets anjala on fire*

*Sets Chuck Norris loose on XYZ's ass*

alrighty then

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yep.

It Was coming soon enough, putting two great things together to make one.

Porno + Coffee = Porno Coffee Shop

Me And Leo.M Are The Ones Who Masterminded this Idea, Thank you very much.

Genius. droolio

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Sets Chuck Norris loose on XYZ's ass*
The most deadly card of all.

Originally posted by DarkC
The most deadly card of all.

Give me some tea!!!

Originally posted by Nevermind
Ronny. droolio

No, wait ladyluck!

Damn I just can't decide!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Lil Nasty Girl or Ladyluck or Ronny or commando queen!!

Why is my name in this thread?!?! ranting

Originally posted by Ronny
Why is my name in this thread?!?! ranting

Because we want you to dance b*tch!

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Give me some tea!!!

One coffee comin' up!

Originally posted by Nevermind
Because we want you to dance b*tch! You want me to dance? DANCE? DANCE THIS! *shoots*

Originally posted by Ronny
You want me to dance? DANCE? DANCE THIS! *shoots*

msn-oh You shot my blow-up doll of Princess Leia! Now it's personal!

So who's in charge here? I'd like a green tea and a Hustler, please.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
So who's in charge here? I'd like a green tea and a Hustler, please.
Here's your tea.

Originally posted by Nevermind
msn-oh You shot my blow-up doll of Princess Leia! Now it's personal! Thats not Princess Leia icon5_2 Thats chewbacca!

Originally posted by DarkC
Here's your tea.

Thank you. *waits for magazine*

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Thank you. *waits for magazine*
What, do I look like the kinda person that looks at that garbage? Get 'em yourself, miss. mhm

Originally posted by DarkC
What, do I look like the kinda person that looks at that garbage? Get 'em yourself, miss. mhm
schmoll

Originally posted by Ronny
Thats not Princess Leia icon5_2 Thats chewbacca!

Well, Wookies have feelings too you know! Come here Chewy let me mend that new assh*le that Ronny just gave you.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
schmoll
Fine, fiiiine.


*puts on bag, runs to the magazine rack, and steams back*

Here you go. Tip, please.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Thank you. *waits for magazine*

*gives a Hustler with naked Nevermind picture inside*

Originally posted by DarkC
Fine, fiiiine.


*puts on bag, runs to the magazine rack, and steams back*

Here you go. Tip, please.

Why thank you kind sir

*doesn't tip* evillaugh

Originally posted by Nevermind
*gives a Hustler with naked Nevermind picture inside*



shock

droolio

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Why thank you kind sir

*doesn't tip* evillaugh
You're welco -


You're not welcome. cry





*jumps out the window*




























Ow.

Originally posted by DarkC
You're welco -


You're not welcome. cry





*jumps out the window*




























Ow.

Dork

Originally posted by DarkC
You're welco -


You're not welcome. cry





*jumps out the window*




Ow.

Do you want me to send a stripper dressed as a nurse to help you?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

droolio



*uses X-ray goggles to look at LL*

shock

droolio

Originally posted by Nevermind


*uses X-ray goggles to look at LL*

shock

droolio

shock

I'm already naked.. You're looking at my bones! firefirefireph