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So anyway, I was in Food Technology and I didn't bring my cooking ingrediants again so I had to do work sheets. Being bored, I decided to talk to this girl I was sat next to and my friend. Again, I was bored. So the only thing left to do to keep me interested was to poke her for a laugh. She got mad at me and the teacher aswell. Now people are saying I'm a pervert and I harassed her Sexually. Stupid or what?







I poked her in the arm and armpit. Not what you're thinking of

SEXIST PIG!

Hell, I do that all the time but I never get the lawsuits.

It's possible the girls at my school are just easy though so whatever.

It's possible you've struck a case of: Woman-Who-Thinks-She's-Better-Than-The-Entire-Male-Gender syndrome, + Dumb-Teacher syndrome.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
It's possible you've struck a case of: Woman-Who-Thinks-She's-Better-Than-The-Entire-Male-Gender syndrome, + Dumb-Teacher syndrome.

I wouldn't rule THAT out.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I wouldn't rule THAT out.

I would.

Yeah, I had sex with 4 girls and the female teacher once, all at the same time. One of them had the nerve to call me a pervertdisgust Who do they think they are?

Wow.

Talk about easy.

No offense, man.

Originally posted by lord xyz
So anyway, I was in Food Technology and I didn't bring my cooking ingrediants again so I had to do work sheets. Being bored, I decided to talk to this girl I was sat next to and my friend. Again, I was bored. So the only thing left to do to keep me interested was to poke her for a laugh. She got mad at me and the teacher aswell. Now people are saying I'm a pervert and I harassed her Sexually. Stupid or what?







I poked her in the arm and armpit. Not what you're thinking of

what the crap? O.O That girl's crazy........holy hell...it was only in the arm, and you were only mucking around o.o

I know, they say that it's how she feels. Sinse when do girls tell the truth?

The worst you could say is, "I was fingering her armpit.". Which comes to my joke that people have genitals in there armpits.

Thay don't... trust me, for some strange reason one girl away from a one night stand saying that i'm a bastard... it's not MY fault she got pregnant!

Originally posted by lord xyz
I know, they say that it's how she feels. Sinse when do girls tell the truth?

The worst you could say is, "I was fingering her armpit.". Which comes to my joke that people have genitals in there armpits.

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
Thay don't... trust me, for some strange reason one girl away from a one night stand saying that i'm a bastard... it's not MY fault she got pregnant! I know, it's mine.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Oh yeah, I remember that. Good times.

Yeah, did I ever get that videotape back from you by the way? I wanted to watch it myself but you've been borrowing it for the last 7 yearsOriginally posted by Dark Shazam93
Just thought I'd correct that to the truth...

Bastard! *calls your mother and tells her you were smoking behind the shed*

That Isn't Sexually Harrassment, they have no case on you.

But Chances are you are lying and actual grabbed her boob or ass or something so yeah.

Originally posted by lord xyz
So anyway, I was in Food Technology and I didn't bring my cooking ingrediants again so I had to do work sheets. Being bored, I decided to talk to this girl I was sat next to and my friend. Again, I was bored. So the only thing left to do to keep me interested was to poke her for a laugh. She got mad at me and the teacher aswell. Now people are saying I'm a pervert and I harassed her Sexually. Stupid or what?







I poked her in the arm and armpit. Not what you're thinking of

Well duh... if you do that every minute who wouldnt get p*ssed off. Its like when you do a class joke, then everyone wants you to do the joke again and again and again and again... after a while you just get mad and say no.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That Isn't Sexually Harrassment, they have no case on you.

But Chances are you are lying and actual grabbed her boob or ass or something so yeah. nope. And even if I did, who doesn't?

Originally posted by lord xyz
nope. And even if I did, who doesn't?


So you did.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So you did. no. I poked her arm and armpit. Next time I'm in school I have to be in a room by myself for 1 day. disgust but luckily I leave 2 hours early. w00t

Originally posted by lord xyz
So anyway, I was in Food Technology and I didn't bring my cooking ingrediants again so I had to do work sheets. Being bored, I decided to talk to this girl I was sat next to and my friend. Again, I was bored. So the only thing left to do to keep me interested was to poke her for a laugh. She got mad at me and the teacher aswell. Now people are saying I'm a pervert and I harassed her Sexually. Stupid or what?







I poked her in the arm and armpit. Not what you're thinking of a LOT is condoned as sexual harassment these days


*grabs Roulettes boob*

honk honk

see that, that was sexual harassment

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
condoms are sexual harassment these days

Originally posted by lord xyz
no. I poked her arm and armpit. Next time I'm in school I have to be in a room by myself for 1 day. disgust but luckily I leave 2 hours early. w00t

XYZ no teacher is stupid enough to suspend a Student for 1 day in school for poking someone, You're obviously making it up or not telling the whole story.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
XYZ no teacher is stupid enough to suspend a Student for 1 day in school for poking someone, You're obviously making it up or not telling the whole story. No I'm serious! Though, we were talking about masturbation.

Originally posted by lord xyz
No I'm serious! Though, we were talking about masturbation.

You can get done for verbal sexual harrassment, you know?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Don't be silly Mist, no woman/girl has ever had sex with you and you know it.

Alright I confess it was a dreamweep


Wait...what was Bloigen filming then?scared

I stand here and formally admit my virginitymistw00t And what are you gonna do about it? Nothingna

Yeah....it doesnt bother me that other people are doing the naughty. I have all the porn time I need.

So You were talking to a girl about masterbation and you poked her and she got mad?

You're such a lier, go away

No no, they were talking about masterbation and he poked hernaughty

Whatbanana5

Vinny, you think everyone's lying.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Vinny, you think everyone's lying.

What age are you?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Vinny, you think everyone's lying.

No I think you're lying because your story doesn'y make sense and no girl would freak out if you poked her. You Are CLEARLY not telling us other info.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No I think you're lying because your story doesn'y make sense and no girl would freak out if you poked her. You Are CLEARLY not telling us other info.

Or why he does food technology.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No I think you're lying because your story doesn'y make sense and no girl would freak out if you poked her. You Are CLEARLY not telling us other info. Well, my mind's a bit fuzzy from her hitting me, but as far as I know, I poked her armpit. And it looked like I fingered her armpit.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, my mind's a bit fuzzy from her hitting me, but as far as I know, I poked her armpit. And it looked like I fingered her armpit.

You're an Idiot beyond comprehension.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
What age are you?

Tis my birfday in free weeks guvnereuro

Whybanana5

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're an Idiot beyond comprehension.
He is!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're an Idiot beyond comprehension. yeah, I know crybaby

You should have masterbated in front of her.

Heh... so knocking her up counts as poking now does it...?

Well, my first question is where did you poke her?
Was it anywhere close to her "private" parts...?
If not then... WTF!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
...........in short you admit your virginity. I know guys who lost their virginity at 14! :no2:

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No I think you're lying because your story doesn'y make sense and no girl would freak out if you poked her. You Are CLEARLY not telling us other info.

It's true.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No I think you're lying because your story doesn'y make sense and no girl would freak out if you poked her.
Speak for yourself, if he poked me I'd jam his finger into a pencil sharpener.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Speak for yourself, if he poked me I'd jam his finger into a pencil sharpener. I'm a violent person. At least I'm equal in my violence... if you jammed my finger into a pencil sharpener, after I recovered from the pain I would break your nose and then strangle you to death with a smelly sock.

OR a used diaper.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
I'm a violent person. At least I'm equal in my violence... if you jammed my finger into a pencil sharpener, after I recovered from the pain I would break your nose and then strangle you to death with a smelly sock.

OR a used diaper.




And right before you tried to do any of that, I'd have thrown you out of a window.

I'd kill you in your sleep the day before.

Meh if the girl didn't wish to be poked than you should have kept your hands to yourself. Some people are just more sesitive to these things than other.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Meh if the girl didn't wish to be poked than you should have kept your hands to yourself. Some people are just more sesitive to these things than other. yeah, I guess. I'm daft.


Originally posted by Bloigen
I'd kill you in your sleep the day before. I'd set fire to you.

that girl have issues thats why she went monkey bezerk/mad on you. yes that can be considered sexual harassment if the girl thinks your action is invadin her privacy.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
And right before you tried to do any of that, I'd have thrown you out of a window.

How would you achieve the necessary strength to perform such a feat? Are you taking steroids, thus rendering you full of facial-hair, sweaty, non-womanly, and the strength required to throw me out? Or are you referring to getting a male friend, thus not you to remove me through a window? Or are you just unnaturally strong for a human being?

Don't you know? Everything is sexual harrassment these days! Don't touch, don't look, don't think. Don't even recognize them as females or else you're a monstrous pervert who needs to be locked up!

This is all void if you have money, of course. Girls will let you do anything if you have money.

How much will $4 get me?

It would be better spent on a hamburger.

Just for the record, poking technically IS sexual harrassment, but only if the girl/guy feels like being a ***** and reporting it.

Originally posted by lord xyz
So anyway, I was in Food Technology and I didn't bring my cooking ingrediants again so I had to do work sheets. Being bored, I decided to talk to this girl I was sat next to and my friend. Again, I was bored. So the only thing left to do to keep me interested was to poke her for a laugh. She got mad at me and the teacher aswell. Now people are saying I'm a pervert and I harassed her Sexually. Stupid or what?



Pervert

I did it in senior year because all we did was cook and go on the computers, and there was no exam

And all the nice girls did itnaughty

I don't need to, so I won't.

Yes, question. What if there's a bit of a dispute on who poked who first

Originally posted by NineCoronas
How would you achieve the necessary strength to perform such a feat? Are you taking steroids, thus rendering you full of facial-hair, sweaty, non-womanly, and the strength required to throw me out? Or are you referring to getting a male friend, thus not you to remove me through a window? Or are you just unnaturally strong for a human being?
Just unnaturally strong for a human being.

Originally posted by BackFire
Don't you know? Everything is sexual harrassment these days! Don't touch, don't look, don't think. Don't even recognize them as females or else you're a monstrous pervert who needs to be locked up!

This is all void if you have money, of course. Girls will let you do anything if you have money. thats untrue i ofered 100$ to girl have sex with me and well that didnt go to well

Dude, shut up... you don't know the difference between sex and porn! And before you deny that I'll go find the thread and post a link to it!

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
Dude, shut up... you don't know the difference between sex and porn! And before you deny that I'll go find the thread and post a link to it! owned!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Just unnaturally strong for a human being. Side-affects of the steroids then.