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All rise... *checks everyone for guns, knifes, noise makers, colds and prank calls* you maybe seated... Mawage... mawage is what brings us together today. And Wove, true wove will hold you together alway. *turns off Princess bride* Today I am here to wed Quellefalathwen and darksora. Here is a list of everyone who will be in the wedding...

Vinny is the lovely flower girl boy.

Berri other flower girl.

Drunk nazgul and Shadowskill are both the Bridesmaids.

Jacopex is of course the bestman.

Thorinn as the ring bearer.

Bardock42 the never forgetting headusher.

Bloigen is the annoying guy in the 2nd pew with a coughing fit.

And I... I am the fat preacher. disguise

Everybody else is invited aswell. w00t

Now let us play... *ahem* I mean pray... *chants* Everybodya... we are gathered here todaya... to put a stop to Michael Jasksona... yes that little f*ckera... in this we play praya... Amen. disguise

*waits for the Quellefalathwen and darksora to get here* ermm

I feel fat in this rope. ermm

i thought i wuz the ring barer. Oh well. yo lets make this quick. Im leavin at 2 am to the airport

I'm taking a sniper too the weddingpirateshoot

He changed it at the last min. Sorry man. 1234

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'm taking a sniper too the weddingpirateshoot

I could use a guy like you. w00t

Todays the big day for Sora

Originally posted by Itzak
I could use a guy like you. w00t


I will kill anyone for a good pricepirateshoot

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I will kill anyone for a good pricepirateshoot ::hides::

Originally posted by JacopeX
Todays the big day for Sora

To bad he's not here.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I will kill anyone for a good pricepirateshoot

Kill Michael Jackson.

...wtf?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...wtf?

*COUGH* WTF! *COUGH*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...wtf?

Hmm.....and also, what is a headusher?

deadly viper assasination squad

Don't ask questions, I'm just doing as I'm told. *plays with beard*

Now where's the f*ckin' couple? ermm

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
deadly viper assasination squad

I love you droolio

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I love you droolio

I don't do 2 in the same day. ermm

But I do.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm.....and also, what is a headusher?

Don't ask me. He said that's what he wanted you do be. 1234

Originally posted by Bloigen
But I do.

flirt

I forgot the ring at home.

cry i'm not on the list again....

You're the guy who keeps asking to go to the bathroom. cry

Originally posted by Itzak
You're the guy who keeps asking to go to the bathroom. cry

weep

Originally posted by AOR
weep

You get free front row tickets. ermm

What the hell is this!?

cry

Originally posted by Itzak
You get free front row tickets. ermm

, the seats are free...

*pokes head out of dressing room so that no one can see me* damnit, where is darksora? He hasn't been online since yesterday!!!! furious *goes back into dressing room and sits down angrily*

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
*pokes head out of dressing room so that no one can see me* damnit, where is darksora? He hasn't been online since yesterday!!!! furious *goes back into dressing room and sits down angrily* Cold feet.

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
*pokes head out of dressing room so that no one can see me* damnit, where is darksora? He hasn't been online since yesterday!!!! furious *goes back into dressing room and sits down angrily*

Cold feet.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Cold feet. well, he'd better not be standing me up

Originally posted by AOR
, the seats are free...

That's what you think. evillaugh

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
*pokes head out of dressing room so that no one can see me* damnit, where is darksora? He hasn't been online since yesterday!!!! furious *goes back into dressing room and sits down angrily*

Cold feet? ermm Or maybe just a fever.

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
well, he'd better not be standing me up

I hope I'm getting payed by the hour.

Originally posted by Itzak
That's what you think. evillaugh



Cold feet? ermm Or maybe just a fever.



I hope I'm getting payed by the hour. *narrows eyes* grrrrr, entertainment anyone while we wait for my groom?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/awsmer.gif

Oh god.....he's still not here

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/panicbutton.png

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
*narrows eyes* grrrrr, entertainment anyone while we wait for my groom?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/ca0242a8.gif phbigboss want me take him out back and str8in him out when he gets here.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/runfrombob.gif http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/ihopesomethingeatsyou.jpg http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/hestolemycookie.jpg http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/GirWAFFLES.gif http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/girdance.gif http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/me.gif http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/dieacopy.jpg http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/calledinsick.gif


































http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/Iloveyouidiot.gif

All is going to plan.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Cold feet. * runs in panting * sorry ..... trafic ... was ... murder

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
All is going to plan. so its your fault im late SECURITY !!!! j/k

Originally posted by Itzak
All rise... *checks everyone for guns, knifes, noise makers, colds and prank calls* you maybe seated... Mawage... mawage is what brings us together today. And Wove, true wove will hold you together alway. *turns off Princess bride* Today I am here to wed Quellefalathwen and darksora. Here is a list of everyone who will be in the wedding...

Vinny is the lovely flower girl boy.

Berri other flower girl.

Drunk nazgul and Shadowskill are both the Bridesmaids.

Jacopex is of course the bestman.

Thorinn as the ring bearer.

Bardock42 the never forgetting headusher.

Bloigen is the annoying guy in the 2nd pew with a coughing fit.

And I... I am the fat preacher. disguise

Everybody else is invited aswell. w00t

Now let us play... *ahem* I mean pray... *chants* Everybodya... we are gathered here todaya... to put a stop to Michael Jasksona... yes that little f*ckera... in this we play praya... Amen. disguise

*waits for the Quellefalathwen and darksora to get here* ermm



No one look at me, I'm not a wedding crasher!!!! *looks around with wide eyes*

Originally posted by darksora
* runs in panting * sorry ..... trafic ... was ... murder who died?

Originally posted by Thorinn
who died? Me

And I suddenly came back to life

*COUGH*

Originally posted by Bloigen
*COUGH* Excuse you

Originally posted by darksora
so its your fault im late SECURITY !!!! j/k

Do you darksora take Quellefalathwen to be yours to have and to hold till death do you part? disguise And then some... disguise

Originally posted by Council#13


No one look at me, I'm not a wedding crasher!!!! *looks around with wide eyes*

SECURITY!! Take him down!

Originally posted by Bloigen
*COUGH*

*fart* ermm

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Excuse you

Thank you. ermm

Itzak, go on MSN.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Itzak, go on MSN.

I'm running a damn wedding.

Besides I am on msn. disguise

wave

Originally posted by Itzak
I'm running a damn wedding.

Besides I am on msn. disguise

Don't give me lip.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
wave

You're suppose to be watching security. (not the movie) ermm

Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't give me lip.

Gives you tongue.

So...I'm headushering.....*headushers*

Originally posted by Itzak
You're suppose to be watching security. (not the movie) ermm



Gives you tongue.
Watching security?

The same as Bardock42.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So...I'm headushering.....*headushers*

I think you're actually an undercover agent called Zalspits.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*COUGH*

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Excuse you

Originally posted by NineCoronas

Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_

Originally posted by NineCoronas

Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by NineCoronas

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_

Originally posted by Itzak

OH BABIE dancingman

You guys are weird...........why can't darksora and I be online at the same time? *pouts and stomps like a spoiled child that doesn't want to go to church*

mm

Originally posted by Bloigen

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/Quellefalathwen/****edup.gif

Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
You guys are weird...........why can't darksora and I be online at the same time? *pouts and stomps like a spoiled child that doesn't want to go to church*

Why is my damned groom never online at the same time as me!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (I say "damned groom" because he is a vampire)

The idea of marriage makes me cringe slightly ermm

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The idea of marriage makes me cringe slightly ermm
It makes me chuckle.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The idea of marriage makes me cringe slightly ermm It's not all THAT bad ermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu

Originally posted by Bloigen
......I hate you

*clicks on ad for flower girl dresses*

.........fear

Originally posted by Itzak
All rise... *checks everyone for guns, knifes, noise makers, colds and prank calls* you maybe seated... Mawage... mawage is what brings us together today. And Wove, true wove will hold you together alway. *turns off Princess bride* Today I am here to wed Quellefalathwen and darksora. Here is a list of everyone who will be in the wedding...

Vinny is the lovely flower girl boy.

Berri other flower girl.

Drunk nazgul and Shadowskill are both the Bridesmaids.

Jacopex is of course the bestman.

Thorinn as the ring bearer.

Bardock42 the never forgetting headusher.

Bloigen is the annoying guy in the 2nd pew with a coughing fit.

And I... I am the fat preacher. disguise

Everybody else is invited aswell. w00t

Now let us play... *ahem* I mean pray... *chants* Everybodya... we are gathered here todaya... to put a stop to Michael Jasksona... yes that little f*ckera... in this we play praya... Amen. disguise

*waits for the Quellefalathwen and darksora to get here* ermm

I have to say, this initial post is really quite hilarious

clapping

wtf are they married yet. mhm

Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father?

I was planing to do that in a lil bit.

Originally posted by Valharu
Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father? I don't know but if you grope the bride or hit the groom's father you will receive four broken limbs and a knee to the groin

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
I don't know but if you grope the bride or hit the groom's father you will receive four broken limbs and a knee to the groin Your words are like dust against my drunken tomfoolery. Let the destruction begin. Hahahahaha.

thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married

Originally posted by NineCoronas
Originally posted by Itzak
Originally posted by NineCoronas
Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married maybe he's scared about performing on the wedding night.

Originally posted by Thorinn
maybe he's scared about performing on the wedding night. alas, there is nothing for him to be scared about..........unless he's getting cold feet furious........believe me, he doesn't want to face the wrath of THIS woman scorned

*pisses all over the Emo altar*

Originally posted by Slay
*pisses all over the Emo altar* Has a beer while dodging the splashback.

Originally posted by Valharu
Has a beer while dodging the splashback.
*sets fire to the Emo altar*

Originally posted by Slay
*sets fire to the Emo altar* Finishes beer then warms hands. Ptssshhhh. Cracks new can.

Originally posted by Valharu
Finishes beer then warms hands. Ptssshhhh. Cracks new can.
Cracks open a bottle of Grolsch.

*sets fire to Murphy's Irish Red factory*

Originally posted by Syren
I have to say, this initial post is really quite hilarious

clapping

disguise

Originally posted by Thorinn
wtf are they married yet. mhm

Cold feet.

Originally posted by Valharu
Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father?

Sure. ermm

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married

Cold feet.

Originally posted by NineCoronas

IITTZZAAKK, ol buddy. Have a drink. NOW!!!!

I feel funny in this dress. dodgy

Originally posted by Itzak
I feel funny in this dress. dodgy One beer and it comes to this? Shame on you Itzak!

*is pretending to headusher while being an undercover agent called Zalspits*

Originally posted by Bardock42
*is pretending to headusher while being an undercover agent called Zalspits* Another secret agent? Hmm. Who to trust?

Could I get a canape? leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Could I get a canape? leftright Yes. Yes you can.

Originally posted by Valharu
One beer and it comes to this? Shame on you Itzak!


A preacher never drinks! schmoll




But in this case I'll make an exception.

Originally posted by Bardock42
*is pretending to headusher while being an undercover agent called Zalspits*

*tells you to usher in a tall man with white gloves who's really an ex-con named Fredrick Beatamore*

Originally posted by Syren
Could I get a canape? leftright

They're in the back with the pinatas. leftright

*COUGH*

*heads out back to look for pinatas and canapes*

Originally posted by Bloigen
*COUGH* So it was true.

Originally posted by Syren
*heads out back to look for pinatas and canapes*



Well that got rid of her. evillaugh

*cough* disguise

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
alas, there is nothing for him to be scared about..........unless he's getting cold feet furious........believe me, he doesn't want to face the wrath of THIS woman scorned

Well this marriage is off to a great start.

Originally posted by Itzak
Well that got rid of her. evillaugh

*cough* disguise

*finds canapes, heads back in, hears Itzak's comment*



*grabs pinata-beating stick*

Originally posted by Syren
*finds canapes, heads back in, hears Itzak's comment*



*grabs pinata-beating stick*



*sees some crazy woman running at me with a pinata-beating stick and canapes then wonders... wtf?*

The pinatas are that way. dodgy *points toward a nut house and runs*

*pisses on the wedding cake*

Originally posted by Thorinn
*pisses on the wedding cake*

*makes you eat it... then tells you it was a plastic cake*

*shoots you in the eye*


read from the good book with only one eye padre. mwahaha

Originally posted by Council#13


No one look at me, I'm not a wedding crasher!!!! *looks around with wide eyes* its cool i was going to send an invite anyway Originally posted by Thorinn
who died? no one there was just a lot of traffic Originally posted by Itzak
The same as Bardock42.



I think you're actually an undercover agent called Zalspits. say my half of the wedding prayer

You're suppose to say "I do". ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
Do you darksora take Quellefalathwen to be yours to have and to hold till death do you part? disguise And then some... disguise

to the beloved we hare here todeau to bless thie narriake os Quetkllthau and Darcjseora........PARTY!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
You're suppose to say "I do". ermm i do

::stands there wit his sean john tuxedo next to sora::

shoots jacope a look that says "thanks for doin this and wish me luck "*

And do you Quellefalathwen take darksora to be yours to have and to do all those other things I told him? disguise


This has gotta be the longest damn wedding I've ever done.

Originally posted by Itzak
And do you Quellefalathwen take darksora to be yours to have and to do all those other things I told him? disguise


This has gotta be the longest damn wedding I've ever done.
It also is the most stupid,idotic,moronic,ridiculous and pathetic one.

Brave goes the man walking into unknown territory. Safe journey pilgrim. Safe journey.

Originally posted by Slay
It also is the most stupid,idotic,moronic,ridiculous and pathetic one.

It's the sunglasses isn't it? disguise

Originally posted by Itzak
It's the sunglasses isn't it? disguise nah hes just an arse

Originally posted by Itzak
It's the sunglasses isn't it? disguise
It's the pair of socks you put into your underwear.I mean normally,it's a 'can do' but it just looks ridiculous in that dress.

Originally posted by darksora
nah hes just an arse

That I cannot concur too. ermm

Originally posted by darksora
nah hes just an arse
And you're an Enfilfunkenstein.

Itzak!!! WORST WEDDING EVER!!!!!!!!!! And it's all your fault. For letting me in.

Originally posted by Slay
It's the pair of socks you put into your underwear.I mean normally,it's a 'can do' but it just looks ridiculous in that dress.

I know. It came with the job... But at least I get first dibs on all the food in the reception. sneaky2

Originally posted by Itzak
I know. It came with the job... But at least I get first dibs on all the food in the reception. sneaky2 um dude that privledge goes to the bride and groom .your in line after me

Originally posted by Itzak
I know. It came with the job... But at least I get first dibs on all the food in the reception. sneaky2
I think Enfilfunkenstein and Quellefalathwen go first.And after that there probably won't be anything good left anyway.

Originally posted by darksora
shoots jacope a look that says "thanks for doin this and wish me luck "* no probs

Originally posted by darksora
um dude that privledge goes to the bride and groom .your in line after me

So I see.

Originally posted by Slay
I think Enfilfunkenstein and Quellefalathwen go first.And after that there probably won't be anything good left anyway.

That's true.

Originally posted by Slay
I think Enfilfunkenstein and Quellefalathwen go first.And after that there probably won't be anything good left anyway. actually im not really much of an eater that what the ritual sacrifice victim is for * bares fangs *

*walks in*
Who's wedding?

Originally posted by darksora
actually im not really much of an eater that what the ritual sacrifice victim is for * bares fangs *
Shut up,Enfilfunkenstein,I don't remember asking you anything. Originally posted by Itzak
So I see.



That's true. Yep.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
*walks in*
Who's wedding?

Did you read the beginning of this thread? 1234

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
*walks in*
Who's wedding?
Enfilfunkenstein and Quellefalathwen.

This isn't a wedding. It's a party. Runs naked through the reception.

"Were going streaking!"

-Will ferrel-

Originally posted by Valharu
This isn't a wedding. It's a party. Runs naked through the reception.
I don't think Enfilfunkenstein would appreciate that.I think he's gonna uberly 1337 pwn like you're someones mom.

*gave wedding rings to my girfriend to pawn*

Originally posted by Thorinn
*gave wedding rings to my girfriend to pawn*

Originally posted by Thorinn
*gave wedding rings to my girfriend to pawn*

*is your girlfriend*

Originally posted by Itzak
*is your girlfriend* Judo wedding cake slam.

w00t