The Member Auction
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Vinny Valentine
The Member Auction
This is a thread were Members PM me to be auctioned off to other members to help raise money for The Vinny Foundation. I swear I wont keep any of the money to myself, it all goes to the little orphans.
Anyway, I will post a Member, and a Starting price for that member. After bidding goes up and up, The Winner will get to go on a date with the member they won, meaning they go to another thread and do...whatever Fancy's them.
The Money will be kept like this. No One Can Bid More then 25 Dollars on a person, but you can keep bidding under that. Basically you keep posting your money increasing the bill until I get three posts in a row ( 1 2 3 sold!)
If you Bid Over 25 on a Person You Are Out an Cannot come back..
We Will start with our First Member.
Maynard - Lets Start the bidding at $15
(Also after you win, put under your sig the amount you "Paid" and the member you get to own for the night. Also PM me to be auctioned off)
a1hsauce
Ill start with $14 for Maynard

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Ill start with $14 for Maynard
Here we got 14 , 14 , 14 anyone going past 14? 14 ? 14?
Vinny Valentine
we got 15 euros here going once!!!!
Vinny Valentine
Going Twice!!
Vinny Valentine
Guys Use Money I Understand...
Rex is still winning!
Revernd Maynard
16 dollers
a1hsauce
16 Washingtons!
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
16 dollers
You Can't Buy Yourself
Originally posted by a1hsauce
16 Washingtons!
16! Going Once!!
Vinny Valentine
Going Twice?
Captain REX
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Guys Use Money I Understand...
Rex is still winning!
Indeed.

Vinny Valentine
Going Three Times!
SOLD!
Revernd Maynard
16? i'M WORTH MORE THAN THAT

Vinny Valentine
A1hsauce Take home your Maynard!
a1hsauce
*mwuaaahahahahahahahhahahahahah* yo pink a$$ is mine gurly Man naughty
Vinny Valentine
Next up, DUSTY!
Start the Biding at $10
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
*mwuaaahahahahahahahhahahahahah* yo pink a$$ is mine gurly Man naughty okay

Vinny Valentine
Anyone Want to Bid on Dusty?
LanceWindu
I would auction myself off, but I don't want to be dissapointed in the small amount of money.
Captain REX
$5000 for Lance.

Captain REX
Vinny, 15 euros is almost $20. I think I win.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
Vinny, 15 euros is almost $20. I think I win.
I count All Money in USA.
We Are Bidding on Dusty, So After that is Lance.
Captain REX
Then I convert my euros to dollars, so you lose.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
Then I convert my euros to dollars, so you lose.
Nope, The Number you put, is USA.
Now bid on Dusty.... Anyone wanna go for 50 Cents?
a1hsauce
the hell is dusty?
Vinny Valentine
Dusty Is Darkwizards New Name.
Captain REX
In that case...
*THROWS LARGE ROCKS AT VINNY'S FACE*

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh Dwarf guy?
No Cookie Monster.
Vinny Valentine
Dusty will be done unless someone bids... going once...
Captain REX
Go look at the mod listing.
$100 for Dusty.

Thorinn
.25 cents for dusty

a1hsauce

theres a mod listing?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
Go look at the mod listing.
$100 for Dusty.
Wow a 100 is up!
100 100 100 going 100 going 100 going once
Thorinn
Originally posted by a1hsauce

theres a mod listing? doh
Thorinn
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wow a 100 is up!
100 100 100 going 100 going 100 going once $20 million
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Thorinn
$20 million
Not Alloud, Too Much. You Forfit this Bidding.
Going Twice
a1hsauce
Originally posted by Thorinn
doh

Dusty
I'm teh Dust-meister.

Thorinn
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Not Alloud, Too Much. You Forfit this Bidding.
Going Twice didn't want him anyway. mhm
Vinny Valentine
REX WINS!
Rex Take Your Prize Home For a Good Night!
a1hsauce

I'd pay top dollar for a mod

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
I win!

Show him a good time.
a1hsauce

and Video tape it!
Thorinn
use this. condom to be safe.
Vinny Valentine
Next Up!
Itzak! Someone Start the Bidding!
a1hsauce

a bottle?!
Vinny Valentine
By the Way People Can Buy More then one person.
Itzak
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Next Up!
Itzak! Someone Start the Bidding!
I bid $4. disguise2
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Itzak
I bid $4. disguise2
*Kicks you*
Bad Itzak
Itzak
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Kicks you*
Bad Itzak
Who's the hell is this punkass Itzak?disguise2
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Thorinn
I bid $5
$5! Going once!
Itzak
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
$5! Going once!
I raise the bid 2c. disguise2
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Itzak
I raise the bid 2c. disguise2
Bad! *Smash*
Itzak
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Bad! *Smash*
weep Oh damn.
Vinny Valentine
Itzak Sold for 5 Dolla!
Thorinn
w00t
now, time to put itzak to work.
clip those toenails.whip
Itzak
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Itzak Sold for 5 Dolla!
$5 freakin dollars? shock I am insulted. schmoll
Originally posted by Thorinn
w00t
now, time to put itzak to work.
clip those toenails.whip
Never. sneaky2 *becomes racist and runs away* I'm from the land of the free. w00t I have my rights. sneaky2
Thorinn
Originally posted by Itzak
$5 freakin dollars? shock I am insulted. schmoll
Never. sneaky2 *becomes racist and runs away* I'm from the land of the free. w00t I have my rights. sneaky2 *shoots itzak full of tranqualizers*

a1hsauce

nobody else gettin auctioned?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by a1hsauce

nobody else gettin auctioned?
Auctioning Resumes Tommorow.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I count All Money in USA.
We Are Bidding on Dusty, So After that is Lance. Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Next Up!
Itzak! Someone Start the Bidding!

Captain REX
Don't worry, Ken, I'll buy you.

LanceWindu
But I want a woman to buy me.

Captain REX
If you REALLY want me to get that surgery...
Mišt
I want to auction my pants

Council#13
I want to auction my nails

Mišt
*bids 2c on C13's nails*
lord xyz
*sets bids on fire*
Nevermind
HAHA!
Finally, now I can bid on some cavemen hookers! Damn, Itzak's already taken!
*waits in auction thread until sufficient sex slave is available*

lord xyz
*sets fire to...
Nevermind*
Nevermind
Originally posted by lord xyz
*sets fire to...
Nevermind*
I was hot before you set me on fire. droolio
Mišt
*auctions Nevermind's soul*
Council#13
Can I have my nails back please?
Mišt
Hell no biznatch, I won them fair and square for 2cborg
Impediment
Are they Press On nails?
Mišt
6 magic beans eh?hmm
Make it 7 and its a deal.
Council#13
what if i offer...
7 magic beans?

lord xyz
Originally posted by Nevermind
I was hot before you set me on fire. droolio you mean your sig.
Nevermind
Originally posted by lord xyz
you mean your sig.
Think again.
Mišt
Originally posted by Council#13
what if i offer...
7 magic beans?
DoneshockOriginally posted by Nevermind
shock
You can't take my soul away otherwise I'll become a white boy like Tim Allen or Dick Cheney!
scared
Council#13

my nails are back! *bites toenails*
Mišt
7 magic beans!mistw00t
*eats them*
lord xyz
Originally posted by lord xyz
firefox
Council#13
essen23
Nevermind
Originally posted by lord xyz
firefox

Mišt
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Mist is gay...honestly
Touch me, I want you winkiss
Mišt
Im greasing my nipples as we speaknaughty
Vinny Valentine
Next Up:
Mist, Let's Start the bidding at
$20
Mišt
*bids for $19* I want a discountdodgy
Vinny Valentine
Anyone wanna buy this handsome young man...
Only $20 !
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Anyone wanna buy this handsome young man...
Only $20 ! who?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Lost your Bidding account, I said only US Money.
Goodbye.
Mist 25
Vinny Valentine
We Got our first bid of $25!!
lord xyz
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Lost your Bidding account, I said only US Money.
Goodbye.
Mist *sets fire to rules* that wasn't a real bid.

Grand_Moff_Gav
I wouldn't take her for free...
Mišt
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
110
Higher HIGHERdroolio
Revernd Maynard
going once
Vinny Valentine
Were at 120!
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by lord xyz
120.01
You're Out, Go Away
Mišt
Oh come on you girly men, grow some balls and get some real bidding inna
*bids for $1032963* euro
lord xyz
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're Out, Go Away nuh uh, I set fire to the rules. They don't apply anymore.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by lord xyz
nuh uh, I set fire to the rules. They don't apply anymore.
Do You Wonder why you have, no friends?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
$160!
160!!! Going Once....
Vinny Valentine
Going Twice!
Vinny Valentine
Never Mind!
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