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I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love

You Burned the Shit Out of m Face

Damn Mace ermm

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


You Burned the Shit Out of m Face

Damn Mace ermm

The mace we carry ain't no joke! That stuff'll drop you to your knees! Oleoresin Capsicum or OC for short is the gas we use.

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love

Awwwe, nothing more romantic that forbidden love!

"Cute fuzzy little butt"? Oh shit son

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Awwwe, nothing more romantic that forbidden love!

for you reminding me of wuthering heights i should kill you

hehe

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
hehe


*tackles*

HI!

hey there, hi there, ho there!

whats up?

nothin' much...i have a shit load of homework this weekend...and i wanted to go garage sailing

yea i have 2 projects to do and 2 musical performances tomorrow

i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
for you reminding me of wuthering heights i should kill you


I wish I knew how to quit you.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah

haha yea i read that freshman year too

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I wish I knew how to quit you.

i hate that book so much

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
haha yea i read that freshman year too

i dont understand anything they say

yea shakespearean language sucks

ho = now

haha

so where are your parents this time?

grocery store

haha nice shuriken

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i hate that book so much

Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain.

havent seen it and idc i still hate that book

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
havent seen it and idc i still hate that book

I don't care either, I never read it.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. Brokeback mountain was a book too disgust Sort of...

Originally posted by Ronny
Brokeback mountain was a book too disgust Sort of...

Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy?

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love lol1LOLOLOL!Funniest thing Ive heard in weeks!!!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy?

this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america?

Depends on how you perceive things! bye

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? Funny, I was just thinking of starting a new show called,Everyone Hates America.It ouldn't be far from the truth,thats all I know.

ill be on it.

Originally posted by Mysterious Man
Funny, I was just thinking of starting a new show called,Everyone Hates America.It ouldn't be far from the truth,thats all I know.

People who hate America are stupid. Everyone knows that America is right and everyone else is wrong. Stupid heads!

Words of wisdom from my coffee mug:

"To much of the world is run on the theory that you don't need road rules if you are a 5-ton truck."

america is a 6-ton truck.

America is the best! People who hate America are jealous biches! Ooooooooo, diss!

im a jealous bich!

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
im a jealous bich!

I won, you lost, I'm better!

im moving to sweeden

Yeah, me too.

sweeden rocks

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love Didn't read it, but everyone seems to laugh at it so

lol lol

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
sweeden rocks

Yeah, seriously! The chicks there are soooooooooooooo sexilicious. Sweeden is way better than America, except for California.

and everything is freeee droolio

no, not like that

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Didn't read it, but everyone seems to laugh at it so

lol lol

It's basically about secking cack!

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love

well when you told me i snickered but i read it and thought about it...now I cant stop laughing!!!

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love

The funny thing is, none of us guards would have guessed in a hundred years that these two were gay inmates. They usually act all like a hard "G" who was "banging in the streets. They seemed completely hetero to me. Goes to show, I guess. You can be turned while on the inside to play for the other team. This isnt the first time I've seen shit like this happen.

lol

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? kisses inlove in_love Lowkey adorable but abusive relationship.