Jewish Vs. JLA

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Milkie
Jewish
http://gifdepot.com/albums/GIFsAthruL/Jewish.gif

Jewish has the ability to operate any vehicle with God Speed & Skill in space and on land. He has the strength, speed, and wisdom of Jesus and Moses combined and he also can fly and is immune to all magic. He has custom made Exploding Bazooka Boots that have the ability to Implode The Universe, Fold and Refold Space, Warp Space, Move Planets, Teleport Between The Marvel and DC Universes, and Control Birds, Fish, Cats, Dogs, Snake and Roahes. He has an infinite amount of gold and treasure making him the wealthiest being in the universe. He has the fighting skill of 10 Capoeira Masters, 6 Ninjas, 12 Shaolin Monks, 2 Muay Tai Kickboxers, and 1 Karate Master. He carries 1,000 radiation throwing stars that explode with the force of 15 Nuclear Bombs. He can see in to the edge of space and is able to watch all Cosmic Beings no matter where the are. He also can throw those RTS's in space and hit anything he pleases.

JLA

Everyone knows who they are...

Black Adam
team him up with the The Hebrew Hammer and you got your self a match

http://press.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/h/hebrewhammer/Adam_Goldberg_guns.jpg
http://press.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/h/hebrewhammer/Adam_Goldberg_fist.jpg

illadelph12
eek!

DigiMark007
Closing, for obvious reasons.

But why does "Jewish" have the wisdom of Jesus?? laughing out loud

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